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Mean Machine

(2001)
44 reviews
Film rated 2.8 / 5  (Chick rating: 4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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'GAOLLLLLLL!!!!!'.
noncentz 
  Vote (22)   
Bend It Like Shawshank.
turrell 
  Vote (18)   
The Wrongest Yard.
redPen 
  Vote (16)   
Vinnie, vidi, vici.
Mutante 
  Vote (10)   
Footballing cons 'Mean' business.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (10)   
The Longest Meter!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (6)   
Prisoner 4-4-2.
Mutante 
  Vote (6)   
Manager manages Massive victory.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (5)   
Manager Massive manages victory.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
90 minutes in gaol.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (3)   
Football replaces Reynolds. Magic.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Gaol inmates, goal mates.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (2)   
Prisoner Vinny acts bad.
bennyr81 
  Vote (2)   
The Longest 12 Yard(s).
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
Ex-footballer plays footballer.
MattCFC 
  Vote (1)   
Sad, bad, not Burt.
ron moron 
  Vote (1)   
Er, Brit 'Longest Yard'?!
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie's pre-match meal- porridge.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Meehan Goes to Jail.
Frankie 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie plays prison soccer.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Footballing prisoners tackle Jones.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Goalkeeper has psychotic delusion.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Vinnie, inmates soc' wardens.
AC 
  Vote (1)   
Dyer prison movie.
Micky Winner 
  Vote (1)   
Guvner, eyebrows need trimming.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Limpet finally sticks one.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Soccer star gets imprisoned.
Tori 
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'Longest Yard' -Soccer-style.
rri1 
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Vinnie's stuck in gaol.
calmer 
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Vinnie serves jail team.
BaftaBaby 
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Vinnie pitches football remake.
Downtown 
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Jail fitba' surprisingly lame.
Alan Smithee 
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Meehan organizes football match.
Frankie 
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Statham psycho between sticks.
el guapo 
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Vinnie does prison footy.
Mark8884 
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Soccer; psychotic 'Scot' Statham.
clay 
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Law kicked by Vinnie.
No 
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Vinnie does comedy (just!).
The Other Matt 
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Football replaced with football.
Downtown 
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Jones' Longest Yard
mampers11 
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Imprisined footballer coaches inmates.
Rovark 
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"Victory" minus Pel�.
Sludge 
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The Longest Ward.
Sludge 
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Vinnie outkicks prisoners, guards.
MelissaS 
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