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Reviews by 'Victim'
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Top Gun (1986)
Repressed homosexuality drives plot.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Good escape. Crap getaway.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Potential vet misses calling.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Labotomy affects Jack's charisma.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Curtis swings. Ryder sings.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
It (1990)
Clown guarantees Billy's bouyancy.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Tremors (1990)
Killer worms smell Bacon.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Universal Soldier (1992)
Lundgren convinces as automaton.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Air Force One (1997)
Jingo-istic arab hating nonsense.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Giger's imagery creates terror.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Backbeat (1994)
Fifth beatle immortalized. Inspiring.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Soul music defeats Nazis.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise despicably smug throughout.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Giant cockroaches menace dwarf.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Minority Report (2002)
Bald lady steals movie.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Nightbreed (1990)
Cronenberg epitomises human evil.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Braveheart 2: The Yanks!
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Platoon (1986)
Defoe arches back magnificently.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Predator (1987)
Alien hunts moron. Fails.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Scum (1979)
Winstone brings his 'tool'.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Clarice hears screaming sheep.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Snatch (2000)
Pitt incoherant. Massive improvement.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Breathable water? Dubious science.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley grows massive cojones.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Cosby girl spawns demon.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Paraplegic fights and wins!
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Greased moron kills snake.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Murdered goth seeks vengeance.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Death And The Maiden (1994)
Tortured Weaver bothers Kingsley.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
'Jaws' with better sharks.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Big spiders kill Americans.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Falling Down (1993)
Bald nazi befriends geek.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Willis attempts career suicide.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Imaginary lizard nails girlfriend.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Good fun. Predictable ending.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Mad Dog And Glory (1993)
DeNiro learns to fight.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Puppets make Dickens bearable.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
'E.T.' meets 'Lethal Weapon'.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Rain Man (1988)
Dustin slaps himself repeatedly.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Damon lives. Very disappointing.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Kingsley swears lots. Superb.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twins (1988)
Huge moron assists midget.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Weaver flogs dead horse.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Alien� (1992)
Baldness provides sole entertainment.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Wolves. stormtroopers. Americans. London.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Babe (1995)
Talking pig promotes vegetarianism.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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eXistenZ (1999)
Mutated fish punctuate tension.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Pitt incoherant. Massive improvement.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Seafood makes idiot rich.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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GoldenEye (1995)
Bond buries Bean Bolshevik.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Herbie Rides Again (1974)
Sinister car cheats death.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hurricane, The (1999)
Impisoned boxer finds redemption.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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King Of Comedy, The (1982)
Stalker triumphs over stalked.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Neverending Story, The (1984)
Camp dragon beats bullying.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Player, The (1992)
Lengthy shots. Various cameos.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Police Academy (1984)
Mimic man saves film!
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Producers, The (1968)
Himler hums Hitler harmonies.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rush Hour (1998)
Chan fails assaulting Tucker.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Schindler's List (1993)
Neeson nice. Nazis nasty.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead shrink pesters child.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Waterworld (1995)
Fishman swims, career sinks.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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