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Current status of Movie star with a total of 716 reviews published to date.
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Independence Day (1996)
Aliens need better firewall.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (19)   
Free Willy (1993)
Kid plays with Willy.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (15)   
Ben-Hur (1959)
Pod race 33 AD.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (12)   
Johnny English (2003)
Bean, James Bean.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Rain Man (1988)
Cruise isn't autistic??
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Jedi do 'Ben Hur'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin wants to fuck.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
American Pie (1999)
Pie fucker gets laid.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Everybody dies saving Ryan.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Total Recall (1990)
Nobody recalls a script.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Loser writes history.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Hannibal (2001)
'Alive' without a plane.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman is ugly bitch.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Annie (1982)
Bald pedophile buys girl.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Treasure Planet (2002)
Island promoted to planet.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday goes to camp.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Homophobic asshole gets girl.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Rutger rocks replicant reality.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens escape pie machine.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ghostbusters (1984)
Fridge from hell.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Nutcracker, the movie.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie in Escher palace.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Dyke dances with penguins.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Hacker follows white rabbit.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Se7en (1995)
Seven sins. Killer wins.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Supergirl (1984)
Superman with titties.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Titanic (1997)
Rich folk go swimming.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Fire with stars.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Incomprhensible book, incomprehensible movie.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Abyss, The (1989)
'Close Encounters' under water.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Alien Nation (1988)
Aliens are new blacks.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Amadeus (1984)
Wanker makes music rock.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Back To The Future (1985)
Stupid doc fucks up.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Bambi (1942)
Deer cannot skate.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Rug pissing epic.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
'Close Encounters' for kids.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Ghostbusters (1984)
Woman sleeps above bed.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
How to steal cars.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus wants to hump.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Concentration camp as game.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
All well, ring melted.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo halucinates a lot.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Nanny sings songs repeatedly.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Dickens with strings.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Cartoon about swearing, m-m-kay.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Superhero doesn't get girl.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Two women have period.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Twister (1996)
Tornadoes out act actors.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
10 (1979)
Ravel's Bolero with titties.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare changed for audience.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Ugly bitch wants dogs.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith fucks mankind.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's waltz in space.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Accidental Hero (1992)
Hero loses shoe.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Sucks in eight dimensions.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Robin helps King Richard.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Amadeus (1984)
Famous composer dies.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Amsterdamned (1988)
Disformed diver kills girls.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Karate zombies invade England.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Batman (1966)
Batman leaves television.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Bible: In The Beginning..., The (1966)
Movie causes theater exodus.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hunt witch with hand-held.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Very black western.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Child's Play (1988)
Talking doll really talks.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Film inside nuclear plant.
Mar 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Musical UFO visits Earth.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Cobra (1986)
Sly cures criminal society.
Apr 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson proudly defending abuse.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Jamie fucks Cleese, eeewwwwwwww!
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Gandhi (1982)
Non-violence ass kicking.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Goldfinger (1964)
Bond plays with pussy.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray commits suicide, repeatedly.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Nerd becomes wizard hero.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo (1977)
KITT's moron nephew.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sing anthem, steal sub.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Man becomes very small.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Inspector Gadget (1999)
Go-go gadget flop.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
It (1990)
Truth about clowns exposed.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Jaws (1975)
Big shark eats all.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Jaws (1975)
Very, very hungry shark.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Jaws (1975)
Beach: shark's take away.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sly fucks good comic.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Monkeys save boy + movie.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
White dude turns Arab.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Leon (1994)
Assassin turns soft.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Stupid Hobbits leave safety.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Mannequin (1987)
Guy humps doll.
Apr 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Evading Nazi dental plan.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Julie does umbrella flying.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Mask, The (1994)
Funky clown rules nightlife.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Mighty, The (1998)
Cripple and moron bond.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Kick-ass kickbox fantasy.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kaleidoscope without story.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
One, The (2001)
Li fights Li.
Mar 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Orca (1977)
Mammal nephew of 'Jaws'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Patton (1970)
General pisses in Rhine.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Pinocchio (1940)
Moral Cricket ruins fun.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Pocahontas (1995)
Disney turns native American.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson gets philosophical.
Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Roman emperor goes beserk.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (2)   
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