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17	MguyXXV (5093)
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Reviews by 'MguyXXV'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 5093 reviews published to date.

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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)

I bet Kramer wins.

Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (273)

Pinocchio (1940)

Knotty boy.

Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (104)

Spider-Man (2002)

Dafoe is da foe.

May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (61)

Xanadu (1980)

Xana-don't.

May 27, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (51)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Long, but hobbit forming.

Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (47)

Howard The Duck (1986)

Both fowl and offal.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (43)

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Viewing recommendation in title.

Apr 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (42)

FeardotCom (2002)

Basic http slash slash.

Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (42)

Killing Fields, The (1984)

Pot kills.

Jul 16, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (41)

Born Free (1966)

Free pussy.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (38)

Catch-22 (1970)

War IS Heller.

Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (37)

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Asshole in one.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (37)

Babe (1995)

Breakfast meat unclogs hearts.

Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

Blade Runner (1982)

Scott's Dick doesn't suck.

Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Gibson nails Christ.

Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (35)

Seabiscuit (2003)

From nag to riches.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (35)

Animal House (1978)

Frat's entertainment!

Oct 11, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (34)

Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987)

Ironically, when Murphy cooked.

Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (34)

Bugsy Malone (1976)

Mobsters just get desserts.

Feb 28, 2012
Scored 4/5

Vote (33)

Exorcist, The (1973)

Satan starts Regan revolution.

Apr 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (33)

101 Dalmatians (1996)

See spots run.

Apr 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (31)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Wars' over; Stars unemployed.

Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (29)

Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)

So-so Soho ho flick.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

One Hour Photo (2002)

Robin develops many negatives.

Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

Running Man (1987)

Bachman, tourney and overdrive.

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (28)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Girl Sikh's football freedom.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

John Q (2002)

Son patient, father not.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (27)

Chatterbox (1977)

Ferm�e la bush!

Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

'Freddy' gets one finger.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (26)

Rocky IV (1985)

Rocky's horrid picture show.

Apr 16, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (26)

50 First Dates (2004)

Date and nut serial.

Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (25)

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Juicy fruit chews man.

Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (25)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

King whittles knight away.

Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (25)

Spy Kids (2001)

Two kids Bond.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (25)

Walk The Line (2005)

Phoenix rises from Cashes.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Detective finds a porpoise.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (24)

Shrek (2001)

Eddie's ass is funny!

Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (24)

Suicide Club (2001)

Club to death.

Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (24)

Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)

Porn on the cob.

Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (23)

Trainspotting (1996)

Many junkies; few trains.

Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

61* (2001)

No trophy for Mantle.

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Beautiful Mind, A (2001)

Mathmetician does imaginary number.

Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Kurt & Courtney (1998)

Hole outta Love.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Good Nintentions gone bad.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (22)

Boy Who Drank Too Much, The (1980)

Chachi loves scotchy.

Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

Liberty Stands Still (2002)

Wesley sniper.

Jun 20, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (21)

Perfect Storm, The (2000)

Fishermen; wave; goodbye.

May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (21)

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

A Junger, Shrew'd Shakespeare.

Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Disney encourages beastiality.

May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

Jackin' the Beanstalk.

Jan 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)

Brando gives Stella performance.

Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)

Damon breaks Law.

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Tuxedo, The (2002)

Clothes make the Chan.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (20)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Extended Pink Floyd video?

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Auto Focus (2002)

Hogan Leica the ladies.

Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Bad Santa (2003)

St. Dick.

Jul 25, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Breast Men (1997)

Tale of new titties.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Chatterbox (1977)

Squawk box.

Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Chatterbox (1977)

One big wise crack.

Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Moore's burning Bush.

Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Hours, The (2002)

Three chicks cry Woolfe.

Oct 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Naked Fairy Tales (2002)

A lad in.

Dec 2, 2004
Unscored

Vote (19)

Rear Window (1954)

Jimmy's crippled; Ironside walks.

Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Risky Business (1983)

Cruise plays pimp-ly teen.

Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

1941 (1979)

Apparently, WWII wasn't funny.

Jun 23, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Blue Lagoon, The (1980)

'Lagoon' blew.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Breast Men (1997)

Schwimmer develops breast stroke.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Johnny English (2003)

Johnny good, old Bean.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

White Chicks (2004)

White chicks, black dicks.

Jul 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (18)

All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

Not heaven scent.

Nov 6, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Blob, The (1958)

When jello goes bad.

May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Cat In The Hat, The (2003)

'Shitz The Cat'.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (17)

Never Say Never Again (1983)

Connery on the re-Bond.

May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

White Chicks (2004)

Another Wayans drag.

Jul 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (17)

William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)

This time, Shakespeare's loaded.

May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Wiz, The (1978)

Dorothy finds out Wizzup.

Apr 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Bad News Bears Go To Japan, The (1978)

Bears diss Orient.

Oct 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Chatterbox (1977)

Tattle tail.

Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Fugitive, The (1993)

Killer leaves Ford running.

Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Ice Cold In Alex (1958)

'The Beer Hunter'.

Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

Mules In The Coal Mines (1903)

Deep in, that ass.

Aug 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Spirited Away (2001)

Alice-san in wonderland.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (16)

1969 (1988)

This '69 sucks.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (15)

Big Daddy (1999)

Bastard adopts bastard.

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Chicks have talking box.

Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (15)

Chatterbox (1977)

Potty mouth.

Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Endless Summer, The (1966)

A swell film.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Hot Dog... The Movie (1984)

Chilly con corny.

Sep 22, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (15)

It's A Wonderful Life (1946)

Technically, Stewart's a zombie.

Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Maltese Falcon, The (1941)

Eagle for Bogie.

Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Office Space (1999)

Aniston flairs up.

Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Yo ho, ho hum.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Remake only apes original.

Oct 3, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (15)

Psycho (1960)

Most memorable shower, ever.

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

Sarah T. - Portrait Of A Teenage Alcoholic (1975)

Linda bleary.

Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (15)

Sphere (1998)

French review: 'Abyss Mal'.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (15)

Terminal, The (2004)

Tom has Terminal problem.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (15)

Titanic (1997)

Whiny cold water drama.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Along Came Polly (2004)

Polly and a cracker.

Jan 26, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (14)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Bambi experiences crushing defeat.

Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (14)

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