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Reviews by 'PK9'
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with a total of
157
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Underworld (2003)
Werewolf art thou Romeo.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(22)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu? Win, do not.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christ, in slow-motion.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Others, The (2001)
Haunting from Other perspective.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Spock: the Whale Whisperer.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke amputated, Solo refridgerated.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Titanic (1997)
'Unsinkable Ship'? Iceberg unimpressed.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Blade II (2002)
B-2: Vampires United?
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Serenity (2005)
River: the Reaver Slayer.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Palpatine takes the plunge.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Troy (2004)
Paris is an idiot.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Diesel outruns the sun.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Ice sinks in water?
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter 3, Voldemort 0.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Voldemort's past a Riddle.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Spare Earth quite handy.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
'Ocean's Eleven', with Gospel.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Fishburne advocates taking pills.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Men In Black (1997)
Sunglasses prevent memory loss.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Boy won't grow up.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Pan gets first kiss.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Signs (2002)
Doors baffle interstellar travellers.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Man(akin) on fire.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Troy (2004)
Giant horse = ancient WMD.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens attack church, die.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 negative reviews.
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Crew expendable, Ripley discovers.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
'Black' survivors not spared.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Con Air (1997)
Many crooks, one plane.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ghost (1990)
Dead Swayze learns poltergeism.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry solves Tom's Riddle.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Wet Bandits foiled again.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Independence Day (1996)
White House blows up.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Christ's cup not golden.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Segregation ended, 200,000,000 B.C.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring destroyed. World saved.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Miracle (2004)
Spunky skaters surprise Soviets.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Mel fights Brits, again.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Bombing interrupts soap opera.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Peter Pan (2003)
Crouching Wendy, Hidden Kiss.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Dragon fire consumes plot.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Speed (1994)
Beware the flying bus.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg attempt Terminator tactics.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard clone conquers Romulans.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Blaster causes Grievious injuries.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Connor saved. World not.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg's appearance gladly welcomed.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
TRON: Legacy (2010)
Dad gets a Clu.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Underworld (2003)
'Matrix' with vampires, werewolves.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Marcus wants family reunion.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine becomes Wolf Man.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Germs 1, Aliens 0.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Watchmen (2009)
Deus Ex Manhattan.
Mar 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler 'can do it'.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie (1999)
Horny teens make pact.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Eywa ex machina.
Mar 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens learn to fly.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Passion of the Lion.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Edmund: Turkish Delight junkie.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hogwarts kids get stoned.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's pseudonym an anagram.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Myrtle = Voldemort's first victim.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Harry disrespects his Elder.
Sep 21, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Viktor wants some Her-hiney.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Malfoy kills bird, cries.
Aug 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
For once, no Voldemort.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Pettigrew's a rat face.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
'Titanic' in the air.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Earth destroyed. Then replaced.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Smart kid, stupid crooks.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Cable repairman saves world.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Stupid shark stalks ship.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
T-Rex saves the day.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Watts riot: Kong unleashed.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Sing's high-five: devastating.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Dinosaurs learn racial reconciliation.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn seeks dead people.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Egg gets stolen repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Peter Pan (2003)
Hook reunited with hand.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Bloom breaks Nighy's heart.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Punisher, The (2004)
Punishment or revenge? Semantics.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark relocated: government crypt.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Serpents join Mile-high Club.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek (2009)
Romulus, Vulcan, continuity, destroyed.
Oct 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Council overrules Yoda. Fools.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Blame Empire on Jar-Jar.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Democracy dies. Senate applauds.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Holy sith! Jedi die.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-Wan becomes Ben.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Why Jedi shouldn't marry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Obi-Wan Obi gone.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois, Cyclops save Superman.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Swimfan (2002)
Swimmer screws psycho seductress.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator sequel. And prequel.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Courier contemplates career change.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Twilight (2008)
Love equated with heroin.
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Wed Ed, wrecked bed.
Jan 28, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Indiana Jackman vs. Dracula.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
See Golden Gate levitate.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
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