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Reviews by 'tonio'
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
No(-oooo!) hand Luke.
Mar 3, 2007
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(12)
Pleasantville (1998)
Gee, intercourse sounds swell!
Feb 13, 2007
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(7)
Titanic (1997)
Shipwreck of Titanic proportions.
Mar 3, 2007
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(7)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman: failure to escape.
Feb 15, 2007
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(6)
300 (2006)
Depth?! THIS IS SPAARTAAAAAAAA!!!
Mar 23, 2007
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(5)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
OH SNAPE!!!
Jul 23, 2007
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(5)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Romans are grammar Nazis.
Mar 3, 2007
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(5)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The grapes cause wrath.
Jun 10, 2007
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(5)
Spider-Man (2002)
Swingin' in the rain.
Apr 9, 2007
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(4)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Saved by the Biel.
Jul 2, 2007
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(3)
Pleasantville (1998)
Slutty Reese turns nerd.
Feb 13, 2007
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Swinger.
Mar 26, 2007
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey beats Da foe.
Mar 26, 2007
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin causes Jedi holocaust.
Feb 13, 2007
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(3)
24: Redemption (2008)
All in day's work.
Jun 7, 2007
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(2)
300 (2006)
Courageous warriors love shade.
Mar 3, 2007
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(2)
300 (2006)
Leonidas returns on shield.
Mar 14, 2007
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(2)
Babel (2006)
Slutty mute stays virgin.
Mar 11, 2007
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(2)
Babel (2006)
Little pervert, great aim.
Apr 14, 2007
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(2)
Free Willy (1993)
Kid strokes big Willy.
Apr 6, 2007
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Individuals follow fake messiah.
Mar 3, 2007
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(2)
Little Buddha (1993)
The (enlightened) One.
Jun 14, 2007
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Fonda enjoys shooting kid.
Mar 22, 2007
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(2)
Rocky IV (1985)
From Russia without love.
May 24, 2007
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(2)
Rudy (1993)
QB owned by Hobbit.
Mar 3, 2007
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(2)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Spielberg directs Gerry carnage.
Mar 3, 2007
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Resident Evil: London.
Apr 17, 2007
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(2)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Barbra Streisand saves world.
Mar 3, 2007
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(2)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Tobey finds VENOMous suit.
May 9, 2007
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(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Gardening takes drummer's life.
May 24, 2007
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(2)
300 (2006)
Spartans battle shady Persians.
Mar 17, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Ephialtes: Quasimodo on Steroids.
Mar 26, 2007
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(1)
Across The Universe (2007)
The Beatles: The musical!
Oct 9, 2007
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Dying Kane remembers childhood.
Mar 13, 2007
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(1)
Downfall (2004)
Disturbing determination Deutschland's downfall.
May 17, 2007
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Clownfish not a clown.
Mar 11, 2007
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Rebel with small fin.
Mar 11, 2007
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(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Charlene kills Ermey, Pyle.
May 28, 2007
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(1)
Goal! (2005)
Soccer player scores nurse.
Apr 14, 2007
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Neville finds some balls.
Jul 23, 2007
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(1)
How To Be: Emo (2004)
Guide to emo culture.
May 31, 2007
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Newman steals dino sperm.
Apr 10, 2007
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Metropolitan World of Warcraft.
Mar 24, 2007
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Mystery solves Lenny forgetful.
Mar 3, 2007
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Judas, Priest arrange betrayal.
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Dark side of Waters.
Jun 4, 2007
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(1)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Heil Pink Floyd!
Jun 22, 2007
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(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Mrs. DeWinter's dead, alive.
May 19, 2007
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(1)
Rebecca (1940)
Rebecca poses for Maxim.
May 19, 2007
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(1)
Rocky II (1979)
Stallion wins heavyweight championship.
May 21, 2007
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(1)
Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
Travels Billy time through.
Apr 4, 2007
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Itsy-bitsy spider(man).
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Eric Forman turns black.
May 6, 2007
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(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Church Tobey's saving Grace?
May 6, 2007
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Crappy, this movie was.
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
The Ewoks strike back.
Mar 15, 2007
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Heavily satirizes Metal scene.
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Iron ship's Maiden voyage.
Mar 28, 2007
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(1)
300 (2006)
Madness unleashed on Persians.
Mar 3, 2007
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300 (2006)
Outnumbered Spartans defy odds.
Mar 23, 2007
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300 (2006)
300 out of 10.
Apr 9, 2007
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300 (2006)
Spartans end Persian immortality.
Mar 24, 2007
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300 (2006)
Leonidas makes God bleed.
Apr 6, 2007
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8 Mile (2002)
Marshall's story, different names.
Apr 5, 2007
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Catch-22 (1970)
Yossarian's a Major Scheisskopf.
May 17, 2007
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Catch-22 (1970)
Major satire of Bureaucracy.
Apr 30, 2007
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Children Of Men (2006)
2027: Abortion controversy over?
May 29, 2007
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick directs ultraviolent horrorshow.
May 6, 2007
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Con Air (1997)
World in Buscemi's hands.
Mar 23, 2007
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Doors, The (1991)
Morrison couldn't get higher.
Sep 9, 2007
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
President: Strangelove's new Fuhrer.
Jun 21, 2007
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Halo (2012)
Extraterrestrial jihad threatens Earth.
Mar 11, 2007
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Halo (2012)
Ring of the Covenant.
May 8, 2007
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Snape got friend-zoned.
Jul 23, 2007
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry falls for redhead.
Sep 3, 2007
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy suffers heart attack.
Sep 29, 2008
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Elf Agent begins odyssey.
Mar 29, 2007
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Loophole kills immortal Nazgul.
Apr 15, 2007
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Rage against the machines.
May 17, 2007
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smith becomes computer virus.
May 17, 2007
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Memento (2000)
Moss messes with amnesiac.
Apr 10, 2007
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Moby Dick (1956)
Ahab desires white Dick.
May 4, 2007
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Number 23, The (2007)
Carrey + Shumacher = 23?
Mar 11, 2007
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
McMurphy watches World Series.
Jun 22, 2007
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Freedom fighters face fascists.
Jun 10, 2007
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Girl's heaven: Fairy land?
Jun 10, 2007
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Captain Vidal deals (S)pain.
Jun 10, 2007
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Piratas En El Callao (2005)
Peru attempts CGI feature.
Apr 8, 2007
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Pok�mon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1998)
Attack of the pokeclones.
May 3, 2007
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Scarface (1983)
Pacino stomps some cockroaches.
Mar 11, 2007
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Scarface (1983)
Shotgun ends druglord's rampage.
Mar 11, 2007
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Shark Tale (2004)
Urban Nemo rip-off.
Mar 7, 2007
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Song Remains the Same, The (1976)
Stairway to rock heaven.
Oct 4, 2007
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Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider fights octopus.
Apr 9, 2007
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Han shoots first, second.
May 17, 2007
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke joins (air) force.
May 22, 2007
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Saving girl saves killer.
Jul 2, 2007
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Drummers: endangered species.
Mar 24, 2007
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Flower people turn metal.
May 24, 2007
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Tap's 'behind the music'.
May 28, 2007
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