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65	The Artist Formerly Known As W.S. (1307)
66	Stone Junction (1305)
67	Markandlain (1293)

Strange author with pretensions.

Reviews by 'Stone Junction'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1305 reviews published to date.

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How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003)

Lost me, 10 minutes.

Feb 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (29)

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)

Woody examines the woody.

Feb 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Bill paid in full.

May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (20)

Full Monty, The (1997)

Flashdance: The unsettling version.

Mar 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Birth (2004)

Husband's a Kid, man!

Oct 21, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Iron Giant, The (1999)

Robot runs on Diesel.

Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (15)

As Good As It Gets (1997)

Obsessive-compulsive obsesses, convulses.

Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

28 Days Later (2002)

British lack anger management.

Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (13)

Conan The Barbarian (1982)

Typecasting at its finest.

Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Christmas Story, A (1983)

Ralphie's got a gun.

Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Fargo (1996)

Adventures of Marge Sonofagunderson.

Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

Murder In The First (1995)

Oldman wants fried Bacon.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (12)

Pianist, The (2002)

Warsaw musician saw war.

Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (12)

'Salem's Lot (2004)

Vampires hit new Lowe.

Oct 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (11)

Devil's Advocate, The (1997)

Reeves is 'The Anti-One'.

Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (10)

Secretary (2002)

Whack-job gets whack job.

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)

Hopkins Fosters an appetite.

Mar 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Oldman plays Old Man.

Mar 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (9)

Daredevil (2003)

Bat-blind Beelzebub battles Bullseye.

Feb 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

Grease (1978)

Extremely old teenagers sing.

Aug 13, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (9)

Perfect Storm, The (2000)

Clooney in rinse cycle.

May 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Robots need love, too.

Oct 16, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Big Chill, The (1983)

Friends reunite, talk, fuck.

Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)

Lily becomes shrinking violet.

Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

Othello (1995)

Iago wants less moor.

Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (8)

Cocoanuts, The (1929)

Zeppo does zippo.

Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

Enigma (2001)

Tinker, tailor, soldier, mathematician.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

First Knight (1995)

Romantic triangle, round table.

Mar 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (7)

No Way Out (1987)

Mole burrows into Young.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Nobody's Fool (1994)

Old man becomes Newman.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Angel Heart (1987)

Raymond Chandler meets 'Hellraiser'.

Oct 10, 2002
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Arlington Road (1999)

Tim blows up Bridges.

Jun 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)

Scientologists punish the viewers.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (6)

Bounty, The (1984)

Mel plays a Christian.

Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Conversation, The (1974)

Sex, lies, and audiotape.

Nov 22, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man (1991)

Leather on Don's Johnson.

Feb 5, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (6)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Gaudy jewelry causes war.

Jan 10, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Psycho (1960)

Norman baits, Janet leads.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Hanks protects his privates.

Jul 7, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (6)

Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)

Eddie destroys moon, career.

Oct 9, 2002
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Amistad (1997)

Slaves revolt, Americans revolting.

Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)

Starship has big tits.

Mar 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Culture clash threatens dream.

Jun 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Blade Runner (1982)

Androids dream- Electric sheep.

Oct 26, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Capturing The Friedmans (2003)

Dysfunctional family, dysfunctional justice.

Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Chasing Amy (1997)

Cartoonist craves bi-sexual babe.

Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Day After, The (1983)

Guttenberg's teeth suffer fallout.

Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Donnie Darko (2001)

'Harvey' goes nuts, bigtime.

Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Horror titans battle. *Yawn*.

Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Goldfinger (1964)

Man with Midas touch.

Oct 28, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Magic works second time.

Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Magnolia (1999)

Frog hail solves problems.

Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Masters Of The Universe (1987)

Muscled himbo battles skeleton.

Jan 10, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Techno-Christ gets techno-crucified.

Nov 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Midnight Cowboy (1969)

Moronic stud befriends sleazoid.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Minority Report (2002)

Spielberg Cruises for Dick.

Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Office Space (1999)

Hypnotism unleashes inner slacker.

May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Once Bitten (1985)

Scary Carrey? Rarely. Barely.

Jul 23, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004)

Liberal media? I wish!

Sep 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Patch Adams (1998)

Mork's patients laugh, die.

May 25, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

School Of Rock, The (2003)

Dead Rockers Society.

Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Seventh Sign, The (1988)

Seven signs, one Moore.

Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Shaolin Soccer (2001)

The Bad News Monks.

Mar 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)

Douglas outgrimaces giant squid.

Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

21 Grams (2003)

Accident intertwines three lives.

Feb 8, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

About Schmidt (2002)

Jack acts his age.

Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Akira (1988)

Tremendous tumour trashes Tokyo.

Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Aliens (1986)

Battle o' the bitches.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Stone uncrosses her legs.

Dec 7, 2002
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Big One, The (1997)

Moore sells more Moore. .

Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Darkman (1990)

Schindler writes new list.

Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Doppelganger (1993)

Drews Barrymores.

Nov 11, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Eight Men Out (1988)

When athletes DESERVED paycheques.

Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Fly, The (1958)

Scientist bugs out.

Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Godfather, The (1972)

Sonny dies, Fredo cries.

Oct 17, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Godfather: Part III, The (1990)

Michael cries, Michael dies.

Oct 17, 2002
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Gummo (1997)

Utter white-trash trash.

Apr 28, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)

Wizard whacks big snake.

Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)

Hitler had Scottish accent?

May 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Between Iraq, hard place.

Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955)

It shouldn't have bothered.

May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

King Kong (1933)

Beauty killed the beast.

Oct 2, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Machinist, The (2004)

Christian bails on sleep.

Oct 10, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Monster (2003)

Hooker slays, then pays.

Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Moonraker (1979)

Bond in space? Whatever.

Nov 19, 2002
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars (2002)

Reservoir Wookies.

Oct 23, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)

Minor characters wonder, wander.

Nov 7, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Run Lola Run (1998)

Girl outruns parallel possibilities.

Jun 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Score, The (2001)

Brando outweighs DeNiro, Norton.

Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

2010 (1984)

Now, sounds in space.

Dec 16, 2002
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Alien (1979)

Half-naked babe beats bug!

Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Raelian cloner's wet dream.

Jan 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

American Anthem (1986)

Olympian flips for girl.

Dec 14, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (3)

Annie Hall (1977)

Walken: scariest cameo ever!

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Antz (1998)

Neurotic bug wants love.

Nov 7, 2002
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)

Heston in monkey's nethers.

Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

Beyond Borders (2003)

Jolie pouts for poverty.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Bicycle Thieves (1948)

Father loses bike. Brilliant.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (3)

Big Snit, The (1985)

Couple squabbles over scrabble.

May 30, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (3)

Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Hand-held horror.

Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

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