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65	The Artist Formerly Known As W.S. (1307)
66	Stone Junction (1305)
67	Markandlain (1293)

Strange author with pretensions.

Reviews by 'Stone Junction'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1305 reviews published to date.

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'Burbs, The (1989)

Hellish neighbours haunt Hanks.

Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5

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...And Justice For All (1979)

Lawyer loses case, mind.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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�Three Amigos! (1986)

Terrible trio trill, triumph.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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13th Warrior, The (1999)

Antonio takes on Beowulf.

Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)

Cross cross with Gross.

Apr 20, 2010
Scored 1/5

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8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)

The heads are lucky.

May 13, 2003
Scored 1/5

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8 Million Ways To Die (1986)

Arquette crosses grimy Bridges.

Mar 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Abraxas: Guardian Of The Universe (1991)

Wrestling politician saves galaxy.

Feb 5, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Crazy Canadian conquers criminals.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Adam's Rib (1949)

Lawyers fight, laugh, love.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Naughty nanny meets match.

Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Addams Family, The (1991)

Sadistic family creates laughs.

Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)

Pythonesque take on Oz.

Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)

Scientist battles Eighth Dimension.

Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Affliction (1997)

Why people abuse others.

Dec 7, 2002
Scored 5/5

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After Dark, My Sweet (1990)

Broken boxer tries kidnapping.

Mar 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Agnes Of God (1985)

Stigmata causes concern.

Feb 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aileen Wuornos: The Selling Of A Serial Killer (1992)

Singing lawyer defends killer.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Air America (1990)

Wacky pilots in Cambodia!

Jan 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Air Force One (1997)

American patriotism, ridiculously high.

Jul 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Brilliant Canadian directs dud.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Aladdin (1992)

Williams at max power.

Dec 3, 2002
Scored 5/5

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All Of Me (1984)

Lawyer develops conscience, personality.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

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All The President's Men (1976)

When people appreciated skepticism.

Feb 4, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Alligator (1980)

Urban legend proved true.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)

Mutated reptile outsmarts police.

Mar 19, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Almost Famous (2000)

Rockers can't take stardom.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Altered States (1980)

Scientist evolves too fast.

Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Amadeus (1984)

Manic musician makes magic.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Amateur (1994)

Nun obsessed with pornography.

Feb 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)

Adnoidal freak, adult diapers.

Jul 23, 2003
Scored 0/5

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American History X (1998)

Norton goes curb-stomping.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)

Drugged dopers craft... terror!

May 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Perfekt (1997)

Psycho assassin mentors hitchhiker.

Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5

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American Splendor (2003)

Cartoons have Crumb(y) artist.

Feb 19, 2005
Unscored

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American Werewolf In Paris, An (1997)

Lethal lupine likes layabout.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Anaconda (1997)

Deeply underrated 'Jaws' knock-off.

Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Animal Farm (1999)

Orwell equates pigs, men.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Anniversary Party, The (2001)

Dysfuntional celebrities celebrate themselves.

Mar 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Football gets Stone(d).

Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Apollo 13 (1995)

Amazing story of survival.

Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Apostle, The (1997)

Duvall acts beyond script.

Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Ararat (2002)

Armenian genocide finds voice.

Nov 29, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Assassin, The (1993)

Fonda plays impish assassin.

Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Assassination Of Trotsky, The (1972)

Burton hams up Leon.

Oct 30, 2004
Unscored

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Assassins (1995)

Antonio plays it Sly.

Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)

Police re-enact 'Rio Bravo'.

Jan 6, 2005
Unscored

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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)

Hawk[e] scared of Fish[burne].

Jan 6, 2005
Unscored

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At Play In The Fields Of The Lord (1991)

Berenger dyes his skin.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Leviathan bimbo, gigantic catfight.

Aug 6, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Myers makes like Sellers.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Canadian portrays British swinger.

Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Awfully Big Adventure, An (1995)

Hugh grants himself director.

Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Baby... Secret Of The Lost Legend (1985)

Rubbery dino munches 'Prisoner'.

Feb 8, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Back To The Future (1985)

Alex Keaton causes paradox.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Badlands (1973)

Depressed teens murder, steal.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bamboozled (2000)

Spike presents minstrel show.

Oct 30, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Barton Fink (1991)

Scariest hotel since 'Shining'.

Nov 6, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Basket Case (1982)

Brotherly love goes awry.

Nov 18, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Hero begins long slide.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman Returns (1992)

Bat, cat, bird battle.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beauty And The Beast (1991)

Hairy dude gets gal.

Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Beginning Of The End (1957)

Giant grasshoppers dig Graves.

Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)

Wilson does Cruise? Almost.

Dec 17, 2002
Scored 3/5

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Best In Show (2000)

SCTV veterans like canines.

Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Best Seller (1987)

Policeman joins with hitman.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Eddie Murphy brakes Axel.

Jul 31, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Big Hit, The (1998)

Kidnapper foils own kidnapping.

Jan 4, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Big Kahuna, The (1999)

DeVito outpaces spacy Spacey.

Sep 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Big Lebowski, The (1998)

Dude plays detective, bowls.

Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Big Night (1996)

Italian chefs cook feast.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Big Picture, The (1989)

Director gives up ethics.

Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bird (1988)

Cowboy directs jazz epic.

Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Birds, The (1963)

Notice, no soundtrack music.

Sep 28, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Black Hole, The (1979)

Big hole sucks everyone.

Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Black Sunday (1977)

Big blimp ruins game.

Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Blade (1998)

Vampire flick done cool.

Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Blind Date (1987)

Willis gets Basinger drunk.

Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)

Vampiress hunts, kills, etc.

Mar 28, 2004
Scored 3/5

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BloodRayne (2005)

Vampiress betrays her blood.

Feb 17, 2005
Scored 0/5

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Blown Away (1994)

Bombing baddie blasts Bridges.

Jan 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Brothers destroy car industry.

Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)

Lovers rob, kill, die.

Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Boot, Das (1981)

German U-Boat tilts, leaks.

Jan 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bordello Of Blood (1996)

Miller quips and kills.

Apr 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bound (1996)

Hot chicks plot, fuck.

Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bourne Identity, The (1988)

Dr. Kildare forgets himself.

Oct 11, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Bowfinger (1999)

Martin, Murphy funny (finally).

Dec 23, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Cinematic representation of rage.

Nov 22, 2002
Scored 6/5

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Boxer, The (1997)

Irish pugilist defies terrorists.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Boy And His Dog, A (1975)

Talking pooch saves Crockett.

Jan 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Head in pan nags.

Jan 29, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Brazil (1985)

Bored civil servant dreams.

Jan 18, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Breaker Morant (1980)

British sacrifice Aussie scapegoats.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Breakfast Club, The (1985)

Kids get detention, talk.

Jan 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)

Surprisingly, actors, overcome treacle.

May 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bright Lights, Big City (1988)

Alex Keaton gets high.

Jan 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (1974)

Oates + head make trip.

Feb 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bringing Down The House (2003)

Sassy Queen tames Jerk.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)

EMTs battle DOAs, NYC.

Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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