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Comedy, Drama, Romance
Steven Shainberg
Erin Cressida Wilson
Steven Shainberg
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James Spader
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Jeremy Davies
Lesley Ann Warren
Stephen McHattie
Patrick Bauchau
Jessica Tuck
Oz Perkins
Amy Locane
Mary Joy
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Secretary

(2002)
160 reviews
Film rated 4.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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Typist gets bum rap.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (85)   
Spanking the flunky.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (69)   
Type-ho.
The General 
  Vote (35)   
Maggie tries new position.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (33)   
Assistant starts at bottom.
randall 
  Vote (32)   
Sex, lies and mistypes.
benj clews 
  Vote (25)   
Secretary - tied at work.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (24)   
Spank you very much.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (22)   
Gyllenhaal's bound to serve.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (22)   
James Bondage.
bennyr81 
  Vote (20)   
Puts 'ass' in assistant.
Larry 
  Vote (19)   
Maggie: box, office, hit?
ci�nas 
  Vote (18)   
Gyllenhaal: Spader flayed 'er.
AC 
  Vote (18)   
Spader's spanky hanky-panky.
LPH 
  Vote (18)   
To err is divine.
Montgomery 
  Vote (18)   
Typos make boss hard.
Montgomery 
  Vote (17)   
Spader, Gyllenhaal: combatpatible.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (16)   
Dominant Darko.
shoon 
  Vote (15)   
Boss hits on P.A.
Chris C 
  Vote (14)   
Self-harmer's spanking salvation.
Koli 
  Vote (13)   
Lawyer's spanking new employee.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (13)   
Gyllenhaal stands corrected.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (13)   
Spader, Gyllenhall's error-tic relationsip.
Markandlain 
  Vote (12)   
Boss hard on typist.
soda 
  Vote (12)   
Boss comes onto secretary.
dlanod 
  Vote (11)   
White-Out saves your ass.
For-ward 
  Vote (11)   
Typo, no-no, uh-oh, WHACKO!
Eminence Front 
  Vote (11)   
Maggie longs correction; fluids.
silly 
  Vote (11)   
Boss hits back space.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (10)   
Maggie: James Sprayed 'er.
Sean 
  Vote (10)   
Spader employs 'smack' addict.
Markandlain 
  Vote (10)   
Whack-job gets whack job.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (10)   
Bondage. James (Spader) Bondage.
The General 
  Vote (9)   
Gyllenhaal serves Spader sadomasochistically.
turrell 
  Vote (9)   
Secretary earns red marks.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (9)   
Typist slapped into shape.
shoon 
  Vote (8)   
Maggie asscertains her position.
Larry 
  Vote (8)   
Solicitor solicits solicitous submissive.
Fresno 
  Vote (8)   
Gyllenhaal gets slap happy.
kolo 
  Vote (8)   
Spader's woman, typist casting.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (8)   
Gyllenhaal's brand spanking new.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (8)   
Sadomasochism is his TYPE.
HairyBooger 
  Vote (7)   
Misspeled wurds = smak. OUCH.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Maggie Gyllenhaal's new carear.
Larry 
  Vote (7)   
Notes taken. Notes escape.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Secretary plays Secretariat.
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
Spanky wanky Spader.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote (6)   
Errata yield erotic encounters.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (6)   
New secretary barely qualified.
rod 
  Vote (6)   
Spank happy ever after.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Bride wets herself waiting.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (6)   
Maggie's behind at work.
demonic 
  Vote (6)   
Boss hires sex-retary.
dlanod 
  Vote (6)   
See Maggie jilling off.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (6)   
Spader hit and miss.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (5)   
Love at first spank.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Privates secretary.
Larry 
  Vote (5)   
First job's a bummer!
heavensdore 
  Vote (5)   
Maggie's addicted to smack.
Moviebuff 
  Vote (5)   
60 whacks per minute.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Take a Licking, Darling.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
Spader's correction methods: counter-productive.
Markandlain 
  Vote (4)   
Red pens, redder cheeks.
buddy 
  Vote (4)   
Compliant Maggie's secret desires.
silly 
  Vote (4)   
Gyllenhaal submissive. Spader dismissive.
rod 
  Vote (4)   
Spader plays Ben Dover.
Andrew 
  Vote (4)   
Typist pervertseres throughout her-assment.
dislexic flim r... 
  Vote (3)   
Spader practices for 'Practice'.
RockGolf 
  Vote (3)   
Sexual harassment violently welcomed.
noncentz 
  Vote (3)   
Maggie's rump tenderised.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (3)   
Spader's sexcretary.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
To serve, with love.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Spader spanks submissive secretary.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Desperate-Lee Seeking Direction.
calmer 
  Vote (3)   
Maggie wets awaiting wedding.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Masochism spices up office.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (3)   
Groping for a plot.
Batty 
  Vote (3)   
Typist likes firm keystrokes.
Jim 
  Vote (3)   
Severe Lee punished secretary.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
Spader fucks employee.
mumbles 
  Vote (2)   
Mistakes make James Spader.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (2)   
House of Stand, Flog.
Sludge 
  Vote (2)   
Jake's sister spanked silly.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Gyllenhaal provides spanking material.
Anonymous  
  Vote (2)   
Spader, Gyllenhaal- spanktacular!
mucklady 
  Vote (2)   
Office whore and gentleman.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (2)   
Secretary takes dick-tation.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Anal personality hits bottom.
easy 
  Vote (2)   
Naughty Maggie likes spankings.
jillbug 
  Vote (2)   
Dictation by flagellation.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (2)   
Attorney assaults amanuensis's ass.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (2)   
Assistant, boss enjoy sadomasochism.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Spader a jerk; jerks.
silly 
  Vote (2)   
Gyllenhaal takes dictation: literally.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Spank girl!
deadgirl 
  Vote (2)   
Employee: Spader's typo' masochist.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Subordinate-type needs correction.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Boss pats secretary's 'back'.
MguyX 
  Vote (2)   
Secretary gives boss raise.
c dot 
  Vote (2)   
James Spader hits bottom.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
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