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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 825 reviews published to date.

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Shakespeare with porn writers.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)

Fat Chow murder comedy.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5

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12 Angry Men (1957)

Happy Days jury drama.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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18 Again! (1988)

Vice Versa car wreck.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)

Nemo builds, sails Nautilus.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Space with sinister computer.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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28 Days (2000)

Makes rehab look fun.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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51st State, The (2001)

Jackson explodes scaly Meatloaf.

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

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6th Day, The (2000)

Billionaire builds himself anew.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Wish granted, in time.

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

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About Schmidt (2002)

Nude Bates horrifying spectacle.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Absolute Power (1997)

Presidential suicide pointless, brainless.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Absolute Power (1997)

Clever burglar likes painting.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Cox, dick roll around.

Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Adaptation. (2002)

Orchids and drug addiction.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)

Dreamy babysitter, nightmarish job.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Air America (1990)

Soft hearted CIA gunrunner.

Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Air Force One (1997)

First family troublesome hostages.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Airheads (1994)

Stockholm syndrome in L.A.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Alexander Nevsky (1938)

Nazis as Tartars, Teutons.

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Alien: Resurrection (1997)

Winona steals Weaver's thunder.

Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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All Of Me (1984)

Spiritual shindig in bowl.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Almost Famous (2000)

Caring groupies deflower reporter.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Almost Famous (2000)

Golden God takes dive.

Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Along Came A Spider (2001)

Kidnapping primary protectees profitable.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

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American Outlaws (2001)

How Missouri was won.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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American Pie (1999)

Premature ejaculator accosts pastry.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5

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American Pie 2 (2001)

Lesbian housemates shag Scott.

Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)

Proposal sole unflawed moment.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Analyse This (1999)

Godfather redux with laughs.

Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Angels One Five (1952)

Nazi attack on airwaves.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

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AntiTrust (2001)

Pre-bubble burst bubble burst.

Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Antwone Fisher (2002)

Sailor digs up demons.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Any Given Sunday (1999)

Black players, white coach.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Apollo 13 (1995)

Jinxed mission indeed was.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Armageddon (1998)

Rocks fall, Willis palls.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Femmebots buggered by mojo.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Loud spy digs rack.

Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Dr. Evil on mojo.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Baby Boom (1987)

Big city country baby.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

Futuristic technology, old west.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bad Boys (1995)

Heroin kills cop's honey.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Batman (1989)

Winged avenger wings, avenges.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Batman (1966)

Dark knight makes debut.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Riddler mentally ransacks Gotham.

Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Batman Returns (1992)

Skintight leather pussywhips Batman.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)

Scientology disaster pointless, hopeless.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Battleship Potemkin (1925)

Mutiny overthrows Russian Czar.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Love rollercoaster for Cornholio.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Beetlejuice (1988)

Dead want lives back.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)

Genocide unearthed in orchard.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Being Human (1993)

Williams plays hairy immortal.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Being John Malkovich (1999)

Invasion of Malkovich's mind.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Big (1988)

Youth thrives as adult.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Big Daddy (1999)

Sandler ruins perfect proposal.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Big Hit, The (1998)

Marky Mark hits marks.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Big Momma's House (2000)

Oversized granny owns playground.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Biloxi Blues (1988)

Local lady collects virgins.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Black Hawk Down (2001)

Stark reality in Somalia.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Black Knight (2001)

Black man, lily-white England.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Blade (1998)

Vampire shuns blood, vampires.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blast From The Past (1999)

Clueless hermits meet reality.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blue Streak (1999)

Compulsive lying wrangles rock.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Princess Leia seeks revenge.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bodyguard, The (1992)

Whitney hits high note.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bone Collector, The (1999)

Quadraplegic fights back, wins.

Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bonzo Goes To College (1952)

Sideshow chimp becomes BMOC.

Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bounce (2000)

Widow made, subsequently comforted.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Boys From Brazil, The (1978)

Der Fuhrer(s), overbearing mothers.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Brewster's Millions (1985)

Money attracts misery, leeches.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)

Dirty Harry softens edges.

Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Absolut, cigarettes constant companions.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bring It On (2000)

White girls cheer black.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bug's Life, A (1998)

Know-it-all becomes hive pariah.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bull Durham (1988)

Middle-age professor tutors Nuke.

Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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C.H.U.D. (1984)

Government created radioactive sewer-dwellers.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Geek, jock switch places.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Casablanca (1942)

Bogey bounces Nazi bums.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Casino (1995)

Touching vegas mob flick.

Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cast Away (2000)

Coconuts, volleyball saves Crusoe.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Chamber, The (1996)

Undeserving racist murderer defended.

Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Charlie's Angels (2000)

Beauties steal, assault, kill.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Chicago (2002)

Singing, dancing, hot-blooded murder.

Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Citizen Ruth (1996)

Abortion posterchild depressingly funny.

Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Clear And Present Danger (1994)

Drug-runners get U.S. teeth.

Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Clerks. (1994)

Convenience store junkies, smokers.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Client, The (1994)

Clever kid screws mob.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Cliffhanger (1993)

$90 million avalanche created.

Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)

Aliens nab, return everyone.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)

Lynn, Jones make wax.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Cobb (1994)

Angry old hitter honestly.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Cold Creek Manor (2003)

Past crime revists homeowners.

Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Color Of Money, The (1986)

Fast Eddie given victory.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Commando (1985)

Pre-porn Milano kidnapped, rescued.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Commando (1985)

Arnie reclaims own, kills.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Coneheads (1993)

Saturday Night alien lives.

Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Congo (1995)

Missing links hoard diamonds.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Conspiracy Theory (1997)

Paranoid schizophrenics have enemies.

Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Core, The (2003)

Earth sized sex metaphor.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5

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