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Reviews by 'FloatingCoffin'
Current status of
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with a total of
825
reviews published to date.
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shakespeare with porn writers.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Fat Chow murder comedy.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Happy Days jury drama.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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18 Again! (1988)
Vice Versa car wreck.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Nemo builds, sails Nautilus.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Space with sinister computer.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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28 Days (2000)
Makes rehab look fun.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Jackson explodes scaly Meatloaf.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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6th Day, The (2000)
Billionaire builds himself anew.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Wish granted, in time.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Nude Bates horrifying spectacle.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Presidential suicide pointless, brainless.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Clever burglar likes painting.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Cox, dick roll around.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Orchids and drug addiction.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Dreamy babysitter, nightmarish job.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air America (1990)
Soft hearted CIA gunrunner.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Air Force One (1997)
First family troublesome hostages.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Airheads (1994)
Stockholm syndrome in L.A.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alexander Nevsky (1938)
Nazis as Tartars, Teutons.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Winona steals Weaver's thunder.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All Of Me (1984)
Spiritual shindig in bowl.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Caring groupies deflower reporter.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God takes dive.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Kidnapping primary protectees profitable.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Outlaws (2001)
How Missouri was won.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Premature ejaculator accosts pastry.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Lesbian housemates shag Scott.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Proposal sole unflawed moment.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Analyse This (1999)
Godfather redux with laughs.
Aug 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angels One Five (1952)
Nazi attack on airwaves.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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AntiTrust (2001)
Pre-bubble burst bubble burst.
Oct 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antwone Fisher (2002)
Sailor digs up demons.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Black players, white coach.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Jinxed mission indeed was.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Rocks fall, Willis palls.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Tragic smelting accident, hilarity.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Femmebots buggered by mojo.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Loud spy digs rack.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Dr. Evil on mojo.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Baby Boom (1987)
Big city country baby.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Futuristic technology, old west.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bad Boys (1995)
Heroin kills cop's honey.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman (1989)
Winged avenger wings, avenges.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Batman (1966)
Dark knight makes debut.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Riddler mentally ransacks Gotham.
Sep 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Skintight leather pussywhips Batman.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientology disaster pointless, hopeless.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Mutiny overthrows Russian Czar.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Love rollercoaster for Cornholio.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead want lives back.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Genocide unearthed in orchard.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Being Human (1993)
Williams plays hairy immortal.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Invasion of Malkovich's mind.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big (1988)
Youth thrives as adult.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big Daddy (1999)
Sandler ruins perfect proposal.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Big Hit, The (1998)
Marky Mark hits marks.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Big Momma's House (2000)
Oversized granny owns playground.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Biloxi Blues (1988)
Local lady collects virgins.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
Stark reality in Somalia.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Black Knight (2001)
Black man, lily-white England.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Blade (1998)
Vampire shuns blood, vampires.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blast From The Past (1999)
Clueless hermits meet reality.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blue Streak (1999)
Compulsive lying wrangles rock.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Princess Leia seeks revenge.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bodyguard, The (1992)
Whitney hits high note.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bone Collector, The (1999)
Quadraplegic fights back, wins.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bonzo Goes To College (1952)
Sideshow chimp becomes BMOC.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bounce (2000)
Widow made, subsequently comforted.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Der Fuhrer(s), overbearing mothers.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Brewster's Millions (1985)
Money attracts misery, leeches.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Dirty Harry softens edges.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Absolut, cigarettes constant companions.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bring It On (2000)
White girls cheer black.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
Know-it-all becomes hive pariah.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bull Durham (1988)
Middle-age professor tutors Nuke.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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C.H.U.D. (1984)
Government created radioactive sewer-dwellers.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Geek, jock switch places.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Casablanca (1942)
Bogey bounces Nazi bums.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Touching vegas mob flick.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Coconuts, volleyball saves Crusoe.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chamber, The (1996)
Undeserving racist murderer defended.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Beauties steal, assault, kill.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Chicago (2002)
Singing, dancing, hot-blooded murder.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Citizen Ruth (1996)
Abortion posterchild depressingly funny.
Oct 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clear And Present Danger (1994)
Drug-runners get U.S. teeth.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Convenience store junkies, smokers.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Client, The (1994)
Clever kid screws mob.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cliffhanger (1993)
$90 million avalanche created.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Aliens nab, return everyone.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Lynn, Jones make wax.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cobb (1994)
Angry old hitter honestly.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Past crime revists homeowners.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Fast Eddie given victory.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Commando (1985)
Pre-porn Milano kidnapped, rescued.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Commando (1985)
Arnie reclaims own, kills.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Coneheads (1993)
Saturday Night alien lives.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Congo (1995)
Missing links hoard diamonds.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Paranoid schizophrenics have enemies.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Core, The (2003)
Earth sized sex metaphor.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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