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Reviews by 'hiplingo'
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with a total of
205
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18 Again! (1988)
Teenager infiltrated by pensioner.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Camp Stamp cramps tramps.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Amores Perros (2000)
Dog lovers disposed humanely.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Antz (1998)
Woody Allen kicks abdomen.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
'Jerry Maguire' sans sentimentality.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Awakenings (1990)
Pathos, bathos, comatose, farewell.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Keitel has BAD day.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Barton Fink (1991)
Tortured Turturro wrestles creativity.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1966)
Camped crusaders re-hydrate leaders.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
Plastic pectorals provoke prankster.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Caped Kilmer camps Kidman.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams obtains genital transplant.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Raymond Chandler discovers bong.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Uncharacteristically heavy-handed morality pap.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Florid tales encapsulate showbiz.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Wasters wasted, convenience tasted.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken steals DeNiro thunder.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Vader pilots doomsday bomber.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Reveals nothing about sex.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fisher King, The (1991)
'The Dude' befriends Orkian.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Flubber (1997)
Absent-Minded saccharine garbage.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
DeNiro ditches cotton balls.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Green Card (1990)
Depardieu poo, MacDowell fowl.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Preamble to messy divorce.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (2002)
Alpha tangos? Wilco rogered.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery: dad at thirteen?
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Chris Tucker shotgunned: yay!
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Elephantitis warning halts gangster.
Aug 21, 2004
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Don't mention Asian descent.
Aug 2, 2004
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King Of Comedy, The (1982)
Overlooked gem concerning celebrity.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Kotch (1971)
Geriatric Matthau oozes tenderness.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Judas quite nice really.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Licence To Kill (1989)
Pre-Brosnan series apogee.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Ozzy Osbourne saves Earth.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Lost In Space (1998)
Doctor Smith = Sid Vicious?
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Love Bug, The (1968)
Volkswagen Beetle gets horn.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man Bites Dog (1992)
Reality TV in 2015.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Man On The Moon (1999)
DeVito eschews double role.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Zen barber courts chaos.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Lie detector probes Focker.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Mexican, The (2001)
Tony Soprano 'Uphill Gardens'.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Miller's Crossing (1990)
Nebulous Gaelic gangster classic.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Candy, Martin and transportation.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Platoon (1986)
Oliver Stone stylises bloodbath.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Inverted priest saves whingers.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Burgers, bullets, Bruce, brilliance.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Rip-roaring revisionist rediscovers relic.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Hangdog protagonist heists 'Huggies'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Reign Of Fire (2002)
Helicopters, dragons. Strangely dull.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Running Man (1987)
More mutilation than running.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Cockney gangsters get surreal.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shrek (2001)
'Uglies' stick together message.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Signs (2002)
Crop flats? Rain splats.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
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Sister Act (1992)
Nuns become funky bitches.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
'Ghost' meets 'Mercury Rising'.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Small Time Crooks (2000)
Woody's homage to himself.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sommersby (1993)
Foster fosters queer Gere.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Son In Law (1993)
Shore sure acceptance whore.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Montalban's pectoral vengeace thwarted.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Futuristic pensioners patronise past.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Rubbish Moby Dick metaphors.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Second bold step falters.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader desires a 'TurboMan'...
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Teenage debutantes' totalitarian splat-fest.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Contrived plot buries Bacon.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Strange Days (1995)
Virtual Morality tale tedious.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Street Fighter (1994)
Kylie kicks computerised cock.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Jack Ryan suddenly twentysomething...
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Supergirl (1984)
Peter Cook meets SuperDud.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Superman III (1983)
Hair gel melts supercomputer.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Morton mute, Penn galloot.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Transportation leads to alienation.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
'Robot Wars' Hollywood-style.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Musclebound mechanoid mutilates mullets.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tommy Boy (1995)
Rob Lowe tips cow.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trading Places (1983)
Millionaire Murphy resembles pimp.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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True Romance (1993)
Walken's great grandmother molested.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Turner & Hooch (1989)
Wrinkly mutt churns gut.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Purple Ponce goes b/w.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise digs Radiohead? Tsch-yeah.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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World According To Garp, The (1982)
Mork becomes Garp dork.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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X Files, The (1998)
TV episode with budget.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder's hair beyond comprehension.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
Chameleon prequel of 'Antz'.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours pester loonies.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Placebo making golfer emigrates.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Horny mother = transparent hand.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Almanac? Great scott! Paradox.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
'Newman' gets Stone bone.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
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Batman Returns (1992)
Oswald Cobblepot for Mayor.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
'Magnificent Seven' go astral.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Ridley nails Dick magnificently.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blood Simple (1984)
Nefarious investigator incriminates adulterers.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
5467 cops crash stupidly.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Burt hurts, Dirk squirts.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo bowls, Ricci glows.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Conspiracy Theory (1997)
'Taxi Driver' for retards.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Antipodean parenting made stupid.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Days Of Thunder (1990)
Scott's ESPN advert overruns.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Dead Again (1991)
Branagh murders murdering murderer.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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