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Martin Scorsese
Nikos Kazantzakis
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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
161 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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When Jesus came.
The Aussie Canuck 
  Vote (85)   
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
Crucifact and crucifixion.
randall 
  Vote (39)   
Who Would Jesus Do?
Satwentyone 
  Vote (37)   
Jesus does the nailing!
bife 
  Vote (36)   
Jesus screwed and nailed.
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Carpenter nails Mary Magdalene.
Yukon 
  Vote (28)   
Crossed, un-crossed, HELL, crossed.
noncentz 
  Vote (28)   
Hershey's a martyr fucker.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
'Coming of Messiah' misinterpreted?
The Artist Curr... 
  Vote (25)   
Jesus rises.
Satwentyone 
  Vote (24)   
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (23)   
Is as it wasn't.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (19)   
Christian bails.
noncentz 
  Vote (19)   
Jesus Fucking Christ?
slamg 
  Vote (19)   
Prophet and loss.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (18)   
Christ !Guilty as sin.
E.L.F 
  Vote (18)   
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Emission from God.
The General 
  Vote (16)   
Story of the Reserection.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
Scorsese's cross-examination.
soda 
  Vote (16)   
Jesus is lured.
noncentz 
  Vote (15)   
Nail or be nailed?
Warzonkey 
  Vote (15)   
Gabriel provides heavenly accompaniment.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Scorsese's Cruci-fiction.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
'Lamb' discovers wool.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
DaFaux Jesus?
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
God becomes a grandad.
bife 
  Vote (12)   
Holy Matrimony.
Ali 
  Vote (12)   
Christ considers consentual coitus.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (11)   
Major Tom: Pontius Pilot.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Jesus and the Temptations.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (11)   
Christ horny, forehead thorny.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Jesus pops his cherry.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Christmas tradition: Feeling Mary.
silly 
  Vote (10)   
Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Semen on the Mount.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (9)   
Thy kingdom cum.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Shag the God.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Messiah, or naughty boy?
tortoise 
  Vote (8)   
Who Would Jesus Screw?
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
Gross. Prophet.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Dafoe hints DaVinci's code.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus gets nailed.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus! Jesus gets laid!
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (6)   
Deity decides against deicide.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Christ really wanted pussy...?
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
The Bible: Uncut!
shane 
  Vote (5)   
Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Married With Children (Jesus!).
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus comes and goes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus, see those tits?
The General 
  Vote (5)   
33 Year-Old Virgin.
Hazie 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus has new 'Foe.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Somebody f's with Jesus?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Match of the Dei.
Montacute 
  Vote (5)   
Da Vinci Code fodder.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
The Godfathered.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
The God father.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus came. Jesus went.
koudy 
  Vote (4)   
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Aladdin Sane washes hands.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
The Bawdy of Christ.
Falken 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus Da Foe.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus, don't be cross.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (4)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus comes. Spreads piece.
Jerbear 
  Vote (4)   
Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyXXI 
  Vote (3)   
Passion With The Christ.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Christ Almighty. Sort of.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus wants to hump.
knoops 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
In God we tryst.
Catuli 
  Vote (3)   
Yahweh gets some pussay.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Here cums the Son.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Hershey kisses Christ.
Heather 
  Vote (3)   
Good Christ, Keitel's bad!
1001 Excuses 
  Vote (2)   
Arise...from my pants.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Carpenter uses his tool.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Messiah craves a life...
Karen Olsen 
  Vote (2)   
Hippy chippy saves mankind.
Poire 
  Vote (2)   
Bible thumpers miss point.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
'It's a Wonderful Afterlife'.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Messiah in the sack.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (2)   
Crucifix trade profits prophet.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Mr and Mrs Christ.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
First coming of Christ.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Holy family way.
Scona 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus gets double crossed.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus at peep show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
God's son's sons.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Christ; Galilean gigolo.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (1)   
Dei-sensationalized 'Passion of Christ'.
prufrocker 
  Vote (1)   
Conflicted Christ considers cooch.
dgbenner 
  Vote (1)   
Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Screen's first uncircumcised Messiah.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Most moving religious spectacle.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Good fun. Predictable ending.
Victim 
  Vote (1)   
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