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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Christ is risen.
calmer 
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Glory hole-lelujah!
calmer 
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The M-ass-iah.
calmer 
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Jesus nails without hammer.
calmer 
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Christ on the crotch.
calmer 
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Crucifact and crucifixion.
randall 
  Vote (39)   
When Jesus came.
AC 
  Vote (85)   
Jesus and the Temptations.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (11)   
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (23)   
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Jesus at peep show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Da Foe.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus comes and goes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
'Coming of Messiah' misinterpreted?
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
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The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus has new 'Foe.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Fucking Son of Man.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
DaFaux Jesus?
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Shag the God.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Jesus surrounded by drums.
Sludge 
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Somebody f's with Jesus?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
'Lamb' discovers wool.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Jesus, I've betrayed youse.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Bones.
Sludge 
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Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
Deity decides against deicide.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Christian bails.
noncentz 
  Vote (19)   
Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Hershey's a martyr fucker.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Crossed, un-crossed, HELL, crossed.
noncentz 
  Vote (28)   
Jesus is lured.
noncentz 
  Vote (15)   
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Gabriel provides heavenly accompaniment.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Major Tom: Pontius Pilot.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Who Would Jesus Do?
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Jesus rises.
SixFourian 
  Vote (24)   
Gospel according to Scorsese.
Rovark 
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Jesus rejects manhood.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Carpenter uses his tool.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Married With Children (Jesus!).
bife 
  Vote (5)   
God's son's sons.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus does the nailing!
bife 
  Vote (36)   
Crucifix trade profits prophet.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Mr and Mrs Christ.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
God becomes a grandad.
bife 
  Vote (12)   
The God father.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Father, Son, Holy Poke.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Carpenter nails Mary Magdalene.
Yukon 
  Vote (28)   
Christ horny, forehead thorny.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Holy fuck!
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Sex and the Deity.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Da Vinci Code fodder.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus screwed and nailed.
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Passion of the Christ.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Withnails and Babs.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Doubting Jesus still hangs.
MelissaS 
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Gross. Prophet.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Christ considers consentual coitus.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (11)   
Christ really wanted pussy...?
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Mary wants small prophets.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
O Jesus, O, O.
bennyr81 
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Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Christ Almighty. Sort of.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Passion With The Christ.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
What won't Jesus do?
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Semen on the Mount.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (9)   
In God we tryst.
Catuli 
  Vote (3)   
Aladdin Sane washes hands.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Who Would Jesus Screw?
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
Keitel's Judas: from Brooklyn?
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Story of the Reserection.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
Jesus, see those tits?
The General 
  Vote (5)   
First coming of Christ.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Emission from God.
The General 
  Vote (16)   
The Godfathered.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
Scorsese retells greatest story.
Stalean 
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Thy kingdom cum.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Jesus pops his cherry.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Screen's first uncircumcised Messiah.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Bible thumpers miss point.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
The Christ's REAL passion.
The Artist Form... 
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Most moving religious spectacle.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Holy Matrimony.
Ali 
  Vote (12)   
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