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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Passion of the Christ.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Da Vinci Code fodder.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Christ horny, forehead thorny.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Holy fuck!
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Carpenter nails Mary Magdalene.
Yukon 
  Vote (28)   
Jesus screwed and nailed.
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Father, Son, Holy Poke.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Sex and the Deity.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
JC dying for shag.
Yenser 
  Vote    
The Godfathered.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus becomes holy father.
Wilson Flanges 
  Vote    
Christ on a bike.
WickerMan77 
  Vote    
'Coming of Messiah' misinterpreted?
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Nail or be nailed?
Warzonkey 
  Vote (15)   
Good fun. Predictable ending.
Victim 
  Vote (1)   
Judas with Brooklyn accent!
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel makes likeable Judas.
tpoh 
  Vote    
Messiah, or naughty boy?
tortoise 
  Vote (8)   
The Wad of God.
toonbug 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Da Foe.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus comes and goes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus at peep show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
First coming of Christ.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Emission from God.
The General 
  Vote (16)   
Jesus, see those tits?
The General 
  Vote (5)   
The Christ's REAL passion.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote    
Most moving religious spectacle.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Scorsese retells greatest story.
Stalean 
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Jesus gets double crossed.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Scorsese's cross-examination.
soda 
  Vote (16)   
There's Something About Mary.
slug 
  Vote (1)   
Somebody f's with Jesus?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
'Lamb' discovers wool.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Jesus, I've betrayed youse.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Bones.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Shag the God.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Jesus surrounded by drums.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Jesus Fucking Christ?
slamg 
  Vote (19)   
Who Would Jesus Do?
SixFourian 
  Vote (37)   
Jesus rises.
SixFourian 
  Vote (24)   
Christmas tradition: Feeling Mary.
silly 
  Vote (10)   
Story of the Reserection.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
The Bible: Uncut!
shane 
  Vote (5)   
Bowie's Pilate doesn't fly.
shadowman 
  Vote (1)   
Penultimate temptation of Christ.
serge d.head 
  Vote    
Holy family way.
Scona 
  Vote (1)   
Bible thumpers miss point.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
Gospel according to Scorsese.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Jesus gets nailed.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus changes mind, twice.
reffbo 
  Vote    
Keitel's Judas: from Brooklyn?
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Who Would Jesus Screw?
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
Aladdin Sane washes hands.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Crucifact and crucifixion.
randall 
  Vote (39)   
Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
rand 
  Vote (1)   
Dei-sensationalized 'Passion of Christ'.
prufrocker 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus! Jesus gets laid!
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (6)   
Is as it wasn't.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (19)   
Here cums the Son.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Hippy chippy saves mankind.
Poire 
  Vote (2)   
The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dafoe, an ugly Jesus!
Phillip Seemore... 
  Vote    
Jesus pops his cherry.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Jesus is lured.
noncentz 
  Vote (15)   
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
Deity decides against deicide.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Crossed, un-crossed, HELL, crossed.
noncentz 
  Vote (28)   
Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Christian bails.
noncentz 
  Vote (19)   
Hershey's a martyr fucker.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Match of the Dei.
Montacute 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus rejects manhood.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Doubting Jesus still hangs.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Messiah in the sack.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus Christ; Galilean gigolo.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (1)   
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Jesus' greatest temptation: normalcy.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Jesus came. Jesus went.
koudy 
  Vote (4)   
Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus wants to hump.
knoops 
  Vote (3)   
Messiah craves a life...
Karen Olsen 
  Vote (2)   
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus, just a man.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
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