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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Jesus is lured.
noncentz 
  Vote (15)   
Crossed, un-crossed, HELL, crossed.
noncentz 
  Vote (28)   
Deity decides against deicide.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
Christian bails.
noncentz 
  Vote (19)   
Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Hershey's a martyr fucker.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Dei-sensationalized 'Passion of Christ'.
prufrocker 
  Vote (1)   
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (23)   
Jesus! Jesus gets laid!
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (6)   
Jesus and the Temptations.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (11)   
Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Most moving religious spectacle.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Starman crucifies green goblin.
bubbahotep 
  Vote    
Screen's first uncircumcised Messiah.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Keitel makes likeable Judas.
tpoh 
  Vote    
Is as it wasn't.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (19)   
The Wad of God.
toonbug 
  Vote (1)   
Here cums the Son.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Gabriel provides heavenly accompaniment.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Jesus rejects manhood.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus changes mind, twice.
reffbo 
  Vote    
Jesus gets double crossed.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Crucifact and crucifixion.
randall 
  Vote (39)   
Christ naughty, marries hottie.
applesomething 
  Vote    
Judas with Brooklyn accent!
veloc 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus, just a man.
Jonny the Welsh 
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'It's a Wonderful Afterlife'.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus makes Jesus Jr.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Christ Almighty. Sort of.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Conflicted Christ considers cooch.
dgbenner 
  Vote (1)   
Scorsese's cross-examination.
soda 
  Vote (16)   
Christ contemplates Hershey pathway.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Hippy chippy saves mankind.
Poire 
  Vote (2)   
Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
God has wet dream.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Messiah craves a life...
Karen Olsen 
  Vote (2)   
Major Tom: Pontius Pilot.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Struggling savior's sexuality stirs.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Bible thumpers miss point.
rri1 
  Vote (2)   
JC dying for shag.
Yenser 
  Vote    
Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Nail or be nailed?
Warzonkey 
  Vote (15)   
Scorsese retells greatest story.
Stalean 
  Vote    
Yahweh gets some pussay.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Arise...from my pants.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Passion With The Christ.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Christ horny, forehead thorny.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Holy fuck!
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus at peep show.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Messiah in the sack.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (2)   
DaFaux Jesus?
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Sex and the Deity.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus gets nailed.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (6)   
Irreverant God and gangsters.
jinx 
  Vote    
Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
rand 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus screwed and nailed.
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Father, Son, Holy Poke.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Judas quite nice really.
hiplingo 
  Vote    
Fucking Son of Man.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Christ; Galilean gigolo.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (1)   
Match of the Dei.
Montacute 
  Vote (5)   
Withnails and Babs.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus has new 'Foe.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Passion of the Christ.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Penultimate temptation of Christ.
serge d.head 
  Vote    
Da Vinci Code fodder.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus Da Foe.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus wants to hump.
knoops 
  Vote (3)   
Carpenter nails Mary Magdalene.
Yukon 
  Vote (28)   
Jesus comes and goes.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus surrounded by drums.
Sludge 
  Vote    
The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
When Jesus came.
AC 
  Vote (85)   
Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Shag the God.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
The Bawdy of Christ.
Falken 
  Vote (4)   
Doubting Jesus still hangs.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Gospel according to Scorsese.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
'Lamb' discovers wool.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Somebody f's with Jesus?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus, I've betrayed youse.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Bones.
Sludge 
  Vote    
Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
The Bible: Uncut!
shane 
  Vote (5)   
Story of the Reserection.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
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