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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

(1999)
263 reviews
Film rated 2.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.6 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.5 / 5)
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Sith out of luck.
Sean 
  Vote (54)   
Poor little orphan Ani.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (53)   
Sith hits the fans.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (35)   
Ani get your Gungan.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (32)   
Darth later.
Tori 
  Vote (29)   
Obi-Ewan Kenobi.
demonic 
  Vote (29)   
16 years for this?!
Deluxe 
  Vote (28)   
Start wars.
GHcool 
  Vote (27)   
Little awful Ani.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (25)   
Let Qui-Gon be bygone.
Larry B 
  Vote (25)   
Jar-Jar was Menace.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (22)   
Young master Vader touching.
randall 
  Vote (21)   
Prelude to a sith.
Animal Mutha 
  Vote (20)   
A piece of Sith.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (20)   
Jedi chopping Maul.
elchico 
  Vote (18)   
Queen has body, double.
TitanPa 
  Vote (18)   
Darth Maul, Essendon supporter.
Conan's daughter 
  Vote (17)   
Meesa thinksa movie stinksa.
turrell 
  Vote (17)   
Vader not evil yet.
Sean 
  Vote (16)   
Binks stinks.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (16)   
Jar Jar stinks.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (16)   
Villain needs scalp dentist.
AC 
  Vote (15)   
The Force becomes farce.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
Ani. Maul.
Sludge 
  Vote (14)   
Anakid.
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
Sith provoke force majeure.
zulu 
  Vote (13)   
A galaxy Jar-Jar away.
joshzam 
  Vote (13)   
$100000000 effects. $10 dialogue.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (13)   
Pre-Empire. Tykes. Cack.
tortoise 
  Vote (12)   
Queen Portman's attired Nattily.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (12)   
Doubleheader podcast.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (12)   
Darth Maul-ed, Qui Gon-e.
Ali 
  Vote (12)   
Boredom... pod race! ...boredom.
Wheelz 
  Vote (11)   
NASCAR in outer space!
RockGolf 
  Vote (11)   
Franchise continuation: Double-edged lightsaber.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (10)   
Jedi do 'Ben Hur'.
knoops 
  Vote (10)   
Young Vader sooooo irritating!
SoS 
  Vote (10)   
Obi-Wan KeNewbie.
Sludge 
  Vote (10)   
Yoda, return to Oz.
TitanPa 
  Vote (9)   
Jedi Mauled? Holy Sith!
Eminence Front 
  Vote (9)   
Vader in short trousers.
tortoise 
  Vote (9)   
The Force's first, fourth.
Chris C 
  Vote (8)   
Forget the force, George?
Stalean 
  Vote (8)   
Young Vader: 'mostly harmless'.
silly 
  Vote (8)   
Moppet's from space.
GHcool 
  Vote (7)   
No phantoms menace anyone.
Livewire 
  Vote (7)   
Underwater Rastafarians befriend Jedi.
Wheelz 
  Vote (7)   
Me-sa worse-a than-a Ewoks!
hifiandrew 
  Vote (7)   
Darth Vader still innocent.
Linda 
  Vote (7)   
First shall be fourth.
stroll 
  Vote (7)   
Midichlorians? What's Lucas smoking?
Thomas Flyn 
  Vote (7)   
Jar-Jar: Best character?!
Salopian 
  Vote (7)   
CGI triumphs over plot.
Rovark 
  Vote (7)   
Darth Mauled too soon.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (7)   
Young jedis get Maul'd.
turrell 
  Vote (7)   
Jamaican Jar Jar jars.
Markandlain 
  Vote (7)   
First of Star Bores.
dlanod 
  Vote (6)   
When Anakin met Padmé.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Haploid Anakin, mucho midi-chlorians.
duh 
  Vote (6)   
Jar*2 PU.
turrell 
  Vote (6)   
Short kid, long shadow.
Anne 
  Vote (6)   
Lucas menaces fandom.
antibody 
  Vote (6)   
Young Darth says 'Yippee'?
Pumpkin 
  Vote (6)   
Bad hairdos are hereditary.
Anonymous  
  Vote (6)   
Ani met.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Vader was called 'Annie'!
Zig 
  Vote (6)   
Qui-Gone Jin.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (6)   
'Menace' to original trilogy.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (5)   
Meesha wantta shoots Binks!
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (5)   
Daft, mauled episode.
Evil Giraffe 
  Vote (5)   
Maul mauls Qui-Gon fatally.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (5)   
Story Jar-jars along.
Raz 
  Vote (5)   
Start of the Jedi.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Unbearably long pod race.
Cursed 'Un 
  Vote (5)   
More Darth Maul needed.
The Nige 
  Vote (5)   
Kid Darth built C3PO??????
rri1 
  Vote (5)   
Lucas's 'Star' gets Jarred.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Piss-poor trilogy prequel.
Spurting 
  Vote (5)   
Race overrated, trilogy embarrassed.
Bavvy 
  Vote (5)   
George Lucas's phantom script.
chaypher 
  Vote (5)   
George Lucas's fandom menace.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (5)   
Junior Jedi befriends bullfrog.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (4)   
Jar Jar Disneyfies saga.
duh 
  Vote (4)   
Jar-Jar? NO! NO!
Zzzhak 
  Vote (4)   
Vader births C-3PO.
turrell 
  Vote (4)   
Ana-kid Skywalker.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (4)   
'Force-fully' undoes previous perfections.
josh 
  Vote (4)   
The Force a virus?
Pumpkin 
  Vote (4)   
Ben Hur strikes again!
Mark 
  Vote (4)   
Darth dearth, Binks stinks.
Gareth Randall 
  Vote (4)   
Dennis the Phantom Menace.
Jeff Sergeant 
  Vote (4)   
Lucas now half machine.
Joel Bass 
  Vote (4)   
Midichlorians: what the hell?
Rob J. Button 
  Vote (4)   
George laughs to bank.
caren 
  Vote (4)   
Lucas loses plot, fans.
Anonymous  
  Vote (4)   
Disney film with lightsabers.
Alistair 
  Vote (4)   
Anakin prefers older women.
Earnest Scribbler 
  Vote (4)   
Anakin builds gay droid.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (4)   
Luke's dad also dorky.
quartet4 
  Vote (4)   
Force survives Menace, Jar-Jar.
stroll 
  Vote (4)   
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