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Reviews by 'hiplingo'
Current status of
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with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Zelig (1983)
Chameleon prequel of 'Antz'.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder's hair beyond comprehension.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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X-Men (2000)
Darth Maul vs Leopold.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X Files, The (1998)
TV episode with budget.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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World According To Garp, The (1982)
Mork becomes Garp dork.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Willow (1988)
Midgets can't act shocker.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Maroon's toon goons buffoon.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Restaurant lady orders dildo.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Kurt Cobain invents glam.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise digs Radiohead? Tsch-yeah.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Purple Ponce goes b/w.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Under Siege (1992)
Baddies outshine lardy chef.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Sam Jackson snaps ass.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Twins (1988)
Mr Freeze vs Penguin.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Child sees self martyred.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Wrinkly mutt churns gut.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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True Romance (1993)
Walken's great grandmother molested.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
More tango than cash.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Trading Places (1983)
Millionaire Murphy resembles pimp.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Midget prostitute uzi's pub.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Rob Lowe tips cow.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Original Fonda workout fatality.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Terminator, The (1984)
Musclebound mechanoid mutilates mullets.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator requires hip replacement.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
'Robot Wars' Hollywood-style.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Transportation leads to alienation.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie Gets 'Shanghai Surprised'.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Morton mute, Penn galloot.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
More shite than Kryponite.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Superman III (1983)
Hair gel melts supercomputer.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Superman II (1980)
Blue screen steals show.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Superman (1978)
Brando challenges Spandex limitations.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Supergirl (1984)
Peter Cook meets SuperDud.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Jack Ryan suddenly twentysomething...
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Street Fighter (1994)
Kylie kicks computerised cock.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Strange Days (1995)
Virtual Morality tale tedious.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Contrived plot buries Bacon.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Teenage debutantes' totalitarian splat-fest.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
'Muppets In Space' prequel.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Oven glove habitates asteroid.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Akira Kurosawa For Dummies.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Killer Kenobi, sulky Skywalker.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader desires a 'TurboMan'...
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Second bold step falters.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard clone stymies series.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Space hippies = Yawnsome havoc.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk's fatal weakness: Scaffolding.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Rubbish Moby Dick metaphors.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Uhura strips too late.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Spock shock, God fraud!
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Futuristic pensioners patronise past.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Doc Brown goes Klingon.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Montalban's pectoral vengeace thwarted.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst wet t-shirt embarrassment.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Soul Man (1986)
Michael Jackson in reverse.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Son In Law (1993)
Shore sure acceptance whore.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Sommersby (1993)
Foster fosters queer Gere.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Soldier (1998)
'Shane' for Generation-Schwarzenegger.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Solaris (2002)
Clooney's ass tastefully lit.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Snatch (2000)
Brad forms 'Gobshite Club'.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Small Time Crooks (2000)
Woody's homage to himself.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
'Ghost' meets 'Mercury Rising'.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sister Act (1992)
Nuns become funky bitches.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Signs (2002)
Crop flats? Rain splats.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
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Shrek (2001)
'Uglies' stick together message.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Shipping News, The (2001)
Kaiser Sose gets lobotomy.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Fat Paltrow gets tenacious.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Cockney gangsters get surreal.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Chong's long dong-a-thon.
May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Running Man (1987)
More mutilation than running.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Pseudo Europunk exhaustion triptych.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Rumble Fish (1983)
Coppola copulates with arthouse.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Eyeshadow does Paltrow's acting.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Rocky V (1990)
Rocky nearly dies again.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'A Better Tomorrow' remake.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Helicopters, dragons. Strangely dull.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Hangdog protagonist heists 'Huggies'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Rip-roaring revisionist rediscovers relic.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Raging Bull (1980)
Pesci denies wife fuck.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Purple Rain (1984)
More like Pink Drizzle.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
'Waterboy' for 'Magnolia' fans.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Burgers, bullets, Bruce, brilliance.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Psycho (1960)
Oedopal nutcase ruins shower.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Inverted priest saves whingers.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Popeye (1980)
Williams completely incomprehensible: fantastic!
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Police Academy (1984)
Guttenberg invents police brutality.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Platoon (1986)
Oliver Stone stylises bloodbath.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Candy, Martin and transportation.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Flux capacitor entirely unnecessary.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Patch Adams (1998)
Clown's Feet cure cancer.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Outbreak (1995)
Cheeky monkey, sneaky Hoffman.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Unaffiliated escapee cornswaggles estrangement.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Very, very, very Badlands.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
End racism: shag Berry.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Nebulous Gaelic gangster classic.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Prostitute inspires Greek critique.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mexican, The (2001)
Tony Soprano 'Uphill Gardens'.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Lie detector probes Focker.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Maverick (1994)
Garner visibly bored throughout.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
'Johnny Mnemonic' with attitude.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
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Master <---> Adapta
A.I. A <---> 'Burbs
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