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Reviews by 'hiplingo'
Current status of
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with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Adaptation. (2002)
Orchid stems writer's flow.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Amores Perros (2000)
Dog lovers disposed humanely.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Barton Fink (1991)
Tortured Turturro wrestles creativity.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Raymond Chandler discovers bong.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blood Simple (1984)
Nefarious investigator incriminates adulterers.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Burt hurts, Dirk squirts.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Florid tales encapsulate showbiz.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Wasters wasted, convenience tasted.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken steals DeNiro thunder.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Vader pilots doomsday bomber.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
True crime for fictionalists.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Adult 'Drop Dead Fred'.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Godfather, The (1972)
Pacino's moral transformation mesmerising.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
DeNiro ditches cotton balls.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Spot the 'Sopranos' cast.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Gee-whizzkid rises, falls.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Chris Tucker shotgunned: yay!
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
'Five fingered thing' works.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
King Of Comedy, The (1982)
Overlooked gem concerning celebrity.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bean's arrow death: 180!
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Peter Lorre goes CGI.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Love Bug, The (1968)
Volkswagen Beetle gets horn.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Magnolia (1999)
Cruise admits cock love.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Zen barber courts chaos.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Miller's Crossing (1990)
Nebulous Gaelic gangster classic.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Unaffiliated escapee cornswaggles estrangement.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Burgers, bullets, Bruce, brilliance.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
'Waterboy' for 'Magnolia' fans.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Raging Bull (1980)
Pesci denies wife fuck.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Rip-roaring revisionist rediscovers relic.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Hangdog protagonist heists 'Huggies'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'A Better Tomorrow' remake.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Cockney gangsters get surreal.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Brad forms 'Gobshite Club'.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Morton mute, Penn galloot.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Transportation leads to alienation.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator requires hip replacement.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Musclebound mechanoid mutilates mullets.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tommy Boy (1995)
Rob Lowe tips cow.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Sam Jackson snaps ass.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder's hair beyond comprehension.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Eminem defends homosexual. Unlikely.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Twin Towers survive flood.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Camp Stamp cramps tramps.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Hugh Hefner sends reinforcements.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Back To The Future (1985)
Horny mother = transparent hand.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Almanac? Great scott! Paradox.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
ZZ Top invent Frisbee.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo bowls, Ricci glows.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
Liotta unavailable, filming 'Turbulence'.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Dogma (1999)
Gospel according to Kevin.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Reveals nothing about sex.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Footloose (1984)
Shakin' Bacon emanicipates parish.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Get Shorty (1995)
Gandolfini Southern accent hilarious.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Heat (1995)
'LA Takedown' with ACTING.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Monkey Brains eaten convincingly.
Jan 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Self Preservation Society founded.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Licence To Kill (1989)
Pre-Brosnan series apogee.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Sting plays hardman. Discuss.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Man On The Moon (1999)
DeVito eschews double role.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
'Johnny Mnemonic' with attitude.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Candy, Martin and transportation.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Psycho (1960)
Oedopal nutcase ruins shower.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Eyeshadow does Paltrow's acting.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Pseudo Europunk exhaustion triptych.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Shrek (2001)
'Uglies' stick together message.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Solaris (2002)
Clooney's ass tastefully lit.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Uhura strips too late.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Akira Kurosawa For Dummies.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Teenage debutantes' totalitarian splat-fest.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Superman (1978)
Brando challenges Spandex limitations.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Total Recall (1990)
Midget prostitute uzi's pub.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
True Romance (1993)
Walken's great grandmother molested.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Child sees self martyred.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Darth Maul vs Leopold.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours pester loonies.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
18 Again! (1988)
Teenager infiltrated by pensioner.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Placebo making golfer emigrates.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Woody Allen kicks abdomen.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
'Jerry Maguire' sans sentimentality.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1966)
Camped crusaders re-hydrate leaders.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
Plastic pectorals provoke prankster.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
'Magnificent Seven' go astral.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ridley nails Dick magnificently.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
5467 cops crash stupidly.
Jan 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Girlfriend: Dog's best 'Chum'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bullets Over Broadway (1994)
Cusack plays Allen badly.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Conversation, The (1974)
'Enemy Of State' Prequel.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World (1973)
Exaggerated old English sheepdog.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Sweaty Pacino blows job.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Evolution (2001)
Evolution = dandruff free hair.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Baseball diamond = ouija board.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Jarmusch films hip-hop 'Leon'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Laser streams cross urinally.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Glory (1989)
Ferris Bueller's civil war.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Corleone baloney, operatic, phoney.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gods And Monsters (1998)
Fraser arouses Baron Campenstein.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Aykroyd gets TV dinner.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Preamble to messy divorce.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kotch (1971)
Geriatric Matthau oozes tenderness.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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