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Reviews by 'hiplingo'
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with a total of
205
reviews published to date.
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Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Antipodean parenting made stupid.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Elephantitis warning halts gangster.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Masters Of The Universe (1987)
Skeletor threatens Mattel cretins.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Son In Law (1993)
Shore sure acceptance whore.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard clone stymies series.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Second bold step falters.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Don't mention Asian descent.
Aug 2, 2004
Unscored
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Signs (2002)
Crop flats? Rain splats.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Lipstick lesbian Affleck afflicted.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Get Carter (1971)
Niece snuffed, Caine slain.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart (2002)
Alpha tangos? Wilco rogered.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie Gets 'Shanghai Surprised'.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Maroon's toon goons buffoon.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gamgee confirms bi-Hobbituality exists.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Basic Instinct (1992)
'Newman' gets Stone bone.
Jun 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
18 Again! (1988)
Teenager infiltrated by pensioner.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Batman (1966)
Camped crusaders re-hydrate leaders.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clerks. (1994)
Wasters wasted, convenience tasted.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken steals DeNiro thunder.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery: dad at thirteen?
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Divorcee divorces divorce divorcer.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
'Five fingered thing' works.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Superman (1978)
Brando challenges Spandex limitations.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Chong's long dong-a-thon.
May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Snatch (2000)
Brad forms 'Gobshite Club'.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Dogma (1999)
Gospel according to Kevin.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Rip-roaring revisionist rediscovers relic.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminator requires hip replacement.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Musclebound mechanoid mutilates mullets.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blood Simple (1984)
Nefarious investigator incriminates adulterers.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
'Ghost' meets 'Mercury Rising'.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Batman (1989)
Plastic pectorals provoke prankster.
Mar 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Unaffiliated escapee cornswaggles estrangement.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Nebulous Gaelic gangster classic.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Zen barber courts chaos.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)
Gee-whizzkid rises, falls.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fargo (1996)
True crime for fictionalists.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barton Fink (1991)
Tortured Turturro wrestles creativity.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Hangdog protagonist heists 'Huggies'.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Child sees self martyred.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rocky V (1990)
Rocky nearly dies again.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Space hippies = Yawnsome havoc.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk's fatal weakness: Scaffolding.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Spock shock, God fraud!
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Supergirl (1984)
Peter Cook meets SuperDud.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Futuristic pensioners patronise past.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Doc Brown goes Klingon.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Corleone baloney, operatic, phoney.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Pacino's moral transformation mesmerising.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
'Jerry Maguire' sans sentimentality.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Orchid stems writer's flow.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Killer Kenobi, sulky Skywalker.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Vader desires a 'TurboMan'...
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Almanac? Great scott! Paradox.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Psycho (1960)
Oedopal nutcase ruins shower.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
'Magnificent Seven' go astral.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
ZZ Top invent Frisbee.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Horny mother = transparent hand.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World (1973)
Exaggerated old English sheepdog.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Bites Dog (1992)
Reality TV in 2015.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai (1999)
Jarmusch films hip-hop 'Leon'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Sweaty Pacino blows job.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Girlfriend: Dog's best 'Chum'.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Turner & Hooch (1989)
Wrinkly mutt churns gut.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Platoon (1986)
Oliver Stone stylises bloodbath.
Mar 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sommersby (1993)
Foster fosters queer Gere.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969)
Original Fonda workout fatality.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
51st State, The (2001)
Placebo making golfer emigrates.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Soul Man (1986)
Michael Jackson in reverse.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Amores Perros (2000)
Dog lovers disposed humanely.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
Transportation leads to alienation.
Mar 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Contrived plot buries Bacon.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Candy, Martin and transportation.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Solaris (2002)
Clooney's ass tastefully lit.
Feb 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
More shite than Kryponite.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Rumble Fish (1983)
Coppola copulates with arthouse.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Very, very, very Badlands.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Outbreak (1995)
Cheeky monkey, sneaky Hoffman.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Peter Lorre goes CGI.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Under Siege (1992)
Baddies outshine lardy chef.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Lost In Space (1998)
Doctor Smith = Sid Vicious?
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Baseball diamond = ouija board.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Purple Rain (1984)
More like Pink Drizzle.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Purple Ponce goes b/w.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Ridley nails Dick magnificently.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Jack Ryan suddenly twentysomething...
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Cockney gangsters get surreal.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gods And Monsters (1998)
Fraser arouses Baron Campenstein.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shipping News, The (2001)
Kaiser Sose gets lobotomy.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Street Fighter (1994)
Kylie kicks computerised cock.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Cosby child emulates Kravitz.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Glory (1989)
Ferris Bueller's civil war.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Luzhin Defence, The (2000)
For suicidal Grandmasters everywhere...
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kotch (1971)
Geriatric Matthau oozes tenderness.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Nosey neighbours pester loonies.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Fat Paltrow gets tenacious.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Superman III (1983)
Hair gel melts supercomputer.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Popeye (1980)
Williams completely incomprehensible: fantastic!
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jumanji (1995)
Throw six, get beard.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dead Again (1991)
Branagh murders murdering murderer.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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