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Comedy, Romance
Guy Ritchie
Guy Ritchie
Lina Wertm�ller
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Bruce Greenwood
Elizabeth Banks
Madonna
David Thornton
Jeanne Tripplehorn
Yorgo Voyagis
George Yiasoumi
Michael Beattie
Francis Pardeilhan
Adriano Giannini
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Swept Away

(2002)
83 reviews
Film rated 1.2 / 5  (Chick rating: 1.6 / 5)  (Guy rating: 1.1 / 5)
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Madonna sleeps to bottom.
randall 
  Vote (15)   
Madonna stranded? Thank Guy!
Tori 
  Vote (13)   
Madonna, Ritchie's careers beached.
Paddy C 
  Vote (12)   
Material Girl Cherishes Holiday.
bife 
  Vote (12)   
Madonna slept with director.
Downtown 
  Vote (12)   
Far from Madonna, crowd.
rabid kazook 
  Vote (11)   
Madonnalero.
turrell 
  Vote (9)   
Madonna's all washed up.
Stacky 
  Vote (8)   
Deserted with Madonna? HELP!!!!!!!
rri1 
  Vote (8)   
Madonna sinks Ritchie's career.
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Ciccone. Island.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (7)   
Another Giannini, another beach.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Guy Ritchie's other Snatch.
For-ward 
  Vote (6)   
Bitch on a beach.
noncentz 
  Vote (6)   
Guy directs bitchy wife.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote (6)   
Madonna's Caste Away.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Madonna's ship/movie wrecked.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Swept Away to video.
jeep 
  Vote (5)   
Material Girl marooned!
LPH 
  Vote (4)   
Ritchie promotes Wertmuller version.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Pilates of the Caribbean.
BRYN_BORANGA 
  Vote (4)   
Ritchie's Beach Blanket Bimbo.
cerealandrubber... 
  Vote (4)   
Madonna shits out monstrosity.
Chuckie 
  Vote (4)   
Once hottie, now snotty.
george fourman 
  Vote (4)   
Madonna film needs broom.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Straight to video Madonna.
AC 
  Vote (3)   
Madonna over bored.
arocketman 
  Vote (3)   
Madonna's 'Ashore thing'.
Chris C 
  Vote (3)   
Ritchie Gets 'Shanghai Surprised'.
hiplingo 
  Vote (3)   
Guy got snatch....Madonna's.
el guapo 
  Vote (3)   
Ritchie beach bitch blunder.
Stalean 
  Vote (3)   
Italian Beats Up Madonna.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Film wreck about shipwreck.
beluga 
  Vote (2)   
Ritchie waves dignity goodbye.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Maroonadonna.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Madonna enjoys Italian seaman.
spiderpig 
  Vote (2)   
Madonna's remake bleached, blahed.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Madonna, mate mangle movie.
kolo 
  Vote (2)   
The admirable Guiseppe.
Rovark 
  Vote (2)   
Socialist Giuseppe worships Madonna?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (2)   
Director- Ritchie. Star- bitchie.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Madonna's Guy directs, fails.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Marooned moron Madonna marginalized.
Fresno 
  Vote (2)   
Swept straight to video.
gilbytron 
  Vote (2)   
Driftwooden actress swept Razzies.
Larry B 
  Vote (2)   
Guy employs his wife.
dmnhllr 
  Vote (1)   
Swept's audience runs away.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
'Glitter' all over again.
Leila 
  Vote (1)   
Ritchie finally found out.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (1)   
Sailor finds old port.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna's desert island dud.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (1)   
Rich reviler, roles reversed.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Ritchie bitch gets comeuppance.
MelissaS 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna in Communist plot.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna serves Italian git.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna's stranded on island.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Guy's wife encounters strife.
alma 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna marooned.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna - Natural... Razzie winner.
Portugeezer 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna gives ashored performance.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Another Madonna vanity project.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna mistaken for actress?
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Wertmuller's classic atrociously remade.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (1)   
Beached Madonna regrets attitude.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna, no beach buddy.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Marooned Madonna movie misses.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Italian tames Richie's shrew.
Puzzgal 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna blemishs hubby's career.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote    
Madonna extends Mediterrean cruise.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Aristocrat falls for laborer.
Tori 
  Vote    
Shlepped Away.
Clara 
  Vote    
Madonna: Beach blanket stink-o.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote    
Deckhand gains upper hand.
calmer 
  Vote    
Madonna's sandy and randy.
calmer 
  Vote    
Madonna marooned with communist.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Madonna loves seaman.
knockmesilly 
  Vote    
Stay on island Madonna!
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Dignity gets Swept Away.
The Artist Form... 
  Vote    
Deserted duo, tables turned.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Gianninis keep getting marooned.
Montgomery 
  Vote    
Madonna's ship goes down.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ritchie's Oedipus complex revealed.
BedheadGal 
  Vote    
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