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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal - Ctrl, Alt, Del.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(9)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Agnetha's arse amazes Aussies.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Spider-Man (2002)
Kirsten Dunst, nice wet.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Life As We Know It (2010)
Katherine gets shit faced.
Oct 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(4)
8MM (1999)
Cage against The Machine.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Former 007 sings atrociously.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Abyss, The (1989)
'Close Encounters' meets 'Stingray'.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Richie Cunningham's space movie.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Jennifer's cavity remains unfilled.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Jennifer Loves Stephen's pussy.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Fight of the Phoenix.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
It's Complicated (2009)
Meryl's Choice.
Jan 13, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Quigley Down Under (1990)
Magnum shoots long distance.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Duchess, The (2008)
Wig wearer loves Whig.
Sep 14, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Highlander (1986)
Spaniard with Scots accent.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Rigsby flies to moon.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Bilbo Baggins's android days.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
It's Hedley, NOT Hedy!
Jun 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Pacino schemes, Charlize strips.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson is bad marine.
Jun 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Bertie loses bet.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Earth - 1 Heaven - 0.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman decapitates parking meters.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Mary gatecrashes Last Supper?
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Just Go With It (2011)
Devlin = Shit.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Demon Seed (1977)
Proteus becomes a dad.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)
Trading Places, feline style.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy breaks 6th Commandment.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Village, The (2004)
Red porcupine, hole... DEAD!
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Wild Geese, The (1978)
Burton is overweight mercenary.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Helena's big headed performance.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Satan - The teenage years.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Saffron is spicy consort.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Vanishing, The (1993)
Bullock down under.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
2010 (1984)
Re-booted Hal behaves himself.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Couples Retreat (2009)
Divorce by PowerPoint presentation.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Death And The Maiden (1994)
Schubert's torturous film score.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dorian Gray (2009)
Ageless fop debauches London.
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Fatherland (1994)
Hitler wins, then loses.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Huge cardie makes comeback.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Uncle Monty gets legless.
Feb 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Unstoppable (2010)
Dewey loses train.
Nov 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Michael squashes Kathleen's pussy.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Dum and Dee 3D.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice says she's 'Um'.
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Madge's bedroom missing door.
Mar 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Coma (1978)
Widmark is Doctor Death.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Frankie And Johnny (1991)
Pfeiffer lies about age.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
I Want To Live (1983)
Bionic woman gets gassed.
Nov 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Firth speaks forth magnificently.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Knight And Day (2010)
Motorcycle races with bulls.
Aug 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Riggs shoots fish tank.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered murderers get acquitted.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Something Borrowed (2011)
Marcus is not circumcised.
May 12, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
007 finds Stealth boat.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Pepper spray clears sinuses.
Aug 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Vorpal wielding heroine victorious.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Bearded clam distracts Michael.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Critical Assembly (2002)
Students build nuclear device.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Vitruvian Man gives clue.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tea with Teabing.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Scorpio hijacks school bus.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dorian Gray (2009)
Artist gives sitter BJ.
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Eiger Sanction, The (1975)
Kennedy limps - penny drops.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Harrison's hellish hack.
Nov 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)
Immortal with pierced nipples.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Dale misunderstands wet work.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Elizabeth sits on Bertie.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Never Let Me Go (2010)
Lovers deferrment hopes dashed.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Baker's wife not witch.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Torquemada suffers erectile dysfunction.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Inquisitor torments crucifixion victim.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
London Olympics get suspended.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Atonement (2007)
Tale of wartime cuntrition.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mongo right hooks horse.
Oct 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Brassed Off (1996)
Miners play William Tell.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Marvin kills Marvin.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest dies in forest.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Inflatable codpiece steals show.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Donkey Punch (2008)
Yacht, shag, punch, death.
Nov 28, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Kidnapper exploits nut allergy.
Nov 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
Uranium smuggled in football.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Knight And Day (2010)
Cameron's Pontiac product placement.
Aug 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Ewan and Cameron sing!!
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Richard's calm, John's hurt.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Omen, The (1976)
Dr Who gets impaled.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Once Were Warriors (1994)
Maori domestic violence movie.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Cardinal Olly bricked up.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
People + pastry = pukka pies.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Them! (1954)
Very noisy giant ants.
Apr 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Angels & Demons (2009)
Camerlengo becomes Roman candle.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
007 demolishes Venetian house.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Marvin drunk, horse drunk!
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Collateral (2004)
Vincent rides subway dead.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dead Calm (1989)
Nicole's yachting holiday ordeal.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Death And Life Of Charlie St. Cloud, The (2010)
Dead boy plays catch.
Oct 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Demolition Man (1993)
Wesley & Sly fight.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Ashley runs, Tommy follows.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Fenceline shooting provokes attack.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Bank robbed, using iPod.
Nov 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
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