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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008)
Cat hunt initiates romance.
Aug 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Atonement (2007)
Keira shags in library.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Madge's bedroom missing door.
Mar 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mongo right hooks horse.
Oct 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat wants Pam's vagine.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat finds Mr Jesus.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Brassed Off (1996)
Miners play William Tell.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Christmas Carol, A (2009)
3 dimensional Ebenezer atones.
Nov 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Coma (1978)
Widmark is Doctor Death.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman decapitates parking meters.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Couples Retreat (2009)
Ronnie chooses expensive tiles.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tea with Teabing.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Mary gatecrashes Last Supper?
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Scorpio hijacks school bus.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Kendrick perjures himself.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Baseball bat aids litigation.
Aug 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Dallas flies to Paradise.
Apr 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Korben wins prize, unexpectedly.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Dale misunderstands wet work.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride steals Pussy Wagon.
Aug 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
King's Speech, The (2010)
Elizabeth sits on Bertie.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Riggs shoots fish tank.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
What's special about cheesemakers?
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian's Mum carries donkey.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Mamma Mia! (2008)
Meryl does the splits.
Aug 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Notting Hill (1999)
Violin playing goat = happiness.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Omen, The (1976)
Dr Who gets impaled.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Goeth takes pot shots.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
Heston eats people biscuit.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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True Grit (1969)
Rooster shares corn dodgers.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Kazakhstani frees pet hen.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Couples Retreat (2009)
Divorce by PowerPoint presentation.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Vitruvian Man gives clue.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Claustrophobic cryptologist's confinement concerns.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Bullet cartridge jams door.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Disclosure (1994)
Meredith blows career.
Jun 18, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Double Jeopardy (1999)
Ashley runs, Tommy follows.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Daniel doesn't like flying.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Kaffee loses steak knives.
Dec 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Few Good Men, A (1992)
JoAnne puts bat away.
Sep 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Horrible Bosses (2011)
Jennifer's cavity remains unfilled.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy's leap of faith.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
'Junior' counts in Greek.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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King's Speech, The (2010)
Firth speaks forth magnificently.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Crucifixion's a doddle - apparently.
Sep 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Carter bails without parachute.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Conductor nicks chess book.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Never Let Me Go (2010)
Lovers deferrment hopes dashed.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Notting Hill (1999)
'Murdered' carrots mourned briefly.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne won't give BJ.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered murderers get acquitted.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Gwyneth pinches vodka - resigns.
Oct 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Huge cardie makes comeback.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Bilbo Baggins's android days.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Atonement (2007)
Posh bird becomes nurse.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Atonement (2007)
Tale of wartime cuntrition.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Bart reaches Schnitzengruben limit.
Jun 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
It's Hedley, NOT Hedy!
Jun 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Pam spurns marriage proposal.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Brighton Rock (2010)
From pier to maternity.
Feb 12, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Couples Retreat (2009)
Dave wins Guitar Hero.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest dies in forest.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sophie Neveu reverses quickly.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Albino monk murders nun.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Demolition Man (1993)
Wesley & Sly fight.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Pacino schemes, Charlize strips.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson is bad marine.
Jun 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Fenceline shooting provokes attack.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Demi gets Tom aroused.
Aug 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Daniel can't unnerve Nathan.
Aug 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Game, The (1997)
Deborah Unger goes commando.
Nov 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Hagen demands an apology.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy flies. Can't land!
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
King's Speech, The (2010)
Bertie loses bet.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Follow gourd, or shoe?
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Heaven's clerks mess up.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Earth - 1 Heaven - 0.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Notting Hill (1999)
Max ruins the lamb.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Worker makes hinges slowly.
Sep 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Jugular injection aids escape.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Pierce wears bowler hat.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Grit (1969)
Mattie criticises expensive dumplings.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Christie kills and buries.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008)
Teenage angst in Eastbourne.
Aug 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Rock Ridge's inbreds triumph.
Jul 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat can't afford Hummer.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Azamat azawank.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Brighton Rock (2010)
Spicer chokes on rock.
Feb 15, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Couples Retreat (2009)
Couples swim with sharks.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Fibonacci sequence opens box.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Rolex lie fools Gendarmes.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Langdon doesn't like lifts.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sauniere wasn't really Granddad.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Charles Calthrop was innocent.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Deliverance (1972)
Squeal Neddy, squeal.
Sep 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Korben 'negotiates'. Several die!
Mar 1, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Jay finally gets BJ.
Aug 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Knee deep in clunge.
Aug 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Fireplace provides little protection.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Donovan chooses poorly - Dies.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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