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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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Fall Of Hyperion (2008)
Defense Department hacks Nasa.
Mar 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Ted (2012)
Thunder buddies annoy Lori.
Aug 5, 2012
Unscored
Vote
End Of Days (1999)
Arnie battles Old Nick
Jul 16, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lucky One, The (2012)
Zac loses at chess.
May 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, The (2011)
Madge's bedroom missing door.
Mar 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
J. Edgar (2011)
Edgar's Mum hates daffodils.
Jan 27, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saw 3D (2010)
Doctor Gordon hobbles back.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saw 3D (2010)
DIY dentistry reveals code.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saw 3D (2010)
Bobby can't save Joyce.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (2010)
Tooth fairies terrify Sally.
Oct 14, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
What's Your Number? (2011)
Gynaecologist remembers Ally's vagina.
Oct 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1999)
Dried flowers cure everything.
Oct 3, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Hannah wants to bang.
Sep 28, 2011
Scored 1/5
Vote
Friends With Benefits (2011)
Dylan sneezes after cumming.
Sep 15, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Knee deep in clunge.
Aug 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Inbetweeners Movie, The (2011)
Jay finally gets BJ.
Aug 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Super 8 (2011)
Alien nicks car engines.
Aug 10, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Dale misunderstands wet work.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Horrible Bosses (2011)
Jennifer's cavity remains unfilled.
Jul 29, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bad Teacher (2011)
Cameron's sexy car wash.
Jun 23, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Something Borrowed (2011)
Marcus is not circumcised.
May 12, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Red Riding Hood (2011)
Severed hand slays werewolf.
Apr 21, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
Paul (2011)
Swearing alien smokes dope.
Feb 24, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Never Let Me Go (2010)
Lovers deferrment hopes dashed.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Just Go With It (2011)
Devlin = Shit.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Just Go With It (2011)
Sandler has nose job.
Feb 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Brighton Rock (2010)
Spicer chokes on rock.
Feb 15, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
Brighton Rock (2010)
From pier to maternity.
Feb 12, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Grit (1969)
Rooster shares corn dodgers.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
True Grit (1969)
Mattie criticises expensive dumplings.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
King's Speech, The (2010)
Marbles nearly choke prince.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
King's Speech, The (2010)
Firth speaks forth magnificently.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Elizabeth sits on Bertie.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King's Speech, The (2010)
Bertie loses bet.
Jan 5, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Gulliver gives robot wedgie.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gulliver's Travels (2010)
Black's crack engulfs Lilluputian.
Dec 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tourist, The (2010)
Frank is really Alexander.
Dec 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Kidnapper exploits nut allergy.
Nov 29, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Bank robbed, using iPod.
Nov 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Harrison's hellish hack.
Nov 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Unstoppable (2010)
Dewey loses train.
Nov 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Skyline (2010)
L.A. nuked. Surprisingly undamaged.
Nov 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Skyline (2010)
Faison's Ferrari flattened.
Nov 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Due Date (2010)
Peter spits on Sunny.
Nov 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Due Date (2010)
Glaucoma sufferer smokes weed.
Nov 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Due Date (2010)
Grand Canyon - man made?
Nov 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Due Date (2010)
Masturbating dog steals show.
Nov 11, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Death And Life Of Charlie St. Cloud, The (2010)
Dead boy plays catch.
Oct 22, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Life As We Know It (2010)
Katherine gets shit faced.
Oct 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Switch, The (2010)
Kid collects photo frames.
Sep 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Grown Ups (2010)
Don't play 'Arrow Roulette'.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Caligula (1979)
Macro loses his head.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Grown Ups (2010)
Bean favours the breast.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Grown Ups (2010)
Buzzer's ashes contaminate KFC.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Married couple kill people.
Aug 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Knight And Day (2010)
Cameron's Pontiac product placement.
Aug 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Knight And Day (2010)
Motorcycle races with bulls.
Aug 14, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Queen, The (2006)
Barbecue - Queen brings stew.
Jul 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Queen, The (2006)
Tony's royal sound bite.
Jul 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saw II (2005)
Amanda has played before.
Jul 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Absolute Zero (2005)
Iceberg comes to Miami.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blind Side, The (2009)
Michael finally has bed.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Hagen demands an apology.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Airport (1970)
Patroni manoeuvres illiterate aircraft.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Idiocracy (2006)
Buttfuckers hosts children's party.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Killers (2010)
Neighbours suddenly become assassins.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Killers (2010)
Big gun vexes Jen.
Jun 20, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
She's Out Of My League (2010)
Neon gets bad press.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
She's Out Of My League (2010)
Kirk cums too soon.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Teddy bears' final picnic.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Connery tries selling weather.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Izzard chews - doesn't speak.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Two Peels. One disaster.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Broadbent's Mother smokes constantly.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Connery's bear faced cheek.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Steed drinks and drives.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Premonition (2007)
Linda's husband dies - often.
May 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Vampire wears designer shades.
Apr 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Riggs shoots fish tank.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Riggs gets shock treatment.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Mia snorts heroin.....Oops!
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kill Me Again (1989)
Jack gets pinky broken.
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice says she's 'Um'.
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Helena's big headed performance.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice mishears 'Underland'.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Fry's pussy steals show.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Bandersnatch loses an eye.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Dum and Dee 3D.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Vorpal wielding heroine victorious.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice declines Hamish's proposal.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Nuclear Hurricane (2007)
Stacey won't open doors.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Nuclear Hurricane (2007)
Sweaty Rusty rescues Linda.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Nuclear Hurricane (2007)
Linda gets Rusty's job.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Nuclear Hurricane (2007)
Security Protocol 13 problem.
Mar 16, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
3rd rail dispatches Shaw.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Flu ridden mayor dithers.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneeze - Gezundheit. 'You're nicked!'
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneezing subway snatcher sussed.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon likes her shoes.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Aeon Flux (2005)
Xeroxed assassin changes sides.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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