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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Nicholson is bad marine.
Jun 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston eats people biscuit.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
Kirsten Dunst, nice wet.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Richie Cunningham's space movie.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson in kilt - dies.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Highlander (1986)
Spaniard with Scots accent.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Quigley Down Under (1990)
Magnum shoots long distance.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Signs (2002)
Crop circles, best bits.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Pierce wears bowler hat.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Payback (1999)
Mel gets toes smashed.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Frankie And Johnny (1991)
Pfeiffer lies about age.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Demolition Man (1993)
Wesley & Sly fight.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Coppola's crap mafia flick.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Dead Calm (1989)
Nicole's yachting holiday ordeal.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
'Close Encounters' meets 'Stingray'.
May 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Potatoes, clay, lights, aliens.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Gibson eats cold tapioca.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Pacino schemes, Charlize strips.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wild Geese, The (1978)
Burton is overweight mercenary.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Brassed Off (1996)
Miners play William Tell.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Huge cardie makes comeback.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Others, The (2001)
Channel Islands spooks hokum.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Bilbo Baggins's android days.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Jennifer Loves Stephen's pussy.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Christie kills and buries.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Village, The (2004)
Red porcupine, hole... DEAD!
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Inflatable codpiece steals show.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Collateral (2004)
Vincent rides subway dead.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Ewan and Cameron sing!!
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy breaks 6th Commandment.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Hal - Ctrl, Alt, Del.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo crashes big plane.
Jan 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sleepers (1996)
DA loses case deliberately.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Boogeyman (2005)
Motel bath provokes monster.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Duddits saves the world.
May 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
Rectal worm bites penis.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hellraiser (1987)
Box, open, Pinhead.....Ouch!!!
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
Bearded clam distracts Michael.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Smith drinks, ship sinks.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fatherland (1994)
Hitler wins, then loses.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Once Were Warriors (1994)
Maori domestic violence movie.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie has gas problem.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Titanic (1997)
Kate gobs on Billy.
Sep 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Coma (1978)
Widmark is Doctor Death.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Demon Seed (1977)
Proteus becomes a dad.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Richard's calm, John's hurt.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Fight of the Phoenix.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
I Spit On Your Grave (1978)
Bathtime castration very messy.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys, beans, fishing, buggery.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Vanishing, The (1993)
Bullock down under.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Chopper (2000)
Hector's early violence outing.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Troy (2004)
Saffron is spicy consort.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Death And The Maiden (1994)
Schubert's torturous film score.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Omen, The (1976)
Dr Who gets impaled.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Satan - The teenage years.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Agnetha's arse amazes Aussies.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman decapitates parking meters.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Ashley runs, Tommy follows.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)
Trading Places, feline style.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Sentinel, The (1977)
Cannibals dine on landing.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Sentinel, The (1977)
Hell's gateway in lounge.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
JFK (1991)
Pesci's syrup distracts Costner.
Sep 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Vitruvian Man gives clue.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Fibonacci sequence opens box.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's 2 acres (sic).
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Handy defib in glovebox.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
007 demolishes Venetian house.
Nov 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Vodka, Martini and Digitalis.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Uncle Monty gets legless.
Feb 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
2010 (1984)
Re-booted Hal behaves himself.
Apr 2, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Dina showers with boys.
Aug 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
From Hell (2001)
Edward Scissorhands in Spitalfields.
Sep 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sophie Neveu reverses quickly.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tea with Teabing.
Sep 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Missiles Of October, The (1974)
Sheen averts WW3.
Sep 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest dies in forest.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Practical Magic (1998)
Bullock's halitosis offends Kidman.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Rigsby flies to moon.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Marvin kills Marvin.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cat Ballou (1965)
Marvin drunk, horse drunk!
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Scorpio hijacks school bus.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
Uranium smuggled in football.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
Bomb bits in freezer.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Heaven's clerks mess up.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Earth - 1 Heaven - 0.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Carter bails without parachute.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Niven runs down escalator.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered murderers get acquitted.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Atonement (2007)
Keira shags in library.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Atonement (2007)
Posh bird becomes nurse.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Atonement (2007)
Tale of wartime cuntrition.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia Experiment 2 (1993)
Germans acquire Stealth bomber.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Texas Across The River (1966)
Cowboy rides into tree.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Mary gatecrashes Last Supper?
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Rolex lie fools Gendarmes.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Claustrophobic cryptologist's confinement concerns.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Langdon doesn't like lifts.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mongo right hooks horse.
Oct 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
8MM (1999)
Cage against The Machine.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Conductor nicks chess book.
Oct 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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