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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
007 garrotted. Well, almost.
Apr 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Christmas with one King.
Apr 25, 2008
Scored 2/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond's Bimmer gets sliced.
Apr 28, 2008
Scored 2/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Coltrane swims in caviar.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Wimbledon (2004)
British victory in SW19.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Wild Geese, The (1978)
Burton is overweight mercenary.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
What's Your Number? (2011)
Gynaecologist remembers Ally's vagina.
Oct 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
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War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Michael squashes Kathleen's pussy.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Oliver Pissed.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
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War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Lawyer starts smoking again.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
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War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Bald Avenger gets injured.
Sep 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Village, The (2004)
Red porcupine, hole... DEAD!
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Vanishing, The (1993)
Bullock down under.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Up In The Air (2009)
Ryan declines 'cancer' offer.
Jan 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Unstoppable (2010)
Dewey loses train.
Nov 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Pepper spray clears sinuses.
Aug 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
True Grit (1969)
Rooster shares corn dodgers.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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True Grit (1969)
Mattie criticises expensive dumplings.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Troy (2004)
Saffron is spicy consort.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Tourist, The (2010)
Frank is really Alexander.
Dec 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
007 finds Stealth boat.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Kate gobs on Billy.
Sep 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Smith drinks, ship sinks.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Pierce wears bowler hat.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Them! (1954)
Very noisy giant ants.
Apr 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Uncle Monty gets legless.
Feb 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Texas Across The River (1966)
Cowboy rides into tree.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Obsolete computers anger John.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Sexy Terminatrix is magnetic.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Jugular injection aids escape.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Ted (2012)
Thunder buddies annoy Lori.
Aug 5, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneezing subway snatcher sussed.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneeze - Gezundheit. 'You're nicked!'
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Flu ridden mayor dithers.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
3rd rail dispatches Shaw.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Switch, The (2010)
Kid collects photo frames.
Sep 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Johanna rescued from Bedlam.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
People + pastry = pukka pies.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Toby tops Todd.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Sweeney Todd, lethal sod.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Sweeney's 'friends' make comeback.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Barber accidentally murders wife.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Formerly Barker, now Todd.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp sings and slaughters.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Cutthroat Pieland.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Beadle gets come-uppance.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Super 8 (2011)
Alien nicks car engines.
Aug 10, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Huge cardie makes comeback.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Busey plays the violin.
May 26, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Dina showers with boys.
Aug 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Stargate (1994)
Daniel cracks the code.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Stargate (1994)
Son's death depresses O'Neill.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Emotional Data loses bottle.
Jul 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Fry quizzes schoolgirls.
May 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Dog killed by mower.
May 19, 2009
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Brand takes Cole's role.
May 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Schoolgirls rob National Gallery.
May 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Flash teaches law breaking.
May 19, 2009
Scored 2/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Rupert Everett cross dresses.
May 18, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)
Pigs can climb trees!
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)
Thimbletack has honey obsession.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Kirsten Dunst, nice wet.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Speed (1994)
Tape loop saves passengers.
Sep 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
Heston eats people biscuit.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Something Borrowed (2011)
Marcus is not circumcised.
May 12, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Gwyneth pinches vodka - resigns.
Oct 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Sleepers (1996)
DA loses case deliberately.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered murderers get acquitted.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Skyline (2010)
L.A. nuked. Surprisingly undamaged.
Nov 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Skyline (2010)
Faison's Ferrari flattened.
Nov 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Signs (2002)
Crop circles, best bits.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
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She's Out Of My League (2010)
Kirk cums too soon.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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She's Out Of My League (2010)
Neon gets bad press.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne won't give BJ.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Brooks strings himself up.
Aug 14, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Sentinel, The (1977)
Cannibals dine on landing.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Sentinel, The (1977)
Hell's gateway in lounge.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Secret Of Moonacre, The (2008)
5000th moon curse defeated.
Aug 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Schindler's List (1993)
Goeth takes pot shots.
Aug 25, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Schindler's List (1993)
Worker makes hinges slowly.
Sep 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Saw II (2005)
Amanda has played before.
Jul 13, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Saw 3D (2010)
Doctor Gordon hobbles back.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Saw 3D (2010)
Bobby can't save Joyce.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Saw 3D (2010)
DIY dentistry reveals code.
Oct 17, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Sheriff cancels Christmas.
Dec 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Red Riding Hood (2011)
Severed hand slays werewolf.
Apr 21, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy breaks 6th Commandment.
Dec 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Quigley Down Under (1990)
Magnum shoots long distance.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Queen, The (2006)
Barbecue - Queen brings stew.
Jul 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Queen, The (2006)
Tony's royal sound bite.
Jul 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Mia snorts heroin.....Oops!
Mar 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Premonition (2007)
Linda's husband dies - often.
May 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Practical Magic (1998)
Bullock's halitosis offends Kidman.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Post Impact (2004)
Microwave weapon under performs.
May 11, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Polar Storm (2009)
100 Megs realign Poles.
Sep 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Polar Storm (2009)
Shifting poles cause havoc.
Sep 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Polar Storm (2009)
Fighting boys break telescope.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Cardinal Olly bricked up.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Baker's wife not witch.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pit And The Pendulum, The (1991)
Esmeralda has explosive execution.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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