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Reviews by 'Buddha Boy'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
400
reviews published to date.
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2012 (2009)
Yellowstone eccentric foretells apocalypse.
Dec 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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8MM (1999)
Machine really Mummy's Boy.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 4/5
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8MM (1999)
Tom Welles- secret smoker.
Dec 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice declines Hamish's proposal.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Angels & Demons (2009)
Plucked eye opens door.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Angels & Demons (2009)
Cardinal thrown in fountain.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Angels & Demons (2009)
Vittoria rips Galileo's book.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Atonement (2007)
Keira shags in library.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Avengers, The (1998)
Connery's bear faced cheek.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Leo crashes big plane.
Jan 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Ghosts can't understand handbook.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Lydia takes excessive Polaroids.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Black Widow (1987)
Ondine's Curse provides clue.
Jul 27, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Blind Side, The (2009)
Michael finally has bed.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat wants Pam's vagine.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Vampire wears designer shades.
Apr 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Bond's 2 acres (sic).
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Casino Royale (2006)
Vodka, Martini and Digitalis.
Dec 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Chopper (2000)
Hector's early violence outing.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Christmas Carol, A (2009)
3 dimensional Ebenezer atones.
Nov 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Couples Retreat (2009)
Couples swim with sharks.
Nov 5, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Bullet cartridge jams door.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Bond has irritating Case.
Sep 6, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
Rectal worm bites penis.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Falling From The Sky: Flight 174 (1995)
Mathematics mistake endangers plane.
May 22, 2009
Scored 1/5
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Fatherland (1994)
Kennedy boycotts Hitler's birthday.
Sep 21, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Kendrick perjures himself.
Nov 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Baseball bat aids litigation.
Aug 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Dallas flies to Paradise.
Apr 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Fly, The (1986)
Geena warns, 'Be afraid.'
Jun 6, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
Bomb bits in freezer.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Julia skinned, Tiffany saved.
Nov 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Hellraiser (1987)
Box, open, Pinhead.....Ouch!!!
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Fireplace provides little protection.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Jazz Singer, The (1980)
Black Diamond infuriates audience.
Apr 11, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride steals Pussy Wagon.
Aug 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian's Mum carries donkey.
Aug 23, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Mamma Mia! (2008)
Meryl does the splits.
Aug 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Matter Of Life And Death, A (1946)
Carter bails without parachute.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Me and Orson Welles (2008)
Sonja screws for Selznick.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Me and Orson Welles (2008)
Junior sets off sprinklers.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Notting Hill (1999)
Violin playing goat = happiness.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Others, The (2001)
Channel Islands spooks hokum.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Panic Room (2002)
Jodie has gas problem.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Payback (1999)
Mel gets toes smashed.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Perfect Getaway, A (2009)
American Jedi finally proposes.
Aug 28, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Philadelphia Experiment 2 (1993)
Germans acquire Stealth bomber.
Oct 3, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Polar Storm (2009)
Shifting poles cause havoc.
Sep 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Premonition (2007)
Linda's husband dies - often.
May 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Queen, The (2006)
Tony's royal sound bite.
Jul 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Red Riding Hood (2011)
Severed hand slays werewolf.
Apr 21, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Secret Of Moonacre, The (2008)
5000th moon curse defeated.
Aug 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Sentinel, The (1977)
Hell's gateway in lounge.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne won't give BJ.
Jan 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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She's Out Of My League (2010)
Neon gets bad press.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Skyline (2010)
Faison's Ferrari flattened.
Nov 22, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
Heston eats people biscuit.
Jul 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Speed (1994)
Tape loop saves passengers.
Sep 5, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)
Pigs can climb trees!
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
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St. Trinian's (2007)
Fry quizzes schoolgirls.
May 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Stargate (1994)
Son's death depresses O'Neill.
Feb 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Super 8 (2011)
Alien nicks car engines.
Aug 10, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Sweeney's 'friends' make comeback.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Barber accidentally murders wife.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Toby tops Todd.
May 14, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Switch, The (2010)
Kid collects photo frames.
Sep 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneezing subway snatcher sussed.
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Sneeze - Gezundheit. 'You're nicked!'
Mar 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Texas Across The River (1966)
Cowboy rides into tree.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
Smith drinks, ship sinks.
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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True Grit (1969)
Rooster shares corn dodgers.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Coltrane swims in caviar.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 2/5
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Christie kills and buries.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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2010 (1984)
Pocket calculator - bomb trigger.
May 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
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2012 (2009)
Plastic surgeon flies plane.
Dec 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2012 (2009)
Giraffes dangle from helicopters.
Dec 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2012 (2009)
Air Force One sinks.
Dec 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2012 (2009)
1 billion Euro cruise.
Dec 4, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
2012 (2009)
Antonov breaks landing gear.
Dec 7, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2012 (2009)
Drakensberg range now highest.
Dec 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Aeon likes her shoes.
Jan 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Alice mishears 'Underland'.
Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Angels & Demons (2009)
Langdon trashes airless archive.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Angels & Demons (2009)
Anti-matter bomb panics Vatican.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging (2008)
Teenage angst in Eastbourne.
Aug 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Avengers, The (1998)
Broadbent's Mother smokes constantly.
May 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Keaton eats cockroach.
May 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Rock Ridge's inbreds triumph.
Jul 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Azamat azawank.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat finds Mr Jesus.
May 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Brighton Rock (2010)
Spicer chokes on rock.
Feb 15, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Fibonacci sequence opens box.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Langdon doesn't like lifts.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Sauniere wasn't really Granddad.
May 24, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Charles Calthrop was innocent.
Jun 16, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Squeal Neddy, squeal.
Sep 16, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Donkey Punch (2008)
Outboard motor - makeshift chainsaw.
Nov 28, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Due Date (2010)
Peter spits on Sunny.
Nov 19, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Due Date (2010)
Grand Canyon - man made?
Nov 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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End Of Days (1999)
Arnie battles Old Nick
Jul 16, 2012
Scored 3/5
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