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Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Guy Hamilton
Richard Maibaum
Tom Mankiewicz
Ian Fleming
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Sean Connery
Jill St. John
Charles Gray
Lana Wood
Jimmy Dean
Bruce Cabot
Putter Smith
Bruce Glover
Norman Burton
Joseph F�rst
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Josh the cat's Movie cars.
Bubble Sez: Meow!
Connery as Bond
Tributes by thefoxboy
Josh the cat's 44th Oscar Extravaganza (1972)

Diamonds Are Forever

(1971)
91 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.1 / 5)
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Bond 007.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (13)   
Sham rocks are lucky.
SixFourian 
  Vote (9)   
James Bond on ice.
Chris C 
  Vote (9)   
Bond thwarts space laser.
turrell 
  Vote (8)   
Bond's on the Case.
demonic 
  Vote (8)   
Bassey sings about bling.
sibisi73 
  Vote (7)   
Blofeld gets felled.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
007: Vegas winning number.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (6)   
Sean is back.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Loser into Skyward Diamonds.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Older Bond, Balder Blofeld.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
lugs gems / smuggles
Larry 
  Vote (3)   
Bambi, Thumper toss Bond.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Kidd, Wint collect diamonds.
maintcoder 
  Vote (3)   
Bond foils gay killers.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (3)   
Martini stirred, with ice.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Tiffany's diamonds; Blofeld's Gray!
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (2)   
Q cheats on bandits.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Connery back, Vegas sparkles.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Charles Gray's Blofeld blows.
Downtown 
  Vote (2)   
Britain, De Beers.
noncentz 
  Vote (2)   
Blofeld's final stand.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Plenty in Las Vegas.
Seigiryu 
  Vote (2)   
Bond gets on Case.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Bond kills a Kidd.
Rovark 
  Vote (1)   
Bond fights Disney characters.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Bond kills himself.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Kidd, Wint: fey assassins.
maus 
  Vote (1)   
Bambi, Thumper have breasts?!?
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Connery's bad Bond film.
rri1 
  Vote (1)   
Bond vs. Bambi/ Thumper???
MovieMan 
  Vote (1)   
Lana thrown from window!
Ian Boughey 
  Vote (1)   
Original 'Die Another Day'.
shoon 
  Vote (1)   
Connery, girl's best friend.
DocBruceBanner 
  Vote (1)   
'Filming Armstrong`s moonwalk' featured.
the2ndHare 
  Vote (1)   
Bond fights cartoon names.
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Thumper thumps Bond.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Male villains hold hands.
T. Lane 
  Vote (1)   
Bond gets Plenty action.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Connery. Sean Connery returns.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (1)   
Killer Effete tail Bond.
Airbolt 
  Vote (1)   
Lana has Plenty mammaries.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Bond sees double Blofeld.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (1)   
Bond's coffin feels heat.
Markandlain 
  Vote (1)   
Connery's comeback lacks life.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (1)   
Bond car? Moon buggy!
RizzoJaws2002 
  Vote (1)   
Gay assassins target Bond.
Stone Junction 
  Vote    
Fun moon buggy action.
Blackmoon 
  Vote    
Old Bond does Vegas.
matsimpsk 
  Vote    
Blofeld camps it up.
gilbytron 
  Vote    
Diamonds smuggling, inter-planetary attack.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Blofeld launches Tiffany's diamonds.
dlanod 
  Vote    
Queer killers bang Bond.
Gethers 
  Vote    
Bond belts Blofeld's double.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Lana, Sky, Diamonds.
The Levitating Nun 
  Vote    
Gray: wimpiest Blofeld ever!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Blofeld has gay henchmen?!!!??
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bond has irritating Case.
Buddha Boy 
  Vote    
Shirley and Sean return.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Killers on Bond's ass
Airbolt 
  Vote    
Jamesh Bond, Lash Vegash
Airbolt 
  Vote    
Let Bond be Franks.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote    
Connery's Las Vegas Strip.
Mortival 
  Vote    
Flashy sparklers; flabby spy.
clay 
  Vote    
Bond pursues diamond geezer.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Connery chases deadly diamonds.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
Mustang - Alley: Swaps sides!!
redalfa147 
  Vote    
Bond chases space 'rocks'.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Bond slays wrong Blofeld.
Canklefish 
  Vote    
Diamonds: forever. Blofeld: not.
beej 
  Vote    
Blofeld has himself cloned.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Blofeld has mudbath.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bond commandeers moon buggy.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
007 goes to Vegas.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bond shoots wrong Blofeld.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Blofeld disguised in drag.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Multiple Blofelds harass Bond.
Strangelove 
  Vote    
Q rigs slot machine.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Bond intercepts diamond smugglers.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Wint is no sommelier.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Diamonds forever, Bond not!
Yelnats 
  Vote    
Aging agent visits Vegas.
beluga 
  Vote    
Bond drives Mustang crazily.
Eppy 
  Vote    
Deadly diamond satellite singes.
Roy Batty 
  Vote    
Connery says never again.
Jazzatola 
  Vote    
Scotch matured in oak.
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
Queers, Fleming, Las Vegas.
Justin Credible 
  Vote    
Blofeld wears a wig.
Greystone 
  Vote    
Bond's Viva Las Vegas.
Dana 58 
  Vote    
Plenty performs pool plummet.
Pete 
  Vote    
Cheeky cassette tape switch.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
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