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Reviews by 'The Nige'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
310
reviews published to date.
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smiths. Lots of Smiths.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Insomnia (2002)
'Sleepless In Alaska'.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
The Ice Age Cometh.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Lock the sodding birdcage.
Jul 3, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Village, The (2004)
Little blind yellow hood.
Aug 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Film noir in colour.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helm Deep in orcs.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
'Independence Day' with snow.
Jul 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Mummy, The (1999)
Raiders of Lost Pyramid.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Transformers (2007)
Planes change and Autobots.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Splash (1984)
Hanks takes a fishwife.
May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
More Darth Maul needed.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scotland has bad toilets.
Sep 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
300 (2006)
300 Spartans, 1800 abs.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Howard The Duck (1986)
Beastiality! What the duck?!!
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley has ugly baby.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Falling Down (1993)
DFENS turns to Ofens.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Walken Rock(s), others roll.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Barbarella (1968)
Intergallactic slut shags many.
Sep 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Bumback Mountain.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Red Eye (2005)
Craven's Fly Hard.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Robocop (1987)
Tinman: armed and dangerous.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Withnail & I (1987)
Winter tip: Deep Heat.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Porn + glue = painful mixture.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Big bunny twists time.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Go (1999)
Don't touch lap dancers.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
How To Keep From Catching VD (1971)
STDs are a b-itch.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eye spies ring's end.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
Pauper, rich bird, ICEBERG.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Airplane! (1980)
Don't call Neilson Shirley!
Sep 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Rose petals, old perv.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Deja Vu (2006)
Denzel is history.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Inside Man (2006)
Clive left behind.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Minis evade Roman police.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Out Of Sight (1998)
Copper falls for robber.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ring, The (2002)
Dying to watch this.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
American Psycho (2000)
Book is more horrific.
Jun 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
Royale with Chiffre.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Eraser (1996)
Caan't erase old Arnie.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean in Bond's suit.
May 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Coming To America (1988)
Prince's princess in Queens.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Faculty, The (1998)
Invasion of school snatchers.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hulk (2003)
Mean, green AngLee machine.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin steals family photos.
Nov 2, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
One, The (2001)
Jet Li: little spacehopper.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
The Pearl's a-Kracken.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Afro cardied cop's 'sugar'-rush.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Tremors (1990)
Sandworms love Bacon's smell.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
51st State, The (2001)
Yank, scousers, kilt, guns.
May 16, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman - (Burton + Keaton) = CRAP.
Jul 16, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Same shit, different building.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Western: made in Japan.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Snatch (2000)
Yanks, cockneys, diamonds, pikeys.
May 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X2 (2003)
Nightcrawler infiltrates White House.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Skateboard, plutonium, lifejacket, Delorean.
Jun 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Delorean destoyed by time-train.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Old lady kitchen band.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
Hell's gateway: bowling alley?
Apr 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Cops, robbers, vamps, gore.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Monster baby surprises Syndrome.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Sharky munches ketchup mouth.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Swords, anime, Pussy Wagon.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill gets palmed off.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Bruce's 4th inVESTment.
Jul 22, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Fantasy faun fells fascist.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Seven Years In Tibet (1997)
Dilly Dalai in Tibet.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
A-sexual puppets get jiggy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood avenges 'ladyhouse' knifeman.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Villainy vanquished, V victorious.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robots mixed with fairytales.
May 13, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Future meets the past.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bad Boys II (2003)
Loose canons lose plot.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Be Cool (2005)
ROCK n' roll Shorty.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude bowls with Jesus.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blade II (2002)
Vamps, swords, blood, jaws.
Apr 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade: Trinity (2004)
New kids do Drac.
Dec 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Adventures in the closet.
Jan 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Craft, The (1996)
Teen witches: evil bitches.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crash (2004)
Starts, ends with Crash.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Thing: heart of stone.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Landlord issue smackdown.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Villagers use Hi Karate.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smith'd Neo bargains peace.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Memento (2000)
Beginning = end, end = beginning.
Jun 11, 2002
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Cyclops, furball, chase toddler.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Dysfunctional Royal family.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years to freedom.
Aug 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Webslinger kicks green ass.
Jun 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Wimp pervs after sister.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Superhero and big hair.
May 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie (1999)
Horny teens bone MILF.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Halucenagens send Gotham Batty.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Jedi Batman: Darker Knight.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death's crap at Battleships.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Cell, The (2000)
Lopez chases comatose psycho.
Sep 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka's dark (chocolate) childhood.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Junior photographer snaps gangs.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Man-gina helps horrors.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Kaufman's memory harry Carrey.
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Doom gets Four play.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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