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Constantine (2005) |
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Film rated 3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Billed Ted's exorcist adventure. |
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| Reeves = Devil's Advocate (again)! |
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| Keanu, Satan, in rematch. |
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| Keanu's second bogus journey. |
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| Constantine needs constant nicotine. |
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| Less 'Hellblazer', Moore 'Matrix'. |
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| Keanu corrupts Catholic customs. |
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| Hell's point, Keanu break(s)! |
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| Devil's Swedish? Knew it! |
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| Damned Reeves fights imbalance. |
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| Angela's battle; Devil's advocate. |
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| Keanu visits demonic zone. |
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| Water enables Hellish interludes. |
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| Gabrielle loses her wings. |
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| Ted's Hexellent adventure. |
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| Constantine reflects on demons. |
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| Constantine = Matrix + Hellboy. |
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| Cop's Weisz to Constantine. |
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| Keanu works hellish schedule. |
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| Demons visit bowling alley. |
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| The Matrix with Monsters! |
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| Wisecracking demonologist's hellspawn sparring. |
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| Hell attempts hostile take-over. |
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| Lucifer plays with Lighter. |
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| Satan wants Constantine's soul. |
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| Desperate Devil cures cancer. |
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| Damned exorcist finds redemption. |
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| Keanu versus Lucifer? Whoa! |
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| Constantine is feeling Weisz. |
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| Keanu deems demons doomed. |
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| Keanu + sorcery = Devil's Rejects. |
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| Hell's gateway: bowling alley? |
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| Stormare's Satan cures Keanu. |
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| Reeves, Weisz seek piece? |
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| Hellraiser plays Hellblazer. |
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| Keanu smokes. Gabriel burns. |
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| The Matrix (divine) Retributions. |
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| Rachel's twin is apocalyptic. |
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| Keanu smokes Satan's spawn. |
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| Gabriel gets wings clipped. |
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| Gabriel saves through 'betrayal'. |
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| Keanu sucker punches angel. |
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| Mouthy coughie Reeves fights. |
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| Reeves sees dead.. demons. |
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| Reeves is Purgatory Protector. |
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| Evil confronted; Keanu deified. |
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| Neo-classic demon slayfest. |
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| Keanu's hellish adventure. |
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| Cranky Reeves chases demons. |
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| Keanu chases everyone's demons. |
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| Twin psychics + spear = Satan. |
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| Ghostbusters + Matrix = Oh dear... |
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| Arch-angel arranges apocalypse. |
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| Hellish Detective comes back. |
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| Weisz investigates twin's death. |
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| Reeves portrays occult ubermensch. |
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| Constantine unravels Mephistophelean intrigue. |
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| Find Constantine...Weisz move! |
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| Teen sidekick constantly annoying. |
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| Constantine's confounded, reviled, redeemed. |
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| Heaven believes Keanu Reeves. |
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| Dreary, dumb demon hunter. |
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| Satan occupies Unocal's headquarters. |
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| Matrix given religious remake. |
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