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Reviews by 'The Nige'
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with a total of
310
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Swords, anime, Pussy Wagon.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Smiths. Lots of Smiths.
May 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Matrix, The (1999)
Pre-Neo reality: virtual.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Don Cheadle's accent sucks.
Feb 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Crash (2004)
Starts, ends with Crash.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Vegas weekend drugs bender.
Aug 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
Illiterate hitman 'cleans' police.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Blokes, jokes, guns, porn.
May 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Trend-setting bullet-time.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
19 years to freedom.
Aug 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Webslinger kicks green ass.
Jun 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Bruce, terrorists, hostages, explosions.
Jun 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Dark helmet reveals identity.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Nightcrawler infiltrates White House.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Rose petals, old perv.
Jun 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Desperado (1995)
Guns, Mexicans, more guns.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Brad, Ed, fight, mayhem.
Apr 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride slices and dices.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Dapper Dan chases treasure.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Seven sins, divine movie.
May 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Brats, Canada, Satan, Sadaam.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Book is more horrific.
Jun 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bad Boys II (2003)
Loose canons lose plot.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Jedi Batman: Darker Knight.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Pretend friends annoy nutbag.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Eddie chases LA crim.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blade (1998)
Hybrid prevents vamp apocolypse.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Amnesiac chases his predators.
Sep 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Holy Grail: Jesus' girl.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Opus Dei(ty) had kids.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Die Another Day (2002)
Bond destroys ice hotel.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Independence Day (1996)
Smith nukes bastard aliens.
Jul 5, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill gets palmed off.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Cyclops, furball, chase toddler.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Harryhousen-esque Scorpion King speared.
Jul 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Fantasy faun fells fascist.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Beardy slayers destroy monster.
Aug 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Afro cardied cop's 'sugar'-rush.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Hypnosis causes clairvoyance.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Superman Returns (2006)
Superman Returns for superboy.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Halle Berry's knockers. Great!
Jan 10, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Unforgiven (1992)
Eastwood avenges 'ladyhouse' knifeman.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Porn + glue = painful mixture.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Scott Evil goes bald.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Halucenagens send Gotham Batty.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Big boobs bounce beautifully.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Time travelling no-brainer.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Blade II (2002)
Vamps, swords, blood, jaws.
Apr 16, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
007: Bond 21, blonde.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka's dark (chocolate) childhood.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Conspiracy: a Dei's work.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Cracked code, Neveu conspiracy.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Deep Impact (1998)
Slow burn meteor apocalypse.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
High kicks, fake hands.
May 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fargo (1996)
Simple kidnap gone wrong.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
No-brainer likes running.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Italian Job, The (1969)
Minis evade Roman police.
Mar 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eye spies ring's end.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Prophetic bug-man calls Gere.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Payback (1999)
Porter shoots everyone.
Aug 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Recruit, The (2003)
Fake NOC tests teacher.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Rotoscoped Reeves's 'substance' abuse.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Water melts evil aliens.
Oct 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Ghost doctor, child medium.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Snatch (2000)
Yanks, cockneys, diamonds, pikeys.
May 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Wimp pervs after sister.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Routh's Superman = Reeve's ghost.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Trading Places (1983)
Lives changed for $1.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scotland has bad toilets.
Sep 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Transformers (2007)
Vehicles Prime'd to Transform.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
V For Vendetta (2006)
V's Verbiage reVeals Valour.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
X-Men (2000)
Battle for mutant supremecy.
Aug 28, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
300 (2006)
300 Spartans, 1800 abs.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
300 (2006)
Spartans fight in shade.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Skateboard, plutonium, lifejacket, Delorean.
Jun 17, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Big Daddy (1999)
Sonny's fun sunshine son.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death's crap at Battleships.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Bed-ridden Washington catches killer.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
City Of God (2002)
Junior photographer snaps gangs.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Same shit, different building.
Jun 18, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
When angels go bad.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Falling Down (1993)
DFENS turns to Ofens.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Ancient stones destroy evil.
Jun 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Cops, robbers, vamps, gore.
Aug 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Rival assassin talk battle.
Aug 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Insomnia (2002)
Lack of sleep kills.
May 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Insomnia (2002)
'Sleepless In Alaska'.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Jaws (1975)
Sharky munches ketchup mouth.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
War veteran = samurai rookie.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Cruise seeks non-existent evidence.
Jul 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Knightley moon reveals pirates.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Arnie vs ugly muvvaf*!@.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Red Eye (2005)
Craven's Fly Hard.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Bad Hanks saves son.
Oct 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Gibbo sees crop circles.
Oct 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Hookers, heroes, Bastard; Yellow.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminators fight. Terminators die.
Aug 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Transformers (2007)
Classic cartoon rePrimed.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
True Romance (1993)
The King likes Clarence.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bruce, Madeline save future.
Sep 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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