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Jurassic Park III (2001) |
| 75 reviews |
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Film rated 2.4 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.4 / 5)
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| Dinosaurs want lunch, T�a. |
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| Franchise close to extinction. |
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| Spin on sequel: Spinosaurus. |
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| Lock the sodding birdcage. |
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| Undigested cell phone alerts. |
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| Raptors engage in conversation. |
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| Dinos return, Spielberg MIA. |
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| Paraglider has InGen trouble. |
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| Dino enjoys airplane service. |
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| Pterrifed of pteranodons. |
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| Raptors communicate! Scriptwriters don't. |
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| Paleontologist tricked to island. |
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| Digestion-proof mobile phone. |
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| Shitty cell phone service. |
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| Pterodactyls (p)terrify (p)Tea. Phooey. |
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| Third Jurassic, dino-snore. |
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| Moneysaurus farce completes trilogy. |
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| Mobile survives Spinosaurus digestion. |
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| Pterodactyls seek fourth installment. |
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| TRex meets jurassic match. |
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| Dinosaurs Granted access again. |
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| Dinosaur park goes extinct. |
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| Dinosaur has annoying ringtone. |
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| Leave the island already. |
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| Stop messing with dinosaurs! |
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| Sorna almost Grant's tomb. |
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| Neill fooled into returning. |
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| Smart dinos: final course. |
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| Can't clone Spielberg's success. |
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| Unintentional hilarity: talking raptors. |
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| Paragliding kid visits dinosaurs. |
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| Dino food aerial delivery. |
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| T-Rex urine harvested, used. |
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| Crocodile eats tyrannosaur. |
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| 21st-Century CGIosauri. (Sorry!) |
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| Raptors very social creatures. |
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| Neill rescues lying tourists. |
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| Joe Johnston's Jurassic journey. |
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| Dinosaur, 'Phone's for you!'. |
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| Spinosaurus bites. Family reunites. |
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| Fear the quivering waterglass... |
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| Neill escapes alternate island. |
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| Neill rescues dinosaur fodder. |
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| Plane crash = dino snack. |
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| Jurassic era relives extinction. |
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| Grant: dinosaur bait, switch. |
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| Thrillseekers seek lost son. |
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| Dern/ Neill return... why? |
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