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		| Bloom has Swann, Knightley. |  
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		| Skinny Keira seeks chest. |  
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		| Sparrow ruffles more feathers. |  
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		| Keira finally with chest. |  
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		| Keira's chest finally Bloom's? |  
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		| Pirates of the Caribbe-again. |  
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		| Beard: well Nighy impossible. |  
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		| Sparrow enters monster's beak. |  
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		| Nighy effectively Depp-defying. |  
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		| Sparrow: Rum, Maybelline, seafood. |  
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		| Bootstrap returns from Deppths. |  
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		| Carribean there, done that. |  
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		| Davy's chesty, Knightley not. |  
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		| Chest bigger than Knightley's. |  
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		| Bridal gown absorbs seamen. |  
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		| Knightley, Depp try bondage. |  
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		| Davy's crew = seafood platter. |  
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		| Jack Sparrow. Kracken. Skulls. |  
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		| Orlando plays with tentacles. |  
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		| Depp pursued by calamari. |  
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		| Sparrow becomes a swallow. |  
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		| Cannibals don't know Jack. |  
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		| Bootstrap becomes Barnacle Bill. |  
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		| Pirates sequel no treasure. |  
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		| Kraken consumes cavalier Captain. |  
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		| Return of the Mascaramouche. |  
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		| Buccaneer-death experience. |  
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		| Pirates battle calamari duo. |  
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		| Depp needs Bloom, Knightley. |  
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		| Depp avoids Flying Dutchman. |  
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		| Kiera's Orlando's Land Ho! |  
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		| Bootstrap / Will meet again. |  
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		| Spiced Depp, unusually tasty. |  
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		| Roast Sparrow with paprika. |  
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		| Kraken retreats, Depp charges. |  
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		| Davey Jones' Heartfelt Locker. |  
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		| Depp unlocks captured hearts. |  
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		| The natives are Jack-less. |  
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		| Moral compass sadly lacking. |  
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		| Depp, Bloom pirates again. |  
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		| Nighy, Knightly's second film. |  
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		| Knightley better in drag. |  
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		| Mincing mariner, rebounding main. |  
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		| Will, dead man's property. |  
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		| Cannibals cook conning captain. |  
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		| Franchise hits the doldrums. |  
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		| Davey Jones catches Sparrow. |  
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		| Soldiers interrupt Blooming wedding. |  
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		| Kraken eats Gilbert Grape. |  
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		| Jack attack, squiddie's back! |  
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		| Back stabbing Jack's Back. |  
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		| Knightly betrays Depp/Bloom. |  
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		| Depp gets Keira's kiss-off. |  
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		| Nighy's pirate makes music. |  
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		| Pirates like Depp's chest. |  
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		| Depp's Sparrow sails again. |  
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		| Sparrow worries about afterlife. |  
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		| Depp defying piracy doubled. |  
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		| Cannibal leader Depp-osed. |  
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		| Johnny Depp: Sparrow kebab. |  
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		| Bootstrap has dicey future. |  
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		| Knightley feeds Kraken Johnnycakes. |  
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