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Reviews by 'gothhenge'
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with a total of
220
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh: 'Liev me alone!'
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Dr3amworks milks ogr3 franchis3.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton becomes Pitt fighter.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Eight cherished, one perished.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Androgynous Pan beats Hook.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner makes little splash.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Fudge packer eliminates kids.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Talking pussy galore.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Collateral (2004)
Death cab for Cruise-y.
May 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Bar babe finally sings.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Global warming causes freeze.
May 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Purple rhino, dark comedy.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Good Will hunts sinners.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Big Hand Luke.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Just One Of The Guys (1985)
Surprise! Terry's got tits!
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mallrats (1995)
Fart during blowjob? Ouch.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Jolie Pitted against husband.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spice World (1997)
Zig-a-zig blah.
May 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Old chick seduces Picard.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Ridley Scott / Giger masterpiece.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Superglue is NOT lube!
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Assassin, The (1993)
Fonda's Nikita scores hit.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Knight (2001)
Martin in shining armor.
May 14, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey answers knee-mail.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Talking felines, canines battle.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob's longest monologue.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Clerks curse. Classic.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Reese's cherry cruelly popped.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Doom (2005)
Rock scores multiple frags.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Morons misplace motor.
May 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Love's labors, memories lost.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Family Stone, The (2005)
Parker receives stony reception.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Jovovich learns fake language.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Millionaire moron on bench.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Go (1999)
Pulp Fiction + ecstasy = Go.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's Basilisk terrorizes Hogwarts.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hidalgo (2004)
Mortensen's equine snooze-fest.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indiana's canine namesake revealed.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Priest, Indy steal hearts.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Juwanna Mann (2002)
She's got (basket)balls!
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Dreadlocked noncorporeal twins attack.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo's first excellent adventure.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams crosses into nannyhood.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Mr. Presidents framed, friends.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Virginal Barrymore's kiss televised.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Office Space (1999)
Slacker gets promotion, Aniston.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Dial M for Mortensen.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Glover vs. Predator.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Wonder Years' sick day.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop loses an ear.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Green loves long snake.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Saved! (2004)
Macauley bangs hot Jew.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Good Will hunts Nazis.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Serving Sara (2002)
Sara, you got served.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mountain town: uncle-fucked.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Starfleet uniform material: polyester.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Jesus' sleight of hand.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Back to Stewie's future.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Rain Man in drag.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twins (1988)
Governator's twin: DeVito.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Waiting... (2005)
Tip waiter... or else.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Williams dies, cries, flies.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Griffith works window office.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
Diesel: extreme sports Bond.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Cell phone interrupts coitus.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler catches forgetful Barrymore.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
'Wedding Singer' redux, amnesia.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Abyss, The (1989)
Deep diver breathes liquid.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Airheads (1994)
Rebels rock radio riot.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alex And Emma (2003)
Cubans motivate apathetic author.
Aug 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ryder: Ripley-in-training.
May 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Elizabeth causes premature ejaculation.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pie fucker gets hitched.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Analyse That (2002)
DeNiro back on couch...
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Analyse This (1999)
DeNiro on the couch.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'It's' man introduces show.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Animatrix, The (2003)
Matrix redesigned: cartoon overhaul.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
AristoCats, The (1970)
Feisty feline baits stray.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator/ human buddy flick.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Mispronounced 'gigawatt' confuses Marty.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
DeLorean gets hover upgrade.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Stove as bulletproof vest.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Beautician And The Beast, The (1997)
Fran beautifies beastly dictator.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bedazzled (2000)
Devilish Hurley (be)dazzles Fraser.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Billy's hot for teacher.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise as wheelchaired veteran.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
'Donnie Darko' does dudes.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher's 'escapist' literature, film.
May 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Miners argue music theory.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Casino (1995)
Scorsese's fucking bloody Vegas.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casper (1995)
Ricci sees dead people.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cell, The (2000)
J.Lo explores dream world.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton remakes chocolate movie.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Angelic babes save day.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck's proposed solution: threesome.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Clueless (1995)
Stoner, diva get makeovers.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clueless (1995)
Fashionable female seduces stepbrother.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Craft, The (1996)
Emo girls wield magic.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crow, The (1994)
Goth kid's avian revenge.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Brown's opus on screen.
May 14, 2006
Unscored
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