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Reviews by 'Seigiryu'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
667
reviews published to date.
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Really the Last Crusade.
Apr 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
X-Men (2000)
McKellen has magnetic personality.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Batman (1989)
Nicholson joking, Keaton batty.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Pulp War Fiction.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Little Miss Super Freak.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
'We will joust you!'.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant catches copycat.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Where The Heart Is (2000)
Pregnant Padme in Wal-Mart.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Cure for Common Mutations.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Crippled Cruise through Vietnam.
Jun 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Bettany kicks own ass.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Night Shift (1982)
Brothel dead at night.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rear Window (1954)
Crippled Jimmy witnesses murder.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Kurosawa's epic has edge.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)
More Sin, same City.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Stand By Me (1986)
Four boys, one body.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Bloodsport (1988)
Damme American wins kumite.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Blow Job (1963)
Getting ahead, Warhol style.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Damon Bourne third time.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Western makes critics gay.
May 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Chocolate War, The (1988)
Catholics force chocolate sales.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Passion of the Aslan.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Conversation, The (1974)
Hackman's recording proves deadly.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Plenty in Las Vegas.
Dec 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dr. No (1962)
Bond tries some Honey.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
First Blood (1982)
Rocky goes commando.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry and Myrtle bathe.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
General Zod frightens Murphy.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
I Heart Huckabees (2004)
Universe is a blanket.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy's trip to India.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
L.A. Confidential (1997)
Basinger bangs two cops.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
McClane dances the jig.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
'Show me the Katanas!'.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Bond battles Count Dooku.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Missing, The (2003)
Jones: whitest Indian alive.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Connery says 'Thunderball' again.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Platoon (1986)
Dafoe dies like Christ.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Poseidon (2006)
Mr. Holland's underwater Opus.
May 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald really ugly duckling.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rambo III (1988)
Rambo and Taliban: Pals.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rock, The (1996)
Connery escapes twice.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey fights venomous villains.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Bond listens to Bach.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin's tantrums are murder.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Supergirl (1984)
Superman's cousin is hot.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Superman III (1983)
Superman uprights Pisa's tower.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Syriana (2005)
George Clooney Strikes Oil.
Dec 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
007 drinks Russo's wine.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Timecop (1994)
Damme time travel!
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Titanic (1997)
Kate's diamond, Jack's ship.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz's Star Wars Moment.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Seagal unbeatable in kitchen.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Conversations about cunt.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Bates bears all.
Jun 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Jasmine rides Aladdin's carpet.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
All The Pretty Horses (2000)
Bourne goes below border.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Always (1989)
Mr. Holland takes flight.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Am�lie (2001)
French kisses, foreign gnomes.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Beauty (1999)
The King nails Bening.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Dreamz (2006)
Quaid dumb like Dubya.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American President, The (1995)
President Douglas does Lobbyist.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
American Splendor (2003)
A comic about cancer.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Amistad (1997)
Presidential Hopkins, revolting slaves.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Joker consoles Happy Gilmore.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Apocalypse Now (Redux) (1979)
Kurtz's craziness longer now.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Die Hard on Asteroid.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Auteur Theory, The (1999)
Murder at film festival.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)
Antonio's acting lacks sever-ely.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1966)
Batman battles rogues gallery.
Aug 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Caesar's plan monkey wrenched.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Souza and sisters search.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Souza, Bruno rescue grandson.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude's quest for rug.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big Momma's House (2000)
Lawrence's 'The Nutty Grandma'.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Break-Up, The (2006)
Swinger, Friend break up.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bringing Up Baby (1938)
Hepburn's wild, spotted pussy.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (1967)
Bond's Casino Comedy.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck lays with lesbian.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chatterbox (1977)
Talking vagina causes trouble.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Welles lost in childhood.
Dec 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Osment hard to bear.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Caged Li battles dozens.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Crimson Tide (1995)
Denzel prevents nuclear apocalypse.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Real Crow really dead.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Cheney knockoff becomes President.
Jul 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Death Warrant (1990)
Damme undercover in prison.
May 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)
Walker, Columbian Ranger.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay Godfather robs bank.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Double Impact (1991)
Two Dammes, One Girl.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Downfall (2004)
Nazis kill Hitler's dog.
Jan 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dragon Lives Again, The (1977)
Bruce, Popeye fight Bond.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Young Batman in Orient.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Vin steals fast cars.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Firewall (2006)
Indy's identity is stolen.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Bond goes spelunking.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forever Young (1992)
Mel frozen in time.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Zemeckis' box of Oscars.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Frailty (2001)
Paxton's serial killings holy.
Jun 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Kingsley gets some salt.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Garfield: A Tail Of Two Kitties (2006)
Garfield tastes palace life.
Jun 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
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