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Reviews by 'silly'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
884
reviews published to date.
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Fluffer, The (2001)
Work hard, get raise.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Death Race 2000 (1975)
Axles of Evil.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny and the Jet.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Alive (1993)
New players aren't seasoned.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Lolita (1962)
Lyon: about her age.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Simple plot, gripping climax.
Jan 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Mission: Impossumable.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
252nd guy left disappointed.
Mar 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg harmed during filming.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
United 93 (2006)
Universal profits from terrorism.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Adam And Eve (1912)
No mother-in-law!
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Titanic (1997)
Captain breaks the ice.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Crouching trucker, hidden demons.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Urine (1999)
Bladder 49.
Jan 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Annoying teapot spouts advice.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(18)
Digital Penis (2000)
Condom: pop-up blocker.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
King Kong (2005)
The Wrath of Kong.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
United 93 (2006)
Passengers plow Pennsylvania.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Alive (1993)
Team joker tastes funny.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Chicken Run (2000)
Escaping in clucking flurry.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
'flirt' leads to 'fornication'.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Face/Off (1997)
Cage/Travolta's 'Freaky Friday'.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Plot moves in spurts.
Mar 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Hostel (2005)
Hostel environment for visitors.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Swordfish (2001)
Hacker ogles black Berry.
Apr 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Trainspotting (1996)
Renton scores, shoots, leaves.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson has best lines.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Hulk (2003)
Bruce's shorts always fit.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Island, The (2005)
Lincoln's Run.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
King Kong (1933)
Kong won't eat girlfriend.
Nov 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Midnight Express (1978)
Billy dislikes Turkish prison.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Meet the Froggers.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Triple Shreks.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Knockers help reanimate tissue.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Bread, My Sweet, The (2001)
A kneady relationship.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Fleecing John Malkovich.
Feb 7, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Frida (2002)
Frida not crippled sexually.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Super Mini Cooper caper.
Nov 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Vizzini is inconceivably funny.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
United 93 (2006)
Airplane 911.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Cheaper By 1.5 Dozen.
Dec 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris mounts film career.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
The Bachelor in Paris.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(13)
Chicken Little (2005)
A Little credibility problem.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Aslan Begins.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Commitments, The (1991)
'Black' Irish find soul.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Flintstone Kids' Just Say No Special, The (1988)
Flintstones Vitamins still ok?
Dec 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Heaven Can Wait (1978)
God a football fan?
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Hostel (2005)
Little Hostel of horrors.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Sequel called 'Hotel Darfur'.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Whos apparently heavy sleepers.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Into The Blue (2005)
Alba in a bikini.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Jack Frost (1998)
Boy chills with dad.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
King Kong (2005)
Kong wins NYC trip.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Courtney: 'Finally, some quiet!'.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo misplaces family heirloom.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Lord Of War (2005)
Hell hath dough, Yuri.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Lost In Space (1998)
Robinson's need 'OnStar' service.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Madagascar (2005)
Penguins steal ship, show.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Camelot' apparently silly place.
Dec 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
No Direction Home: Bob Dylan (2005)
Dylan Un-Unplugged.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Sahara (2005)
You unearthed my battleship!
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The Sith gets deeper.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
United 93 (2006)
Allah interrupts flight.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl In 3-D, The (2005)
She's hot, he's wet.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Airport '77 (1977)
Sinking feeling ruins flight.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Alive (1993)
Yum! Uruguayan take out!
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Gaston not big enough.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(12)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
I, Chihuahua.
Mar 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Cocoon (1985)
Brimley sows his oats.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Daughter From Danang (2002)
Danang, she's pretty!
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Digital Penis (2000)
Analog penis now outdated.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Eight Below (2006)
Seagull: another white meat.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Face/Off (1997)
Woo's theatrical about face.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Fritz The Cat (1972)
The Revolution starts 'meow'.
Nov 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Hogwarts gang discover sex.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Global warming cartoon fun!
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Island, The (2005)
Win lottery and die.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Island, The (2005)
Cloning and product placement.
Jan 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
King Kong (1933)
Kong likes little girls.
Nov 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
King Kong (2005)
Kong remains the same.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett apparently is nearsighted.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
March Of The Anal Sadistic Warrior (1998)
A Bugger's Life.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Walk, belly, long walk.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Knight finds Arthur disarming.
Dec 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Black's wrestling: nun-inspired.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Poseidon (2006)
Hope floats, flips, sinks.
May 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Poseidon (2006)
Snake's on a boat.
May 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Stallone's Viagra infomercial.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Tim can lick balls.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
Long drive for Coors.
Nov 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Belligerent bugs blast battalions.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Tarzan (1999)
Gorillas sing campy song.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Thing, The (1982)
A Thinging person's film.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Thirteen (2003)
Holly discovers daughter's piercing.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman dropped by network.
Dec 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Biologist Jennifer great asset.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
United 93 (2006)
Leave it to Beamer.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Bunnies sucked, later blown.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy leads peasant rebellion.
Nov 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
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