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Reviews by 'Dust Puppy'
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with a total of
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Learn grammar, Yoda must.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(20)
I, Robot (2004)
Danger, Will Smith, Danger.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Clueless (1995)
Silverstone plays Paris Hilton.
May 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Company's employees get Lay-ed.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Juniper berries feed thousands.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Hand grenade from God.
May 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Parrot, Albatross take LA.
May 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Blue milk = strong Jedi.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Salamander leads Rebel charge.
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Another Clinton-esque cover-up example.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Captain Ron (1992)
Sloshed seadog sets sail.
May 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe crushes cowardly Caesar.
May 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarface gets wizard's wand.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Dorky Depp does Devil.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Shaft as bad-ass Jedi.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin = Man on Fire.
May 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wild Things (1998)
Champagne and Denise's breasts.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Stein's repetition still funny.
May 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Mint makes man messy.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mystery Men (1999)
Invisible Boy flashes friends.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Mystery Men (1999)
Sphinx = Master of obvious.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Lord Vader says 'woo-hoo'?
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Fresh Fruit Self-defense.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Collateral (2004)
Taxi Driver whacks Hitman.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harris' last Dumbledore appearance.
May 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
National Treasure (2004)
Poor DaVinci Code wanna-be.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Rat Race (2001)
Cuba drives Lucys crazy.
May 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Jammed printer = stress reliever.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Step Brothers (2008)
Bunk beds = bad idea.
Mar 4, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Truman (1995)
Sinise's Truman: First rate.
May 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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