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Reviews by 'bennyr81'
Current status of
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with a total of
2423
reviews published to date.
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nut tries to bolt.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(55)
National Scrabble Championship, The (2004)
B(3)-O(1)-R(1)-I(1)-N(1)-G(2)=9.
Jul 8, 2005
Unscored
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(46)
King And I, The (1956)
Singing in the reign.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(41)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Cool Handless Luke.
May 31, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(41)
Mulan (1998)
Chinatoon.
May 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(39)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The whole nine inches.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Royale with Cleese.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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(33)
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty almost a motherf---er.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(30)
Blow (2001)
The Thin White Line.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Story of Hand Solo.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
French Connection II (1975)
Popeye le jailor man.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(29)
Singin' In The Rain (1952)
Gene. Pool.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(29)
Sex And Zen (1992)
The Dirty Do Zen.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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(28)
Beheading Chinese (1903)
Chop Suey.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Frida (2002)
La Frida Loca.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Nicole: Ewan me, babe.
May 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(27)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Mannequin Skywalker.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Animal Farm (1954)
Orwell's Notorious P.I.G.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Terminator, The (1984)
DIE. Robot.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Panic Room (2002)
Foster vs Forest.
Jun 18, 2005
Unscored
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(24)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Manchu-ster United.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
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(24)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
PMTV.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(24)
You've Got Mail (1998)
H@nks finds fe-mail.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
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(24)
Animal House (1978)
The Frat Pack.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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(23)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dog-eat-world dog.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
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(22)
Calendar Girls (2003)
The Antique Broads show.
Apr 2, 2007
Unscored
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(22)
Whisky Galore! (1949)
Scotch on the rocks.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
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(22)
Am�lie (2001)
Metro Gnome.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Birdcage, The (1996)
The Fisher Queen.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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(21)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Grooms with a Hugh.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)
'Gorilla' warfare.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
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(21)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino's A to Zed.
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Jerusalem (1996)
Land of Rising Son.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Secretary (2002)
James Bondage.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
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(20)
Straight Story, The (1999)
The lawnmower man.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Bourne Identity-Taker.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Geometry Part 1: Standard Deviants, The (1999)
Sine Language.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Killer Condom (1996)
Johnny Rotten.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Misery (1990)
Caan write, caan't walk.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Mary, Mary, quite Cum-Hair-y.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Wall Street (1987)
Gekko makes Bud wiser.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
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(19)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Kings cereal-killer thriller.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Brooklyn Fridge.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Daddy Day Scare.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Murder gives Harrelson woody.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
No Trams To Lime Street (1959)
End of the Lime.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Spellbound (2002)
National Spelling B..O..R..I..N..G.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Wayne's World (1992)
Schwing Lowe schweet Carrere.
May 20, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Attack of clones...dude.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Car-maggedon.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Yankee doodle Dundee.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Forty Years Of Fuck (2005)
F word film review.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)
Mini-meat.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Metropolis (1927)
Science Fritzion.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Robocop (1987)
Murphy's Law.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
Blacula.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(17)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Lights, camera and CUT.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
In COLD blood.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Johnny moronic.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
An affair to dismember.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(16)
Cruising (1980)
Homo-cide.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Dognapper, The (1934)
Snoop doggy...rob.
May 16, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Emmanuelle Goes Japanese (1976)
Ho-down in little Tokyo.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
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(16)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Blues sways Shue.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando's rage against Ma-Sheen.
May 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Casino Royale (1967)
Pseud007.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Cocoon (1985)
Bold age pensioners.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Crash (2004)
LA's Ride and Prejudice.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
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(15)
Life Of Brian (1979)
ECLEESEiastic comedy.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Lost Boys, The (1987)
Teether Sutherland.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Mis�rables, Les (1998)
Rush in revolution (French).
May 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Office Space (1999)
Milton's Paradise Found.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Sith Apprentice (2005)
The emperor's new clones.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
Stuart Little (1999)
Marty McMouse.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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(15)
XXx (2002)
Cop goes the Diesel.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(15)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
The Motorcar Diaries.
May 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Chocolat (2000)
Bunch of cocoa-nuts.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Gonzo's 1971 Spaced-out Odyssey.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Carrion Dancing.
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Stallone's Grime and Gunishment.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Pleasantville (1998)
Sex brightens up picture.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(14)
Turkish Wizard Of Oz, The (1971)
Follow Yellow Silk Road.
Aug 5, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Warriors, The (1979)
NYC: the big grapple.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Addiction, The (1995)
Peina in the neck.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Natural Bourne K-III-ler.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Dr. No (1962)
Bond sieze No, evil.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Cats...no wait 'Pussy'.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett the Harlot.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(13)
It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004)
This Is Vinyl Tap.
Jun 9, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Maradona (2006)
From Boca to Coca.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Matrix, The (1999)
One knows kung fu.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)
A.C.E. Venture.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Revenge of the Sith-allus.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
What Women Want (2000)
Mad Maxine.
Jun 1, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Teenag-ing of the shrew.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Nip and Buck.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(12)
Cars (2006)
A Buggy's Life.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Mask, The (1994)
The Ipciss File.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo's The Zion King.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(12)
Of Mice And Men (1992)
Simple Being: John Malkovich.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
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