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Love them 70's films
Reviews by 'Badbart'
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with a total of
1175
reviews published to date.
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Richard III (1995)
Ich bin K�nig Richard.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Abyss, The (1989)
Close encounter- deep kind.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Thermians saved by Thespians.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Sicko (2007)
Moore's 'Doc'-umentary.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
African adVentura.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Meg, Meg, and Meg.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall traffic is dead.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Titanic (1997)
Jack on the rocks...
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil sees infinite shadow.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Solaris (2002)
Clooney's Space Odyssey.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Mighty, The (1998)
Brain rides brawn.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader wins, hands down.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
True Grit (1969)
One-eyed Rooster.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Desperado (1995)
Dueling Guitars.
Jul 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Cop's lost gun degrading.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Edwards as pre-med geek.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Caine does better 'Job'.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Run Lola Run (1998)
100K Run.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Elmer Gantry (1960)
Unscrupulous Elmer fleeces flocks.
Sep 16, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Starman (1984)
Alien uses Magic Balls.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Flight Of The Navigator (1986)
Kontact for Kids.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jack's Back (1988)
Surviving Twin Pursues Ripper.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Owen: The sourpuss killer.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
The Great Raid (2005)
Brave rangers free POWs.
Oct 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
The Rapture (1991)
Mimi declines heavenly invitation.
May 7, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
It (1990)
Space bug = murder clown.
May 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Bert, Ernie's cinematic debut!
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rambo III (1988)
Osama-been-Ramboed.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Testament (1983)
Radiation slowly kills family.
Oct 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Obi Thumb Kenobi.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Brad does Homer. DOH!
May 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Blob, The (1988)
Strawberry jam gets even.
May 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hollywood Vs. Religion (1994)
Michael Medved's Holy Rail.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Undead Brits.
Apr 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
No 4rnold this time?
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Olivier's Heathcliff is unmatched.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
88 Minutes (2007)
Leelee copycats serial killer.
Oct 14, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Caviezel kills this Guy...
May 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Day After, The (1983)
Apocalypse interrupts football game.
Jul 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Pig poop powered polis.
Jul 2, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem 'Marshalls' amazing performance.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp Finds necRomance.
Apr 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Guide For The Married Man, A (1967)
Matthau schooled in adultery.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
King David (1985)
Gere's demoralizing diaper dance.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky III (1982)
Balboa becomes pitiful fool.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Trespass (1992)
Bill, Ice, Will, Ice.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Devilish deal damns Rourke.
May 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade II (2002)
Vampire killer gets fratricidal.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Mom dislikes leggy lamp.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Daydream Believers: The Monkees Story (2000)
Daydream believing we're Beatles.
Apr 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Domestic Disturbance (2001)
Stepdad Vince Outta Control.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Execution Of Czolgosz, With Panorama Of Auburn Prison (1901)
McKinley's killer permanently silenced.
Sep 20, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Hudson Dodo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Shoah (1985)
Holocaust documentary too long.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Refried Marv.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Smart People (2008)
Carnegie prof dates doctor.
Sep 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tank Girl (1995)
Mutant Ninja Kangaroos.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Wagner in 'hot' romance.
Apr 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Lotso lies to newcomers.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Live-action remake comes Close.
Apr 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Squid embraces Nemo's Sub.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bat*21 (1988)
Downed Glover awaits rescue.
Oct 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Batman, The (1943)
Batman defeats Japanese spy.
Jan 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Brainstorm (1983)
Military wants dream recorder.
Mar 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Fish'in, my ass!
Jul 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie gets pink nightmare.
Dec 17, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Contact (1997)
Fanatic blows up portal.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Evel Knievel (2004)
Evil TV Evel movie.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Flashpoint (1984)
Kristofferson uncovers assassination truth.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Frankenthumb (2002)
Thumbthing evil.
Oct 4, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gas, Food Lodging (1992)
Shade is desert dessert.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Help! (1965)
Beatles make 007 film.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
I Woke Up Early The Day I Died (1998)
Lunatic escapes in drag.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
In Which We Serve (1942)
The Life Raft Diaries.
Jun 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
Jessica discovers Vampire coven.
Sep 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Bwian thwown down woughly.
Feb 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Love Story (1970)
O'Neal's ultimate tear-jerker.
Feb 6, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Merchant Of Four Seasons, The (1972)
Hans drinks to death.
Aug 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Bowlful of British Humor.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Notorious (2009)
B.I.G. waste of time.
May 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paradise, Hawaiian Style (1966)
Elvis' aerial Hawaiian view.
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Planet, The (2006)
Crash survivors battle 'planet'.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Robocop (1987)
Sadistic Smith mutilates cop.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Video game: Rocky wins!
Nov 3, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Rutles, The (1978)
Nasty, Dirk, Stig, Barry.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Pinocchio's nose saves day.
Apr 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Slither (1973)
Black vans persue Caan.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Gooey black Spider.
May 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Sand in yer Spidey-eye.
Mar 29, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whale song saves Earth.
Mar 29, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Grant framed. Grace tamed.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Uncommon Valor (1983)
Hackman backs POW rescue.
Apr 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
United 93 (2006)
Passengers make Americans proud.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
We Own The Night (2007)
Bad brother becomes cop.
Oct 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Rules keep Columbus alive.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Dewey docks at Rock.
Sep 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
After Hours (1985)
Dunne suffers endless night.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Mena talks, Spacey balks.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Basic Training (1971)
Private Hickman gets berated.
Oct 12, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm (1993)
Gotham's mafia gets axed.
Jan 28, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
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