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Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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| Caviezel penetrates bad Guy. |
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| Guy steals Count's Memento. |
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| Convict 'Counts' the days. |
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| Dumas should seek revenge. |
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| Caviezel's pre-'Passion' Cristo. |
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| Count counts countless days. |
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| Caviezel's first 'cross' film. |
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| Guy wants Jim's Mercedes. |
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| Dantes' infernal Guy trouble. |
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| Count's goatee dupes Dumasses. |
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| Caviezel's character's a Dumas. |
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| Caviezel's creator: real Dumas. |
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| Caviezel Counts on revenge. |
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| French people talk Britishly. |
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| Mondego steals Dantes' beauty. |
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| Love, separation, swordfight, again. |
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| Moral: Money buys everything. |
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| Caviezel kills this Guy... |
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| Vengeance classic made stupid. |
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| Guy Pearce(s) nemesis's heart. |
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| Rags, riches, revenge, redemption. |
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| Caviezel befriends wrong Guy. |
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| Count exacts revenge... eventually. |
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| Passionate, action filled adventure. |
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| Revenge! Royally better book. |
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| Harris educates illiterate Count. |
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| Pearce plays Dum-ass swashbuckler . |
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| 'Moulin Rouge' with swords. |
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| Prisoner penetrates his sack. |
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| Dumbledore helps Jesus escape. |
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| Harris times escape poorly. |
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| Reynolds wraps Dumas chestnut. |
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| Guy Pearce-s his enemies. |
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| Dante avenges stolen life. |
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| Guy Pearce's hair- ANNOYING. |
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| Caviezel chases Mercedes love. |
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| Count seeks, buys revenge. |
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| Swordfighting, vengence, romance, spectacular. |
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| Money, education facilitate revenge. |
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| String ring proves loyalty. |
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| Caviezel buckles his swash. |
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| Caviezel learns anger management. |
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| Guy's treachery: Jim's account. |
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| Illiterate Caviezel spells well. |
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| Bearded, metallic, caradvertian nonsense. |
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| Glossy, souless Hollywood sausage. |
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| Escapee aristocrat seeks vengeance. |
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| Dumbledore tutors swordplay, philosophy. |
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| Guy's piercing sword-play. |
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| Guy's not Albert's daddy. |
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| Albert! Who's your daddy?! |
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| Shouldn't Count on Mondego. |
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| Prisoner Pearce avenges passion. |
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| Riches enrich revenge opportunities. |
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