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A fourword thinking guy.
Reviews by 'Whippersnapper.'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
8432
reviews published to date.
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Birds, The (1963)
Raven lunatics!
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(51)
Cinderella (1950)
Shoe must go on!
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(51)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Stars, cheese & Hutch.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(49)
Godfather, The (1972)
Michael eats, shoots, leaves.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(48)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Mecca'm laugh, Mecca'm laugh...
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(48)
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
Hey Michael, lighten up!
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(47)
Stuffing Sausage (1901)
Banger Management.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(47)
Patriot Games (1992)
Bean stalks Jack.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(45)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin on the ridiculous.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Look Back In Amber.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Barbarella (1968)
Lust In Space.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(43)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
I camembert being alone!
Jan 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(43)
Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Rocky Horror Picnic Show.
Mar 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(43)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Redskins on the warpath.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Chicago (2002)
Roxie, music.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Simple Twits Of Fate.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Turtle Recall.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(41)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Pup Fiction.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Citizen Kane (1941)
All sled and done.
Dec 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
A laugh a minaret.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Nixon (1995)
Here lies Richard Nixon.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Weighing Mutton (1901)
Just ewe weight!
Jan 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(39)
Airplane! (1980)
Unbearable Lightness of Boeing.
Jan 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Alien (1979)
Taloned & Ms Ripley.
Nov 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Big (1988)
Kid life crisis.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Godfather, The (1972)
Duvall's Advocate.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Goudafellas.
May 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Psycho (1960)
Deviation, from Norm.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Rope (1948)
Knot for the squeamish.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Funny? Depends on Mahmood.
Feb 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Winnie The Pooh And The Blustery Day (1968)
Typoohn.
Apr 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Corpse Bride (2005)
The bride is late...
Nov 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
Bean's available in Cannes.
Jan 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Assassination Of The Dog, The (1969)
The ultimate put-down.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(35)
Back To The Future (1985)
Time McFlys.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps (2002)
Broke back dismounting.
Nov 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
King David (1985)
That's Saul Folks!
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Madness Of King George, The (1994)
A King rants some.
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Story Of Cement, The (1978)
Great cast and sets.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Vertigo (1958)
Falling, in love, again.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Has Bacon been cured?
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Fruit of all evil.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Brazil (1985)
1985.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Cast Away (2000)
Sleeveless in sea atoll.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Frostitution.
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Ironically, boy fingers Jacko.
Nov 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Bunch of weird doughs.
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(34)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Where E-girl Dares.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Airplane! (1980)
Carry On Luggage.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Anty-hero.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps (2002)
This Is Spinal Snap.
Sep 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
A Merrick can dream.
Oct 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Moby Dick (1956)
Whale feels Peckish...
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
No, after ewe...
Dec 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Way French Bathing Girls Bathe, The (1899)
Eau-la-la.
Apr 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Team can't handle crosses.
Feb 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Assassination Of Trotsky, The (1972)
Biopick.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Tomatoes injuice panic.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Buck changed into quarters.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Boxing Helena (1993)
A process of elimbination.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson gives rounded performance.
Jan 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Seven Little Foys, The (1955)
Foy Story.
Dec 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Relationship goes down Tube.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Story Of Alexander Graham Bell, The (1939)
Phoney biopic.
Dec 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
VeggieTales: Duke And The Great Pie War (2005)
Give Peas a Chance.
Nov 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel becomes broad-minded.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
The Oy Team.
Nov 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Bambi (1942)
Endeering.
Oct 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child hood.
Sep 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
First Blood (1982)
Sly got the sheriff...
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Gay Muslims (2006)
Right up your Ali.
Nov 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Coma-toes.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Second half, double Bill.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Maid Man.
Jan 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Rocky (1976)
Creed is good.
Aug 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Ted Bundy (2002)
HunTed. ArresTed. ConvicTed. ExecuTed.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Vera Drake (2004)
End of a Vera.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Waterfowl: A Resource In Danger (1964)
Duckumentary.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Westworld (1973)
Proud robot loses face.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Ant Bully, The (2006)
Ant Misbehavin'.
Nov 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
Spoohf.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Lust In Train Station.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Dallas (2009)
Suitable for family Ewing.
Apr 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Elizabeth orders Bloody Mary.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Fat Albert (2004)
Fat Al, Attraction.
Nov 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Feeding The Pigs (1898)
Good Swill, Grunting.
May 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
WARNING: contains foal language.
Nov 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
No future for ewe.
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Belle De Jour (1967)
Francs for the mammaries.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Back To The Suture.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Cop Land (1997)
The Stallone Ranger.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Escape To Victory (1981)
Allies defeat Reich wingers.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Kurd the one about...?
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Mustafa laugh.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Michael Jackson And The Boy He Paid Off (2004)
Jacko: a touching story.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Pizza Wars - The Movie (2002)
War And Pizza.
Feb 19, 2006
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(29)
Psycho II (1983)
Motel Recall.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Titanic (1997)
The iceberg did it!
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
New slant on Tarzan.
Feb 12, 2006
Unscored
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(28)
Bewitched (2005)
An embarrassment of witches.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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