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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4929 reviews published to date.
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
An Affair To Forget.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (88)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Different shit. Same day.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (69)   
Hannibal (2001)
Thought for food.
May 29, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (58)   
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Raging Belle.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (57)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
24/1.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (54)   
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon studies Law.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (54)   
Birds, The (1963)
Birds re-establish pecking order.
Sep 9, 2002
Unscored		  
  Vote (53)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Bonnie and Bonnie.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (51)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Momma Mia, Daddy Satan!
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Pi (1998)
Fear of all sums.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
The teen-ing of Shrew.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Casa-blank-a.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Bush talks, Heston listens.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (43)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes understand. I didn't.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Jaws (1975)
Skinny-dipper becomes skinnier dipper.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Spellbound (2002)
D-O-C-U-M-E-N-T-A-R-Y.
Oct 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Lucas makes ends meet.
May 23, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Birds, The (1963)
Cheepers creepers.
Jan 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Monster (2003)
Get Ricci quick scheme.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Meet. Retreat. Delete. Repeat.
Nov 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Love Actually (2003)
Crap actually.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Ronald And Me.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (39)   
About Schmidt (2002)
'You can't handle... retirement'.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Aliens (1986)
This time it's maternal.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Showgirls (1995)
Berkley's co-star: a pole.
Oct 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Finding Nemo (2003)
Rebellious son gets tanked.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Batman (1989)
Joker removed from pack.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Shark Tale (2004)
Gill Smith.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Party Monster (2003)
Homo Alone.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Less kill. More Bill.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Runtime: 2 Minutes flat.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (34)   
Super Size Me (2004)
Unhappy Meals.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchflock.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa wets own lap.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Sideways (2004)
Wine. Oh.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Forrest Gump (1994)
Slow guy runs fast.
May 19, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Water Beatles.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (33)   
Memento (2000)
Argument for a PDA.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (32)   
American Pie (1999)
Sausage in apple pie.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Accountant finds prison taxing.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise rolls his eyes.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Sin City (2005)
Elijah Wood eat you.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (32)   
Secret Lives Of Dentists, The (2002)
The tooth hurts.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma squashes former pupil.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Second Reeves plays Superman.
May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp runs with scissors.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (31)   
Animal House (1978)
One Bluto. All blotto.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Batman (1989)
Keaton's first at Bat.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Saw (2004)
Survival of de-footist.
Mar 1, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (30)   
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie thinks in box.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (30)   
Psycho (1960)
Motel has skeleton staff.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (28)   
13 Going On 30 (2004)
13 going on slut.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (28)   
Pay It Forward (2000)
I see helpful people.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Hoffman drilled for information.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Citizen Kane (1941)
Publisher has last word.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Soylent Green (1973)
Guess Who's Becoming Dinner.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Start Wars.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Adaptation. (2002)
It's 'Being Charlie Kaufman'.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Best In Show (2000)
Dog beat dog world.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Green Mile, The (1999)
Feel good execution movie.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Sideways (2004)
Sandra enjoys Church service.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Seabiscuit (2003)
Little equine that could.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Clarice hunts disturbed sew-and-sew.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Finding Neverland (2004)
Peter penned.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (26)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Grand Theft Pussy Wagon.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Masquerade balls.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Pianist, The (2002)
Piano key to survival.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston sees menu late.
May 19, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Squeaky shoe snuff film.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Shining, The (1980)
Psychic kid, also dyslexic.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Birds, The (1963)
Family distressed by bills.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (25)   
Super Size Me (2004)
My Dinner With Ronald.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Graduate, The (1967)
Ben there. Done Bancroft.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
English Patient, The (1996)
Oh, just die already!
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Rear Window (1954)
Stewart flashes his neighbor.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Bad Santa (2003)
Santa prefers naughty girls.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Legless man takes stand.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Office burglary. No leads.
Jul 19, 2005
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Arthur (1981)
Wants Liza? That's drunk.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma catches Daryl's eye.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch fake. Snot real.
Sep 20, 2002
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Runaway Bride (1999)
Don't. Don't. Don't. Do.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Robin Wright, Prince left.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Psycho (1960)
Perkins creates hotel vacancies.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma starts limb collection.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack occupies John.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Super Size Me (2004)
McDonald's receives a Quarterpounding.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Corpse Bride (2005)
Helena bone-hand Carter.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Possession 9/10ths of movie.
Jan 20, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Logan's Run (1976)
30? Take up running.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Barry Manilow's wardrobe raided.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Others, The (2001)
'Eyes Pennied Shut'.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Scream (1996)
Drew. Bury more.
Feb 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Junior (1994)
Girly man.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (22)   
Gone With The Wind (1939)
House loses its Gable.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Prestige, The (2006)
Jackman tanked every night.
Mar 14, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Metric system amuses hitman.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Gripping book distracts President.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (21)   
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp shows his metal.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (21)   
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