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Reviews by 'Six'
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with a total of
55
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Snuffles snuffs it.
Aug 18, 2005
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf falls. Fools fly.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Aladdin (1992)
Disney glorifies stealing, lying.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris teaches Truancy 101.
Dec 26, 2004
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Escaped dog hunts rat.
Sep 2, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian dies singing, whistling.
Feb 7, 2005
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(2)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
52 queens reveal conspiracy.
Feb 4, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Drown miniature sun? Impossible.
Sep 20, 2004
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(2)
Wordplay (2006)
Crossword contestants cross (s)words.
Jan 30, 2007
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Fake town fools bandits.
Dec 25, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Blood drives shark insane.
Dec 28, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
General, fugitive, captive, fighter...
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Voldemort mustn't find Stone.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Hercules (1997)
It's Greek to Disney.
Nov 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Dwayne hates everyone, underlined.
Apr 5, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Precrime: futuristic Big Brother.
Apr 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monkey Business (1931)
Harpo sings Sweet Adeline?
May 17, 2005
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Bedevere attempts logic.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Shipmates, muppets, gunpowder: Hilarious!
Nov 11, 2004
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(1)
O (2001)
Basketball player betrays teammates.
Feb 28, 2007
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(1)
Office Space (1999)
Arson saves Peter's arse.
Jun 30, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Ran (1985)
Saburo breaks bundled arrows.
Aug 26, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Twins born, father reborn.
Jun 27, 2005
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Vader unwittingly abuses daughter.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Lobbyist blows hot air.
Apr 15, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Save Buzz; break rules.
Nov 14, 2004
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Eye-gor steals abnormal brain.
Apr 17, 2005
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
The Malaysian Candidate.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Duck Soup (1933)
Disguises, broken mirror: Hilarious!
Apr 20, 2005
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Soviet sniper neutralizes Nazis.
Oct 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room (2005)
Power-hungry Enron zapped.
Mar 6, 2007
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Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Beatles flee screaming groupies.
Sep 18, 2004
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Ron can't transfigure rat.
Nov 10, 2004
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Voldemort rallies black KKK.
Apr 25, 2006
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Horse Feathers (1932)
Harpo 'cuts' cards.
Nov 20, 2007
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Fire drives Frollo insane.
Mar 11, 2005
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James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Twisted tongue animates James.
Sep 28, 2007
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Prince bails William out.
Dec 28, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Shelob's lair: No lights?
Oct 27, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo dreams about Gandalf.
Nov 21, 2004
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Man Of The House (1995)
Ben doesn't want stepfather.
Mar 14, 2005
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo follows white rabbit.
Oct 27, 2004
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Pomade gives trio away.
Sep 12, 2004
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Office Space (1999)
Dissatisfied geeks sabotage Initech.
Aug 12, 2005
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Pocahontas (1995)
Colonial Romeo and Juliet
Feb 12, 2025
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Inigo just won't die.
Oct 19, 2004
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Transvestite imitates voices well.
Dec 26, 2004
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Spider-Man (2002)
Parker learns noblesse oblige.
Feb 17, 2007
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Meesa not understand Jar-Jar.
Aug 26, 2008
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Death Star plans revealed.
Jan 19, 2007
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Yoda teaches Luke telekinesis.
Jul 7, 2005
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Luke chokes Jabba's orcs.
Dec 16, 2004
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Titus (1999)
Aaron (un)does Tamora.
Feb 22, 2008
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Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin incarcerated in zoo.
Oct 1, 2007
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X2 (2003)
Magneto drains blood: Gross.
Nov 14, 2004
Unscored
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