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Goldfinger (1964)
Bond almost 000 inches.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo's sleeping arrangments changed.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Others, The (2001)
I see alive people.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Shrek (2001)
Dragon loves talking donkey.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Bambi (1942)
Oh deer, mother died.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
6th Day, The (2000)
Double Arnie = 2 braincells.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Hulk (2003)
Big green jumping machine.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Detective or mental defective?
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Vampires don't like condoms.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise's acting kills Edwards.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Face/Off (1997)
Travolta overacts Cage, funny.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Identity (2003)
Who done it- Timmy.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba does come back.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Freedom begins with shit.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
About A Boy (2002)
Bad bread kills duck.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey longs for girl.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Depp follows hairdressing career.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Fool's gold, gold falls.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
'Muppet' Scrooge gains heart.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
The Jackal (1997)
Bruce has a goatie .
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Christmas Story, A (1983)
Ralphie gets christmas present.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Satan makes head spin.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Doc Ock mocks cock.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
'Mask' with a suit.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella seeks out dogs.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Gold, cars, women, cliff-hanger.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Barbie lawyer, Reese hot.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Helms deep, enough said.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Batman meets Mexico.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo dies to save.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Phone calls, bridge falls.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Pianist, The (2002)
Polish man plays piano.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Blame Canada not Satan.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie ensures Connor survives.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody gets kidnapped. Nooo.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Party, shit eating, wedding.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
eXistenZ (1999)
New video game, failed.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Cruise, 'outback' and awful.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Muppets get Silver's treasure.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Of Mice And Men (1992)
Lennie like puppy dies.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Rocky III (1982)
A Team VS Rocky.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
'Dirty Dancing' meets hip-hop.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda forced to fight.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Toy Story (1995)
The toys are alive.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
New stomach bug found.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
American Pie (1999)
Boy enjoys apple pie.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Evil makes LITTLE EVIL.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Prision escapees caught, killed.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Arsehole kid saves home.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Ledger lances lovely lady.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ghosts, elephants, orcs, halflings.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo becomes the ONE.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell tells all.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Sodding. Waste. At. Theatre.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia sexy, Ewoks cute.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Three Kings (1999)
Iraqi's gold becomes Americans'.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel's feminine side shown.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Witch watches over woods.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cabin Fever (2002)
Infected idiot spreads disease.
Feb 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin focuses on family.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Beware, cold and red.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Snatch (2000)
'Lock stock' but better.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Sleepless' retread gone wrong.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
Cruella still seeks dogs.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Addams Family, The (1991)
The Osbournes reality.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler relaxed by Jack.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Nicole works on farm.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Don't Say A Word (2001)
Girl knows code, tells.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
'Cheesy' plot, 'Cheesy' moon.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Aliens have 'Macs', WOW.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
There's love after death.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
The Muppets in Hollywood.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta's mullet, shits, drugs.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Talking dog, jokes, tits.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Simon Birch (1998)
Judd has giant part.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Toys with battery's included!
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Kid bulids C3PO, races.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer acts as God.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies linger in London.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Batty Carrey in Africa.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
The Myers epoch begins.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Feathered friends not friends.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantasia/2000 (1999)
Disney does 'Fantasic' amination.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mask (1985)
Deformed boy warms hearts.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Masked Carrey wants Diaz.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robin overacts as transvestite.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pagemaster, The (1994)
Kid finds Exit, END.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
Religious parade, swing away.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Three To Tango (1999)
Matthew gay or not.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Batman has last laugh.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Girls play football, cook.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Somalia aganist American choppers.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
From Hell (2001)
Jack is out murdering.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Parenthood (1989)
Martin acts nutter father.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rocky (1976)
Stallone hits 'meat' bottom.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Santa Claus (1959)
Santa gets new job.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Woman leads two lives.
Feb 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Jackson finds luckiest man.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Queen killed again.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bring It On (2000)
Whites nick Black chants.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
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