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Reviews by 'Uncle-Al'
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with a total of
111
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50 First Dates (2004)
Drew's brain reboots daily.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
FIRE!!! OJ survives. (DAMN!)
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Ice age: America's fault!
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Smokey And The Bandit II (1980)
Bandit returns, comedy doesn't.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Speed (1994)
Go below 50??? KABOOM!!!
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Spaceballs (1987)
Whose 'schwartz' is bigger?
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Spaceballs (1987)
Moranis has big.... helmet.
May 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Stallone restarts Vietnam war.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky routs Russian roidster.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman goes on vacation.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Annie (1982)
Moppet's voice breaks windows!
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Burt sings.... GET EARPLUGS!!!
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
'Medieval dickweed' attacks Ted.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Little has *BIG* 'schnitzengruben'.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
First Blood (1982)
Stallone's pissed! Trashes town.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
King Ralph (1991)
Fred Flintstone rules England.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
La Bamba (1987)
Richie dies, Donna cries.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Moonraker (1979)
Bond/ Holly attempt 're-entry'.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Predator 2 (1990)
Alien Menace II Civilization.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Restauranteur Rocky re-enters ring.
Dec 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
The Buddy Holly Story (1978)
Inaccurate portrayal of Holly.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Volcano (1997)
Birth of 'Mount Wilshire'.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
XXx (2002)
Gen-XXX Bond imitator.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
8 Seconds (1994)
Lane learns... 'Cowboy up!'
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Airport '77 (1977)
747 goes for swim.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
De Nomolos marries Missy.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Death has stinky feet!!!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Conrad croons, Ann swoons.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cactus Jack (1979)
Live action Roadrunner cartoon.
May 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers trashes Dr. Seuss.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Demolition Man (1993)
Snipes scares San-Angeles.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Earthquake (1974)
LA Shakes, audience snoozes.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Earthquake (1974)
Sensurround deafens audience.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Eraser (1996)
Arnold annihilates agitated alligator.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Clint/ Clyde get laid!!
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Malicious maskmaker melts minors.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Honeymoon In Vegas (1992)
Flying Elvises reunite couple.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hooper (1978)
Horse ca-ca's in car.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hooper (1978)
Burt drives 55... BACKWARDS!!
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Green Carrey menaces whoville.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Hero digests bad guy.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Julie & Julia (2009)
Julia gets noontime nookie!
Aug 19, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Moonraker (1979)
Zero gravity nookie.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Music Man, The (1962)
Richie Cunningham lithpth merthitlethly.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Cousin Eddie = Christmas comedy.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Private Parts (1997)
Deep down, Howard's shy.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rambo III (1988)
Riding rebels rescue Rambo.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky joins geritol generation.
Jan 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shrimp On The Barbie, The (1990)
Cheech vs. attack kangaroo.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Smokey And The Bandit Part 3 (1983)
No Burt, franchise sinks.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Ship causes property damage.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Klingons different from series.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Testament (1983)
Northern California slowly succumbs.
Sep 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Xanadu (1980)
Gene Kelly does disco!
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
'Airplane!' in a hospital.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
50 First Dates (2004)
Adam meets Drew. (AGAIN!)
Aug 21, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Blokes will be Sheilas!!
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Amazing Aussie tranny movie.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
All Of Me (1984)
Steve Tomlin steals movie.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Any Which Way You Can (1980)
Clint/ Clyde ride again!
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Thornton: Politically incorrect Kringle.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Whistleblower destroys Texas legend.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Durning dances divinely!
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)
Cloris Leachman channels 'Granny'.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beyond The Mat (1999)
Pro wrestling *AIN'T* fake.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Reaper raps!!!
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Grim Reaper sees God.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Genghis Kahn ravages Oshman's.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Lincoln parties on, dude!!
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon learns to bowl.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cactus Jack (1979)
Ahnold plays 'Girly man'.
May 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Baby Ruth in pool.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Charlotte's Web (2006)
Oprah-Goose: Both gab.
Feb 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Click (2006)
Sandler fast-forwards life.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Commando (1985)
Commando makes dead people.
Sep 10, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Core, The (2003)
Swank goes down DEEP!!!
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Down Periscope (1996)
Captain has tattooed 'Willy'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Reynolds's Hogg too mean.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Clint's ma swears profusely!
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Flintstones, The (1994)
Goodman IS Fred Flintstone!
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Foul Play (1978)
Heroes chase albino assassin.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Feline Snoopy.... Cheap Copy.
Sep 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Miss Liberty saves Manhattan.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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High Anxiety (1977)
Hitchcock hijacked by humourist.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Spanish inquisition... 'MUSICAL NUMBER?????'
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Bodily injury for laughs.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Julie & Julia (2009)
Streep Channels Julia Child.
Aug 13, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Julie & Julia (2009)
Adams Blogs Julia Child.
Aug 13, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Karate Kid, Part II, The (1986)
Hawaii masquerading as Okinawa.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Woody tries bull milking.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Stinks (1991)
Brooks tries 'dramedy'... fails!
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Paint Your Wagon (1969)
Marvin mumbles/ grumbles lines.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pink Cadillac (1989)
Clint skip-traces Bernadette.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pink Cadillac (1989)
Clint kayos KKK convicts.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Predator (1987)
Governor Jesse dies early.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Producers, The (1968)
Antisemetism played for laughs.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Brooks skewers British legend.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rocky III (1982)
Mr. T. rattles Rocky.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Vinnie Barbarino goes disco.
May 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
90 minute car chase.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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