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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) |
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Film rated 2.6 / 5
(Chick rating: 2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.7 / 5)
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| Zzzzzzz bald chick zzzzzzz. |
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| Pace, the final frontier. |
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| Kirk returns. Wise Enterprise? |
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| Trek: The Motionless Picture. |
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| Enterprise vs. Eager V'Ger. |
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| Refurbished Enterprise: lightbulb shortage. |
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| Red sweatshirts always die. |
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| Enterprise houses old bones. |
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| Boredom - The Initial Frontier. |
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| Trek's turgid cinematic debut. |
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| Enterprise encounters ancestor. |
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| Cinema: The Final Frontier. |
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| The Enterprise versus Voyager. |
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| Shatner: His first toupee. |
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| Motion Picture lacks motion. |
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| Kirk solves Voyager probe-lem. |
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| Decker, Deltan, dilithium, d-r-a-g-g-i-n-e-s-s. |
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| Primitive Klingon forehead prosthetics. |
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| Voyager 'trek'ing slowly home. |
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| Wormhole provides most action. |
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| Bald female reassures Shatner. |
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| 100 million dollar re-run. |
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| Enterprise boldly goes Cinema. |
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| Bearded 'Bones,' Carpeted Kirk. |
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| Sinead spokesperson for V'ger. |
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| Science fiction sleep aid. |
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| Final frontier is widened. |
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| Trek: The Slow-motion Picture. |
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| Decker wants hottie's v'ger. |
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| Probe's improbe-able return. |
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| E.T. sends satelite back. |
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| Spock seems especially Wise. |
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| Enterprise's first slow Trek. |
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| Ancient probe treks home. |
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| Probe completes ancient mission. |
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| Bald chick channels aliens. |
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| Jiggly Deltan is celibate. |
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| To split-infinitive - and beyond! |
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| Navigator needs Shatner's toupee! |
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| Klingons different from series. |
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| Ilia, Decker; cosmic orgasm. |
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| Enterprise SLOWLY traverses cloud. |
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| Silent tribute; colour blue. |
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| Bald navigator is abducted. |
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| Khambatta: sexiest alien ever! |
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| Khambatta's sexy bald look! |
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| Satellite is homeward bound. |
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| Kirk doesn't know Deck(er). |
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| Enterprise's first big voyage. |
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| Trek meets hallucinogenic drugs. |
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| Genre expectations crack Wise. |
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| Enterprise finds Voyager Seven. |
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| Space probe throws tantrum. |
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| V'ger assimilates Collins / Khambatta. |
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| Second bold step falters. |
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