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Core, The (2003) |
| 65 reviews |
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Film rated 2.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.1 / 5)
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| Massive vibrator helps Swank. |
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| Swank's 'ground breaking' movie. |
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| Deep penetration plus Swank. |
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| Swank gains deep penetration. |
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| Tension relieved by Swank. |
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| Swank's spin in soft-core. |
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| Earth experiences bipolar disorder. |
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| Swank's wonky science drill. |
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| Cheesy, Core-ny 'Armageddon' rip-off. |
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| Swank: deep penetration succeeds. |
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| Scientists penetrate, work, climax. |
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| Planet, drilled; Swank, not. |
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| Core: In-depth action movie. |
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| 20,000 leagues underground. |
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| Scientists suffer crushing loss. |
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| Earth endangered? Core blimey! |
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| Hillary Swank's hard, core. |
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| Corps corrects core cornily. |
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| Stupid sci-fi sinks Swank. |
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| 'Armageddon' underground. |
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| Hilary needs spin doctor. |
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| Serge squished under pressure. |
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| Thoroughly boring coring yarn. |
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| Whales save core drillers. |
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| 'Armageddon', only sillier. |
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| Core bore threatens Earthlings. |
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| Earth sized sex metaphor. |
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| Earth stops, pacemakers crash. |
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| Swank steers sci-fi superdrill. |
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| Dildo-like drill derails disaster. |
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| Deeper, dumber 'Deep Impact'. |
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| Stationary core wreaks havoc. |
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| C(orny)O(verblown)R(adiation)E(mergency) |
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| Eckhart = Keyes to Survival |
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| Rat alters government's D.E.S.T.I.N.I. |
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| 'Armageddon' goes underground. |
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| Unobtainium, stupidium, melodramium, tedium. |
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| Mole-machine microwaves mantle. |
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| US Destini = world destruction. |
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| Geomagnetic flux flattens Colosseum. |
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| Government buys unobtanium dildo. |
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