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Intestinal Fourtitude.
Reviews by 'Falken'
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with a total of
1234
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Iraqnophobia.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(127)
Speed (1994)
Unbrakeable.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(65)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Tails From The Crypt.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(61)
Big Fish (2003)
World According To Carp.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(56)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
'Finding Neo'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(44)
Gladiator (2000)
Aussie and chariot.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(43)
Airplane! (1980)
Air Farce One.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(42)
Monster (2003)
Aileen vs. Predator.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(41)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Yul. Tide.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
The Topic of Cancer.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Soylent Green (1973)
Mankind turns to shit.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Pubic Heir.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(35)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Jive Long and Prosper.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(35)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Intercourse With The Vampire.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(35)
Breast Men (1997)
We Built This Titty...
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Four? Yes. Fantastic? Well...
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Jason X (2001)
Jason And The Astronauts.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Payback (1999)
'The Wrath Of Con'.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Face/Off (1997)
Your face, or mine?
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Drop Zone (1994)
Chute to kill.
Jun 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Two balls? You're out!
Jan 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(32)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio's mother is titanic!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(32)
28 Days Later (2002)
'Rage' Against the Vaccine.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Hex, Lies, and Videotape.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Casino (1995)
Gangster's pair o' dice.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Battle of the Skekses.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Insomnia (2002)
Pacino: Desperately Seeking Snoozin'.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Irish Vampire Goes West, The (2006)
'Gimme a bloody pint!'.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(30)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Yo' Mama's so fatwa...
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(30)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
'Fangs Of New York'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Fog, The (2005)
A grave mist ache.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(29)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Mutton for punishment.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
The Millennium Fuckin'.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(28)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Night of Jiving Dead.
May 17, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
Kermit's Swamp Years (2002)
I, Ribbit.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Sex At 7000 Feet (1977)
1.325 mile high club.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(27)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Meet The Transparents.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Fly, The (1958)
A Bug's Wife.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
'24' + 69.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Underwear Model (1898)
Victorian's Secret.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Jarhead.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Cock Fight, The (1894)
Poultry in commotion.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003)
Java. The Butt.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Cliterature.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(25)
Fast Food Nation (2006)
Girth of a Nation.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Shrimpin' ain't easy...
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Porn 'n Chicken (2002)
Poultry 'n lotion.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(25)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Jack the Riffer.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(25)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
The Empire Strikes Baklava.
May 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
C-3PianO.
May 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
A Clockwork Orgy.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Out: Stories Of Lesbian And Gay Youth In Canada (1994)
Brokeback Mounties.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(24)
Turtle Diary (1985)
Turtle Recall.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce almighty.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Batman Returns (1992)
March of the Penguin.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Black Caesar (1973)
Et tu, Sucka?
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Canadian Ballet: Striptease Dancers Of The North (1998)
Areola Borealis.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Frankenpenis (1996)
The Modern Prosthesis.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Rocky IV (1985)
Apollo makes rough landing.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Sex O'Clock News, The (1984)
This Just In.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Air Farce Two.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Busty Cops (2003)
Bra and Order.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Digital Penis (2000)
IRod.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(22)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Grier's one bad Grandmotherfucker!
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Lambert The Sheepish Lion (1951)
Ewe Lion Bastard!
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Bison has bi son.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
Yolklore.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(22)
Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004)
Dick. Taters.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Kool & the Fang.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Cutting Pork (1901)
Spleen, legs and ham.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Deliverance (1972)
Forest Rump.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Property Of The State: Gay Men In The Apartheid Military (2003)
'Out' of Afrikaans.
Apr 12, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(21)
Sticking Cattle (1901)
Holey Cow!
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller pulls a muscle.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
Transformers (2007)
More than meets CGI.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Ejacula.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman Wolf.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Nosfuratu.
May 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Chinese Opium Den (1894)
Shanghigh.
Jan 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Corner In Wheat, A (1909)
A grain assault.
May 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Booster cables in trunk.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks for the memories.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
Potzilla.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Hang 'Em High (1968)
Eastwood receives suspended sentence.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Laffghanistan.
Feb 25, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Three holes penetrated.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Nude Nurses (1993)
Genital Hospital.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Prehistoric Poultry (1916)
Chicken came first, apparently.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)
Jack in the 'Box'.
Apr 17, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(20)
SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
The Yellow Submariner.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
620 degrees of penetration.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Bestiality (1976)
Schtup Doggy Dog.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Bikini Party Massacre (2002)
Thong of the Dead.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(19)
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
Keanu's acting Mnauseating.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Lovers And The Donkey, The (1902)
Lover kisses stranger's ass.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Mickey Mouse Disco (1979)
Macho, Macho, Mouse...
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Devil In Blew Dress.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Sicko (2007)
Fahrenheit 98.6.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Skinning Sheep (1901)
Ewe bet that hurts!
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Atom and Reeve.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(19)
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