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Reviews by 'Pokernose'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
144
reviews published to date.
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
KKK silenced, for once.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Cat shat in hat.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Clueless (1995)
Alicia Silverstone, as advertised.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Cucumber in pants? Foiled!
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
A glut of Elvises.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Featuring Brian's full Monty.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Pretty Woman (1990)
He manages to hooker.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Signs (2002)
Mel's acting: Insufferably corny.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Free Willy (1993)
PETA endorsed whale propaganda.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Sigorney turns into bitch.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Magical homework's still boring.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Matilda (1996)
Harry Potter, as girl.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Every sperm: sacred, apparently.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Pleasantville (1998)
Fighting communism with color.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Family VonTrapped in graveyard.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Heston's stoned. Thanks, God.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Sherlock Holmes sans dignity.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Backbeat (1994)
Stu, the unsung Beatle.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
7.5th floor: Half-sized, half-baked..
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Brooke's breasts convienently covered.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Clue (1985)
Singing telegram shot. Thankfully.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Fargo (1996)
Margie wins, doncha' know?
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Grease (1978)
1950's, seen from 1970's.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Parseltongue Harry's petrifying problem.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Junior (1994)
Arnold: The Preginator.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Monster A Go-Go (1965)
Monster doesn't show. Puzzling.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Ghosts encourage Jack's alcoholism.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Tombstone (1993)
Everything turns out 'O.K.'
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Crossing street? Use cones!
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Airplane! (1980)
Airplane's fish: Sickening dish.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Big (1988)
Keyboard dancing scores job.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Birds bomb blonde bombshell.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
'Some Pig' saves pig.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Explanation of fisting: priceless.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gigli (2003)
Really bad 'Chasing Amy'.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Grapes Of Wrath, The (1940)
Depression hits. Okies displaced.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Pennsylvania Polka-ing perpetually: problematic.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Movie's handicapped by Penn.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Little Women (1994)
Jo tames her Bhaer.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Balrog grabs Gandalf's booty.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Frodo fading. Feeling faint.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)
Smith's ethics flabbergast Senate.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Divorce creates cross-dressing Dad.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Now And Then (1995)
Neurotic now, neurotic then.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Philadelphia (1993)
Hanks gay?! What tragedy!
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Psycho (1960)
Mummified mother demands, 'Murder!'
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Quiz Show (1994)
Van-Doren's ethics vs. ego.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Schindler's List (1993)
Red dress personalizes victim.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Stand, The (1994)
Post-apocolypse: only Americans remain?
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Arnold's job involves strippers.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Man in GIANT bubble.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Hard to get vet.
Dec 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Welcome To The Dollhouse (1995)
'Carrie' for the 90's.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Faked orgasm, ordered coffee.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Angels' Revenge (1979)
All world's drugs, destroyed!
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Sherlock Holmes as mouse.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Being From Another Planet (1982)
Ancient fungus among us.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Dude possesses his dad.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
History report comes alive.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Carousel (1956)
Julie Jordan, undoubtedly queer.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dogma (1999)
Clever script. Catholics 'incensed'.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Elizabeth (1998)
Anjou's a complete fruit.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fishy lessons about love.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Genetic discrimination: bad idea.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
George Of The Jungle (1997)
John Cleese: intellectual Ape.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Getting There (2002)
Olsen Twins drive. Pointlessly.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Spaniard fights for honor.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hard Day's Night, A (1964)
Paul's grandfather's not clean.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Suicide intervention by stars.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Finding Froy foils Nazis.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ma Vie En Rose (1997)
French boy desires femininity.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Mad Dog And Glory (1993)
Murry's in the mob.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Frenchman wipes ass silkily.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Bear in a Studebaker.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo puzzled about origins.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Reporter Drew upon memories.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Every teen's princess fantasy.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Have X-Wing, will travel.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Hands off, Hamill's best.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnold keeps gal runnin'...
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Icecubes aplenty; life-vests, no.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Yearling, The (1946)
Pet's a nuisance? Shoot.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shrew without a clue.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Neanderthals celebrate huge monolith.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
To the moon, Shatner!
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Doggy Disney rip-off.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Babe (1995)
Sweet pig deserves song.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beethoven (1992)
Giant dog goades Grodin.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Birth Of A Race, The (1918)
First multicultural film ever.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brady Bunch Movie, The (1995)
Schitzophrenic Jan hears voices.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Devil's Tower proves attractive.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cutting Edge, The (1992)
Self-absorbed skaters meet.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Daddy-Long-Legs (1919)
Spindly girl proves irresistable.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Plan: Animals- bred, slaughtered.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Elf (2003)
Farrell's britches: Getting tighter.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Eye Creatures, The (1965)
Creatures lack complete suits.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Cameron needs Prozac badly.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
30,000 different shrimp recipes.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Harrison REALLY wants freedom.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghostbusters II (1989)
Dancing toaster is possessed.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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