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Reviews by 'Chopper'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
255
reviews published to date.
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cameo & Joliet.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Murphy's Law.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Proof Of Life (2000)
Guerillas In The Mist.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Carry On Sergeant (1958)
Sergeant abuses his privates.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Troy (2004)
The silly-ad.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(12)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton and the wheelies.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid comes up Short.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Pi (1998)
22/7 out of 10.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Animal Farm (1954)
'Babe' before glasnost.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Steeler wheeler dealer peelers.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Hollywood's biggest stars fired.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Agent Double-entendre.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Dr. & The Vedics.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Gandhi (1982)
Sarongs make a right.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo finally kisses Sam.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Knightley gets Pearl necklace.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Brothers drink Canada Dry.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Black & the beans-talk.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Master diver, master baiter.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Caviezel nails his performance.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
Geldof is pickled Pink.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Vertical Limit (2000)
Dad's performance falls flat.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(7)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Masturbator's problem in hand.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Bhaji On The Bench.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Excalibur (1981)
Lancelot pops his Cherie.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Three Kings (1999)
Cow has a blast.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz loses his Woody.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Josh isn't a wanker?!
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Truffles taste shitty.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Flower power.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Deep Impact (1998)
Comet relieves sentimental mush.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Duellists, The (1977)
Duel personalities.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Worlds worst Hollywood facelifts.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
American 'fairy' tale.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Up Pompeii (1971)
Lewd Lurcio leers lasciviously.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Cunning linguist joins Norsemen.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
50 First Dates (2004)
49 brush-offs.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Teutonic twat titillates townspeople.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Carry On Cleo (1964)
See Caesar seize her.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Dragonheart (1996)
'Finding De-forester'.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Starving knights prefer minstrels.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Brosnan: Banal businessman boyfriend.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Trapp-ed every chuffing Christmas...
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard's 'Mini-Me' finally rebels.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Still Smokin' (1983)
'The Immigrant Bong'.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Unforgiven (1992)
Women want wapists wasted!
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
1941 (1979)
Periscope's up nude swimmer.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Obdurate, obsequious, obstinately obnoxious.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
'Cosmo' addicted, self-pitying thirtysomething.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Cleopatra (1963)
Taylor-made ancient love triangle.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Debbie gets come-uppance.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Dejected detective ejected.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Idle rant around audience.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Proof Of Life (2000)
Meg's real-life infidelity movie.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Quo Vadis? (1951)
Nero's up in flames.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
Cantankerous amputee defies odds.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Ryan rescue untruthfully told.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Shine (1996)
Open overcoat creates flap.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Gives you the Willi(e)s.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Top Gun (1986)
Tomcats, Tom's kitten.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel understands 'rag week'.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
100 Ways To Murder Your Wife (1986)
Henpecked husbands' fantasy fare.
Nov 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox leaves Brown stained.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bat*21 (1988)
Downed Colonel plays around.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Big (1988)
Perfect playful piano partnership.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bird On A Wire (1990)
Incognito Gibson gets Hawn-y.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Fatty snoops in Toronto.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Nick's chick flick.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Ugly woman petrifies Kraken.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Conwoman out-cons the cons.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Vera Lynn's mushroom montage.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Force 10 From Navarone (1978)
Explosive shit foils Germans.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Goonies, The (1985)
One-eyed Willie film.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Escape using trunk road.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Ice Station Zebra (1968)
Rock breaks the ice.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jason And The Argonauts (1963)
Harryhausen's hydra harshly hacked.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Little Voice (1998)
Bubble's fantastic fakes flow.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Memphis Belle (1990)
'Virgin' screwed in B-17.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Memphis Belle: A Story Of A Flying Fortress, The (1944)
Belle brings boys back.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Rough rabble rout Redcoats.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Platoon (1986)
GI's fight themselves, VC.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Scum (1979)
Offender 'tapped' on head.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Stalingrad (1993)
Eastern front's costliest battle.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Arse ejected artillery accurate.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Parents pander pipsqueak pet.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
PMS meets CJD.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Time Bandits (1981)
Mothers' cooking pure evil.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Touching The Void (2003)
Never (mo)raines, it pours.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bollocked boss becomes boyfriend.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Under The Tuscan Sun (2003)
Lame Lane laid.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waterloo (1970)
Wellington takes a Nap.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Windtalkers (2002)
Cage kills code keeper.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zulu (1964)
Baited Hook's courageous defence.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zulu (1964)
Payback for Isandlwana.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
101 + 1 old dog.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Arrow, The (1997)
Diefenbaker scraps revolutionary aircraft.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Axis/ Allies Ardennes altercation.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Bio-exorcist goes bye-bye.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Miraculously outruns tripwired landmines.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Bhaji On The Beach (1993)
Indians illuminated in Blackpool.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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