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60	Joe Blevins (1420)
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Reviews by 'Joe Blevins'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1420 reviews published to date.

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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)

'Finding Nimoy'.

Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (158)

Tootsie (1982)

Hoff-man, hoff-woman.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (143)

Dead Poets Society (1989)

Fate: verse, then death.

Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (135)

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Luke back in anger.

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (99)

Back To The Future (1985)

A comedy of eras.

Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (99)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

A Knight To Dismember.

Jul 1, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (70)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Bruised Almighty.

Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (55)

Godfather, The (1972)

Marlon Brando, hoarse whisperer.

Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (40)

Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)

Cruci-fact or cruci-fiction?

Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (39)

Basic Instinct (1992)

Douglas romances another Stone.

Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (38)

Coyote Ugly (2000)

Bar belles.

Nov 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (38)

Forrest Gump (1994)

'Tard and feather.

Mar 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (37)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

'Humpback To The Future'.

Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (36)

Small Soldiers (1998)

C.G.I. Joes.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (35)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Sith hits the fans.

Nov 23, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (35)

Super Size Me (2004)

'Husky & Starch'.

Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (34)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Jackson shoots JRR.

Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (34)

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

Williams takes 'Tootsie' role.

Nov 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (34)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Ani get your Gungan.

Jul 30, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (32)

Planet Of The Apes (1968)

Astronauts discover Banana Republic.

Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (31)

Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)

Subway, bloody subway.

Nov 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (30)

Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Realty Bites.

Jul 11, 2004
Unscored

Vote (30)

Junior (1994)

"Make womb for daddy".

Aug 31, 2004
Unscored

Vote (30)

Chicken Run (2000)

Eggs-odus.

Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (29)

In The Cut (2003)

Showing Ryan's Privates.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (29)

Toy Story (1995)

When Woody met Allen.

Nov 12, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (29)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Bride And Extreme Prejudice.

Oct 15, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (28)

Jurassic Park (1993)

Dinosaur says, 'Goodbye, Newman'.

Oct 27, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (28)

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)

Children wild, Gene wilder.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (28)

Blazing Saddles (1974)

Black in the saddle.

Jul 10, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (28)

Memento (2000)

Milking amnesia.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Father, son: wholly gauche.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (27)

Nine Months (1995)

Hugh's your daddy.

Feb 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (27)

Boogie Nights (1997)

'American History XXX'.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (27)

Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy, A (1982)

A comedy of eros.

Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Beautiful Mind, A (2001)

Sum kind of nut.

Nov 22, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (26)

Crash (1996)

Passion Of The Chrysler.

Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (26)

Unfaithful (2002)

How coitus can hoitus.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (26)

Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)

Brando: what a waist!

Oct 29, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (25)

Tootsie (1982)

Drag to riches story.

Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Finding Nemo (2003)

Fish finds friends, anemones.

Aug 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (25)

Hustler, The (1961)

Pool Newman.

Oct 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (25)

Killer Nun (1979)

Twisted Sister.

Jan 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (25)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Little awful Ani.

Oct 23, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (25)

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Dumb, kind of wonderful.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (25)

Jaws (1975)

Missing license plate recovered.

Oct 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (25)

The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)

'The Brews Brothers'.

Nov 22, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (24)

Few Good Men, A (1992)

Nicholson rotten to corps.

Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (24)

Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

Eyes Wired Open.

Mar 8, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (24)

Hulk (2003)

An 'AngLee' young man.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (23)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Coens hit a Homer.

Nov 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (23)

Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)

Pee-wee's a pedal-phile.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (23)

Lost In Translation (2003)

Murray portrays Occidental tourist.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Naked States (2000)

Stares & Strips Forever.

Feb 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

Liar Liar (1997)

Carrey suffers truth ache.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (22)

Shrek (2001)

Forest Grump.

Feb 24, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)

'Apocalypse Then'.

Nov 19, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (22)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

Michael Moore's 'President Evil'.

Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (22)

Beetlejuice (1988)

Ghost. Ryder.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

Married To The Mob (1988)

Hits and Missus.

Nov 12, 2004
Unscored

Vote (22)

Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)

'Divorce be with you'.

Feb 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

Castaways On Gilligan's Island, The (1979)

Gillagain.

Oct 30, 2004
Unscored

Vote (21)

So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

Spouse of whacks...?

Jun 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (21)

Roger And Me (1989)

Documentary about Roger, Moore.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (21)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Dorothy 2, Witches 0.

Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5

Vote (21)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

A piece of Sith.

Jun 6, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (20)

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

A Spaz Odyssey.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (20)

Woman Thou Art Loosed (2004)

Man Thou Art Bored.

Oct 6, 2004
Unscored

Vote (20)

Joe Dirt (2001)

'The Chronicles of Redneck'.

Feb 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Shrek 2 (2004)

Shreks after marriage.

Jun 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)

Dorothy's red shoe diaries.

May 8, 2005
Scored 6/5

Vote (20)

Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)

Johnny loses Depp perception.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (19)

Team America: World Police (2004)

'Splinter' group fights terrorism.

Oct 19, 2004
Unscored

Vote (19)

Ghost (1990)

Goldberg's medium: well done.

Jul 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Wilde (1997)

An urbane legend.

Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Elephant Man, The (1980)

Hannibal's most famous elephant.

Mar 13, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (19)

Party At Kitty And Stud's, The (1970)

Rocky IV(skin).

Jul 8, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (19)

The Lion King (1994)

'Foster Pussycat, Kill, Kill!'

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (19)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Treebeard = spruce almighty?

Jul 1, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (19)

Godfather, The (1972)

Sonny gets his share.

Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (18)

8 Mile (2002)

'Detroit Rap Shitty'.

Nov 8, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Awakenings (1990)

Robin Williams cultivates vegetables.

Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (18)

Deep Impact (1998)

How comet iced T�a.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (18)

Dark Knight, The (2008)

Having begun, Batman persists.

Sep 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)

Steers 'n' queers.

Apr 19, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Tomb Raider (2001)

Angelina: Breast Supported Actress.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Christine (1983)

Evil in-car-nate.

Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Day After, The (1983)

ICBMs, dead people.

Dec 22, 2004
Unscored

Vote (17)

Showgirls (1995)

Verhoeven aims low, misses.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 0/5

Vote (17)

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)

Gene Wilder loves ewe.

Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)

Costner version actually FUNNIER.

Oct 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)

'Dork Victory'.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (17)

Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)

Don of the Dead.

Feb 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (16)

Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)

Days Of Whine, neurosis.

Aug 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (16)

The Lion King (1994)

Gay couple adopts lion.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (16)

Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Dark side of moron.

Nov 16, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (16)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Father taken off respirator.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (16)

Bruce Almighty (2003)

Deus Ex Pet Detective.

Nov 27, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Angel Heart (1987)

Much voodoo; about nothing.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (16)

2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Computer performs illegal operation.

Apr 29, 2004
Scored 6/5

Vote (16)

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